everybody has a secret

Louis Hanson, comedian and performer promoting his one-man show Good Boy. He returns to riff on wedding chaos. Two weddings implode: one when a groom realises he’s queer, another after a massive group chat exposes an affair. The conversation swings between accountability, empathy, and the messy fallout of public humiliation.

Eliza, a reality-TV participant and runner-up on Farmer Wants A Wife, shares behind-the-scenes tales from her time on the show. She talks about audition nerves, quitting work to film, and the emotional toll of long shooting days. She describes producer guidance, house dynamics, and the surreal gap between filmed hours and aired seconds. She reflects on closure, personal growth, and whether she would do it again.

The hosts dig into wild ways people keep tabs on exes, from fake online identities to stalking routes and playlists. They unpack Declan McCollin’s playful “ex-axis” and place themselves on it. Listeners share tales of message snooping, LinkedIn lurks, and discovery of a surprise engagement ring. A main story recounts an elaborate catfishing stunt and the messy feelings that followed.

Chanté Joseph, writer and social commentator known for a viral Vogue piece, joins to unpack modern dating culture. She reflects on sudden online backlash and the emotional toll of virality. She calls out situationships as soul-draining and discusses heteropessimism, how to date without losing your temper, and practical steps for reclaiming independence.

A messy workplace hookup with an engaged co-worker sparks a tangle of lies and secrecy. Dating app etiquette and a first-time ghosting story get unpacked with sharp reactions. Hosts debate whether to confess, quit the job, or cut ties and explore accountability, guilt, and how to start healing.

They unpack relationship secrets like secretly buying a wedding dress after years together. A long-running fake seafood allergy and how small lies snowball get airtime. Someone admits loaning thousands without telling their partner, sparking a chat on financial transparency. The hosts debate vetting mutuals on dating apps and whether to keep confidences shared in private.

A starstruck behind-the-scenes recount of rubbing shoulders with Margot Robbie and Sarah Snook at a film festival. A listener’s secret sparks a frank chat about friends policing your sex life and whether frequency equals intimacy. Short anecdotes, awkward photo panic, and candid relationship talk keep things light and juicy.

A woman reveals she worked as a Rent-A-Friend, getting paid to go on platonic dates with strangers. She explains how she found the gig, set rates, and screened clients for safety. Stories include an awkward club meetup, a generous client with flowers, and charging per text. The conversation reflects on emotional labor, loneliness, and why she eventually stopped.

They spar over a viral Shrek take and whether the ogre is a dating cautionary tale. They argue there are two types of men and celebrate messy authenticity. A listener secret sparks a tense inheritance drama with no will, de facto partner questions, and fragile family grief. Legal realities and emotional loyalties collide in a raw, relatable conversation.

A break-up special full of messy, juicy stories. A best friend betrays trust. An ex releases a petty breakup rap album. A decade-long affair that still hasn’t ended. Short, wild confessions and candid reactions that lean into heartbreak and chaos.