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Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from February, 2019. Who is showing up for the Jumanji sequel, and who cares? Why does James Cameron love water so much? How does Abi feel about the blue Will Smith genie? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Avengers: Infinity War

We're playing Save or Kill once again, this time with highly anticipated 2019 movies. Faced with two 2019 options, which would you save if it meant killing the other? The stakes are high! Who will survive?  Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

As faithful purveyors of our own opinions, You Hate Movies returns with our annual Top 10 lists. From indie joints to summer blockbusters, critically acclaimed and critically reviled, things we loved and things we may have loved or hated (we’re not sure). Here are our top 10 movies of 2018. Featuring: Abi Porter, Ivory Mobley, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: We’ve done our best to avoid spoilers, but minor or abstract spoilers may follow the movies mentioned. There are, however, certain spoilers for Sorry to Bother You, Game Night, Tully, First Reformed, and Hereditary.

Where does Creed II fits into the pantheon of Rocky greatness, and is Rocky IV is all it’s cracked up to be, or little more than an awesome training montage? Featuring: Josh Porter, Ivory Mobley, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: The Rocky Franchise.

When you’ve seen Home Alone a few dozen times, you start to notice things. Join us as our panel of expert cinephiles make plain the hidden supernatural reality that kept Kevin Mcallister trapped in his house: The Front Door Santa. Spoilers: Home alone, Labyrinth, Home alone 2, Krampus, Christmas with the Kranks Featuring: Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Halloween is back (again, but probably not for the last time). Join a few slasher film fans and a few newcomers as we compare and contrast the original classic with the latest revival. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: The Halloween franchise, Friday the 13th and the 2009 reboot, and the Seinfeld episode The Junk Mail

See (nearly) unlimited movies for only ten bucks a month! It was an offer that seemed too good to be true, and in the long run, it was. More than a year later, what have we learned from the MoviePass debacle, and how can we love again? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Every year we bet big on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we talk about the inevitable surprise hit of the summer and about who was clueless enough to bet on Tully . Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Hotel Transylvania 2, The Last Jedi, Mission: Impossible - Fallout

You guys ready to revise those Pixar Best-of lists? 14 years later, is Incredibles 2 a serious contender for the top 10, or do we have a Cars situation on our hands? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Incredibles and Incredibles 2

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from July, 2018. How can Aqua Man talk underwater? Is Bill & Ted 3 Happening? How will we survive without MoviePass? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Spider-Man 3, Kong: Skull Island, Justice League, the Aqua Man trailer, Split, and those Coca Cola short films that play before the movie.