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Disney keeps making movies they already made and we keep paying to see them, but can all the VFX in the world recapture the original magic of The Lion King? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Lion King, Titanic

While Disney shamelessly plunders their back catalog for remakes, we take a tour of the original renaissance of Disney animated films and rank them best and worst. Featuring: Abi Porter, Heather Tabinowski, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Princess and the Frog, The Nutty Professor (1996)

Love 'em or hate 'em, there sure are a lot of Marvel movies. At this point it's starting to seem like there are just as many Spider-Man movies. Will one more overdo it, or can Tom Holland charm his way through another franchise entry? Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter Spoilers: Avengers: Endgame, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Captain Marvel, Muppets Most Wanted, and The Simpsons, Season 9, Episode 2, "The Principal and the Pauper."

The longest running film franchise in movie history is here for more destruction. Finally, we get to argue about Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Michael Dumont, and Patrick Porter Spoilers: Godzilla (1998), Godzilla (2014), Kong: Skull Island, Godzilla 2000, the legend of Johnny Appleseed, and apparently Matt spoils something about Games of Thrones.

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Avengers: Endgame

The culmination of 11 years, 11 franchises, and 21 films is here: Five dudes and two girls arguing about Avengers: Endgame. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One, Super 8, Big Hero 6, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, and the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe

Horror maestro Jordan Peele returns to the director’s chair with another scary socio-political parable. But does the complicated weirdness of Us stick the landing? Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Us and Get Out

Just when you thought DC and Warner Brothers couldn’t make a bigger mess, they arrive with Shazam!… and totally redeem themselves! Or has the bar just been set oh so low? Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, and a minor gag is spoiled for Deadpool 2

There’s a Marvel movie fronted by a female superhero, and people are either pretty excited or pretty upset. Behold, four more dudes and one more girl arguing about Captain Marvel. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Nikiforov, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Secret World of Alex Mack, Watchmen, Guardians of the Galaxy, Black Panther, Wonder Woman, Avengers: Infinity War

Nearly two decades after it began, M. Night Shamylan finally completes the Unbreakable trilogy with the final installment: Glass. But is the end result "classic Shamylan" in the good sense or the bad sense? Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Village, Brigsby Bear, The Happening, After Earth