Radio Toilet ov Hell

Last week on Toilet Radio we covered the first six episodes of No Cover, the YouTube reality show designed for aspiring Sumerian Records artists. This week, we’re finishing this first season. Who will be the latest band signed to the illustrious Sumerian roster? Who will be browbeaten by Sumerian CEO Ash Avildsen? Can Gavin Rossdale become more divorced? We learn all on this week’s show. Music featured on this week’s show: Ashen Tomb – Graveless Abomination You can listen to this program on Spotify if you really want to. Rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes to get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with those other platforms.

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re watching the first six episodes of Hit Parader’s NO COVER, a YouTube reality show in which bands compete for a chance to get signed to Sumerian Records. Is that a good prize? We discuss! Join us as we revel in an all-celebrity judge’s panel destroying the hopes and dreams of annoying local bands. Alice Cooper, Tosin Abasi, Lzzy Hale, Gavin Rossdale, and the other one all join in taking on metal dorks, theater kids, fameballs, and posers. Wanna watch the show? It’s over here on YouTube. This week we cover the first six episodes. Stay tuned for our wrap up of NO COVER Season 1 when we cover the final five episodes.  Music featured on this week’s show: Innumerable Forms – Built on Wrought You can listen to this program on Spotify if you really want to. Rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes to get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: Maybe Dimebag Darrel was racist? / The downfall of Vince McMahon / Breno makes us play Am I The Asshole and we discuss how to be a caring and attentive partner (also we learn that Imagine Dragons got their start working on the cursed Spiderman broadway musical) / We get an incredibly difficult question from a listener: “What, exactly, do you people actually like listening to?” Damn. Join us as we try to figure out what we like. Music featured on this week’s show: Splintered Throne – The Greater Good of Man Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Gen X correspondent Ian takes over Toilet Radio this week for a lengthy chat with Frost of Satryicon. Hear Frost talk about the newest Satryicon record, fine art, the evolution of black n’ roll, and their collaboration with the Edvard Munch museum in Oslo. If, for some reason, you’re not able to hop a flight to Norway and see the exhibition in person, listen to Frost describe the experience here. The highlight of this interview for me is a deep discussion about black metal fans preferring awful MIDI synth noises rather than real instruments. Join us for perhaps our most Norwegian episode yet. Music featured on this ‘sode: Satyricon – Repined Bastard Nation from Ten Horns – Ten Diadems Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

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We’re talking about hit Netflix original series Stranger Things, or rather specifically, Metallica on hit Netflix original series Stranger Things. Even more specifically, we’re calling bullshit on manufactured PR coverage that old metalheads are somehow gatekeeping Metallica being featured on hit Netflix original series Stranger Things. It didn’t happen! NEXT UP: We take a look at the latest price catalog from Polish metal clearinghouse VIA NOCTURNA. Disturbed is in the news this week for some dumb bullshit so we use the opportunity to talk about BIG JOHNSON t-shirts and what we’re watching on Tubi. Autofocus is on there! Pretty good, check it out. Finally, RIP to the former prime minister of Japan, Tony Sirico. Music featured on this ‘sode: Endrot – Countdown Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

The audacious audionauts abscond with Spooky to broadcast the TRUTH that they DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE 🛸🛸🛸 This is a communique from Radio Free Toilet, livestreaming the REAL NEWS the government doesn’t want you to know from our secret bunker.  Are you ready to have a steaming pile of truth dropped right on your chest?  Are you ready to have your mind blown more than an episode of Ancient Aliens filmed at Roswell scored by Blood Incantation?  Cause there’s some REAL SHIT going on out there and we’re here to drop some knowledge bombs so you can tell your family/friends/future ex to DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH.  Through our secret contacts we’ve picked up five raging tunes that they DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE, and prove once and for all that IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR WEAK SHIT.  So grab your plushy Skully and Mulder, don your tinfoil FREEDOM HAT, and tune that radio to 66.6 FM for some fire-ass bangers from the trvest kvltest regions of outer space. New Music Features This Week Hans’s Picks Dephosphorus – Starless Cognos – Cometary’s Waltz Eenzy’s Picks Hoth – Journey into the Eternal Winter Froglord – They Came From Saturn Spooky’s Picks Cosmic Atrophy – The Void Engineers

This week on Toilet Radio we bullshit about a bunch of things and also drop big ass news months before every other outlet wakes up. This week’s shit:  We’re going through our dad’s iTunes libraries and jamming out / Eskimo Callboy decided a good fuckin’ 15 years after the fact to finally change their stupid name / Synthesizer guys are worse than guitar guys / The only good thing about the fourth of July: competitive hot doggin’ / ***We scoop every media outlet on earth with gossip about the hottest metal reunion of 2023*** / Toilet ov Hell is now an official metal PR front / The time the guy from Adema ate 18 ice cream sandwiches and wrote his band’s biggest hit on the spot. / Finally, we close it out with a chat about Jamey Jasta bringing back Milwaukee Metal Fest. Music featured on this ‘sode: Vomitrot – Emesis Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week we’re talking about feeling hopeless amid endless crises, both personal and global, while trying to just jam out. We also take a look at the latest machinations from Megadeth Inc., including cassettes, straight-to-DVD videos, and geriatric riff salad. They’re back! Ozzy is back with Todd McFarlane, Jeff Beck(?), and a bunch of other folks for a new record. We never have any idea what to expect from his very late career material but the riffing sounds p good to me imho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Finally, we choose to redirect all of our anger onto Liquid Death, a canned water company backed by venture capital that confused with own metal-focused marketing with actual metal clout. EAT SHIT, BRAND. Music featured on this ‘sode: Defect Designer – Trolls Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Heyo – we’re back again, with all the consistency you’d expect from some riff-raff babbling on your third favorite toilet-themed podcast. And we’ve got Spear with us! It’s been a while so I’ll keep it brief.  We’ve got some rip-roarin’ North American folk metal that shreds banjo instead of weird Finnish lutes, some American black metal tryhards killin’ it oxymoronically, and more French(-Canadian) song titles we half-heartedly struggle to pronounce, per ushe. What more could you want? New Music Features This Week Hans’s Picks Vermörd – The Nine Circles Survival Instinct – Fatal Venin Eenzy’s Picks Beyond the grasp of light – the blackened shapes Ceremoniële walging – brand de steden plat Spear’s Picks Iomair – Gallows Humanotone – Light Antilogies

Aw hell, it’s another themed ‘sode. This week it’s all about mostly forgotten side projects from some of the biggest names in metal. Let’s talk about the good, the bad, and the extremely embarrassing side projects that just never went anywhere. We’ve got Dave Mustaine & Lee Ving’s MD.45, Rob Halford & John 5’s 2wo, Geezer Butler & Burton C. Bell’s G//Z/R, Cameron Loesch from Born of Osiris’s rap side project CSL, Chuck Billy & Steve Souza’s Dublin Death Patrol, Pestilence & Cynic teaming up for C-187, and a whole, whole bunch of well-known metal dudes + Nergal for Voodoo Gods. Joe also talks about going out to see Dischordia/Sunless/Trucido one night (great!) and the Trailer Park Boys the next (awful!) – Overall p good episode imho. Music featured on this ‘sode: Lots of junk and also Trucido – Please Fuck Off Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.