

You Hate Movies
You Hate Movies
The podcast where casual movie goers, film lovers, and cinephiles argue about movies. Our full catalog of episodes is available to stream and download at youhatemovies.com.
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Aug 5, 2019 • 49min
The Lion King vs. The Lion King
Disney keeps making movies they already made and we keep paying to see them, but can all the VFX in the world recapture the original magic of The Lion King?
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
Spoilers: The Lion King, Titanic

Jul 29, 2019 • 2h 13min
Best of Animated Disney (1989-1999)
While Disney shamelessly plunders their back catalog for remakes, we take a tour of the original renaissance of Disney animated films and rank them best and worst.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Heather Tabinowski, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
Spoilers: The Princess and the Frog, The Nutty Professor (1996)

Jul 24, 2019 • 37min
Spider-Man: Far From Home
Love 'em or hate 'em, there sure are a lot of Marvel movies. At this point it's starting to seem like there are just as many Spider-Man movies. Will one more overdo it, or can Tom Holland charm his way through another franchise entry?
Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter
Spoilers: Avengers: Endgame, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Captain Marvel, Muppets Most Wanted, and The Simpsons, Season 9, Episode 2, "The Principal and the Pauper."

Jun 19, 2019 • 1h 10min
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
The longest running film franchise in movie history is here for more destruction. Finally, we get to argue about Godzilla: King of the Monsters.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Michael Dumont, and Patrick Porter
Spoilers: Godzilla (1998), Godzilla (2014), Kong: Skull Island, Godzilla 2000, the legend of Johnny Appleseed, and apparently Matt spoils something about Games of Thrones.

May 27, 2019 • 54min
Summer Movies Bets 2019
Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.
Spoilers: Avengers: Endgame

May 6, 2019 • 1h 50min
Avengers: Endgame
The culmination of 11 years, 11 franchises, and 21 films is here: Five dudes and two girls arguing about Avengers: Endgame.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
Spoilers: The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One, Super 8, Big Hero 6, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, and the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe

Apr 22, 2019 • 38min
Jordan Peele's Us
Horror maestro Jordan Peele returns to the director’s chair with another scary socio-political parable. But does the complicated weirdness of Us stick the landing?
Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns
Spoilers: Us and Get Out

Apr 17, 2019 • 43min
Shazam!
Just when you thought DC and Warner Brothers couldn’t make a bigger mess, they arrive with Shazam!… and totally redeem themselves! Or has the bar just been set oh so low?
Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns
Spoilers: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, and a minor gag is spoiled for Deadpool 2

Mar 25, 2019 • 1h 21min
Captain Marvel
There’s a Marvel movie fronted by a female superhero, and people are either pretty excited or pretty upset. Behold, four more dudes and one more girl arguing about Captain Marvel.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Nikiforov, and Tyler Hanns
Spoilers: The Secret World of Alex Mack, Watchmen, Guardians of the Galaxy, Black Panther, Wonder Woman, Avengers: Infinity War

Feb 27, 2019 • 44min
Glass
Nearly two decades after it began, M. Night Shamylan finally completes the Unbreakable trilogy with the final installment: Glass. But is the end result "classic Shamylan" in the good sense or the bad sense?
Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
Spoilers: The Village, Brigsby Bear, The Happening, After Earth


