You Hate Movies

Need relief from the wildly polarizing backlash of the last Star Wars movie? Listen as our hosts argue about a middle-of-the-road experience and help you find your footing before the next one. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Solo,  The Force Awakens, and Rogue One  

Are there more bad Jurassic Park movies than good ones? Listen as our hosts grapple with the ramifications of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns, and Liam Gonnason Spoilers: The entire Jurassic Park franchise, Fargo, and the PC game “Ski Free.”

in 2016 we went nuts for the Merc with a Mouth. He’s back, so we are too. Can Deadpool 2 maintain the magic, or is more of the same not good enough? Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Simpsons Movie, Deadpool, Logan, and Back to the Future

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Ocean’s 11, The Great Muppet Caper, and Avengers: Infinity War, Becoming Christopher Robin, and the trailer for Mission: Impossible - Fallout

Nineteen Marvel Studios films and dang it if we’re not still pumped as all get out. Listen to a group almost as sizable as the case of Avengers: Infinity War go gaga while one guy complains about comic books. Spoilers: The Avengers, Rogue One, Bambi, Watchmen, Captain America: Winter Soldier, and Voldemort’s nose Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Mike Jensen, Jarin Oda, Peter Nikiforov, and Tyler Hanns.

Shhh... We have lots of thoughts about John Kransinski's first forray into horror. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, and Tyler Hanns.  Spoilers: Cloverfield, Away We Go, It, 13 Hours, It Follows, The Babadook, Stranger things, Super 8, and Godzilla (2014).

Ernest Cline’s beloved treasure trove of pop culture adventure, Ready Player One, was finally adapted into a feature film by none other than Stephen Spielberg! Holy moly! Oh, wait, hang on, we have some problems here… Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Ready Player One (the novel and the movie)

We’ve got complicated and divisive opinions about Alex Garland’s complicated and divisive sci-fi think piece, Annihilation. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter. Spoilers: Annihilation, mild/abstract spoilers for the novel from which it was adapted, and for Avengers.

Forget the Academy! You Hate Movies has the definitive take on this year’s Oscars! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, The Shape of Water, and The Phantom Thread  

Our last episode was on the 17th entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In this episode, we shake things up by taking a deep dive into the 18th movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe! Is Black Panther actually one of the best things to happen to cinema, or something else? Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Black Panther, The Lion King, and Avengers: Age of Ultron