Radio Toilet ov Hell

This week we’re joined by The Horror Guru, host of Blood Splattered Cinema, to watch 1988 horror shlock fest Hard Rock Nightmare. This movie is notable for a few reasons. First up: the opening scene is so goddamned jarring that I can offer no comparison. The less fun reason: Hard Rock Nightmare was written and directed by Dominick Brascia who, we discovered in the process of putting this episode together, had an insanely checkered past. He accused Charlie Sheen of abusing Corey Haim. Corey Haim’s mother then publicly accused Dominick Brascia of abusing Corey Haim. Brascia died very shortly after. So, if you feel so inclined, you can watch this movie on Shudder and then join us for a discussion on a movie that is, charitably, very shitty. Next week: 1967 Soviet horror film Viy (available on Shudder and YouTube). And if you wanna get prepared for the Patreon-subscriber-only bonus show, we’ll be watching Society (1989). Music featured on this week’s show: Congealed Putrescence – Advection This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. 

Andrew Lee of Ripped to Shreds (and Andrew Lee’s Heavy Metal Shrapnel, Houkago Grind Time, Skullsmasher, etc. etc.) drops by for the first edition of this year’s October Spooktacular! We’re talking about body pillows, HM-2s, getting signed to Relapse and horror movies. Specifically, we’re talking about Joko Anwar’s 2019 folk horror gem Impetigore. If you haven’t seen it, you can log into Shudder and watch it right now (which you should because it’s good as hell). Then, come back and join us for this spoiler-filled discussion of Impetigore. Music featured on this week’s show: Ripped to Shreds – Violent Compulsion for Conquest This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. 

This week on Toilet Radio we’re talking about an up-and-coming Florida death metal band that decided to self-immolate their careers. We’re also talking about Ghost riding a Tiktok meme to hundreds of millions of listens on Spotify. Mina Caputo has decided to side with anti-trans goons and that does not seem like a good idea! We talk about Zombie MetalSucks and the baffling choice to dickride Nergal for thinking about BUT NOT ACTUALLY DOING a publicity stunt. Finally, Breno takes a fat man’s stand against Ted Nugent. It’s a good one. Music featured on this week’s show: Shooting Daggers – Liar This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. 

This week on Toilet Radio:  The phenomenon of The Guy That Needs Attention at every single metal concert. What drives you to wear a piss-stained banana costume when you go out to Beer-y O’Whiskies for a Tuesday night show? / Talking about The Sword and suddenly feeling middle-aged. / Rare good news with The Black Dahlia Murder choosing to continue with Brian Eschbach moving over to vox and Ryan Knight rejoining the band / What is the funniest thing to happen in metal in the last 5 years? If we exclude anything related to Tim Lambesis it might be Vektor getting signed and dumped from Century Media within 24 hours / THE HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR APPROACHES so watch Impetigore on Shudder / Wino: still alive for now! / $MEGA PT 2 Music featured on this week’s show: Tumour – Bound This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. 

This week on Toilet Radio: The best vibes of the year are upon us right now because Autumn is imminent / We get excited about football and talk about Ozzy performing on NBC for five seconds *skip to 11 minutes if you don’t wanna hear SPORTS TALK* / Getting drunk at the Children of Bodom sauna / Dave Mustaine tells us about his days as the big man on campus / Howard Jones’ Light the Torch can’t afford a reliable vehicle to go on tour with GWAR. Boy, times are tough folks / Getting your band USURPED by a former touring member / The Blue Ridge Rock Festival is the second biggest rock festival in America and it’s run by an alarmingly young Christian promoter. What’s going on here, really? Let’s speculate wildly / The latest advancements in poppunk-ing black metal. Music featured on this week’s show: Obscene – Deathless Demigod This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit. 

The big story this week is that Dee Snider’s daughter is bootlegging Dystopia’s logo and album art for some real dickhead-looking dresses. But that’s not all! We’re also talkin’ recurring nightmares, Jordan plugs his upcoming appearance on Diary of Doom, the new world order of stupid band names, Ozzy performing at halftime for the NFL season opener, bands using teleprompters, old metalcore guys think Chris Fronzak is a poser, and getting FUCKED UP on Metal Blade Records vodka. Music featured on this week’s show: Trucido – Ripping Arms Off This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. 

This week on Toilet Radio: The guy from E Town Concrete, a noted racial slur enthusiast, helped build an AI rapper that got signed to a record deal and promptly cancelled for dropping racial slurs. The boys argue over whether or not A.I. musicians will ever take off. I genuinely believe this shit is far too corny to ever catch on but others disagree! // Joe went to Riley Gale’s 2nd annual memorial party and caught some hip new bands. // We learn all about KENTUCKY IRATE FEST, the worst pay to play festival we’ve ever seen. Promoters and investors were demanding that bands sell hundreds of tickets, threatened performers day jobs, and got credibly accused of sexual abuse. Great job, dickheads!  // Jeremy Spencer is BACK!!! This time he’s blessing us with authentic old school death metal. If you love OSDM, you’re gonna love Semi-Rotted. // We talk very briefly about Scott Kelly, formerly of Neurosis. Music featured on this week’s show: Stormland – Esper This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. 

Let’s enjoy these last dregs of summer before you’re forced back to school and/or the job you just decided to stop showing up for during the summer months. To celebrate, we’re taking an audio journey to Japan to enjoy the sights, smells, and sounds of a huge variety of Japanese metal. Let’s listen to some industrial noise, some death metal, some punk, some blackened power violence, some instrumental shred, and some J-Pop/Power metal. Music featured on this week’s show: Destrose – Nostphilia G.I.S.M – Nations Prosperity Endon – Your Ghost is Dead Vomit Remnants – Prodigy of Solitude  Rie aka Suzaku – Kingdom of the Sun EAT – WICKED This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. 

This week on Toilet Radio: A Spooky Mansion sits down to chat with Jon Davis of Conan to discuss their sludgey new album. But before the interview, Jordo and Breno handle the nonsense portion of this week’s show. They’re talking about THE METAL NEWS feat. miserable old bastards from the days of metal past. Skip to 43:19 if you just wanna hear the interview. Music featured on this week’s show: Conan – Levitation Hoax This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. 

Your two Solstice Songbirds return for an episode they hatecast at record speed.  Also we play some releases we liked so far this year WOOOORMRRRRROT Some podcasts put in a ton of effort into every episode, you know? They keep lists of what to discuss on their show and talk about it beforehand, like a bunch of nerds. And then there’s the other toilet metal podcasts. The renegades. The ones who start episodes with improvised impromptu wrestling promos that one of the hosts didn’t even know about beforehand. Sometimes they spontaneously start a show by popping TWO pamplemousse La Croix’s and don’t even remember to record the episode.  Then they record that episode again with as little fanfare, as zero-fucking-effort as possible. That is the episode we present to you today. It’s the middle of 2022.  Some music’s already come out this year. Hear are six tunes we liked. New Music Features This Week Eenzy’s Picks Saidan – Girl Hell 1999 Sadistik Ritual – Maelstrom of Consciousness WOOOOORMROT – Hatred Transcending Hans’s Picks Skumstrike – Another Shot of Fear Volcandra – Guardian WORMROOOOOOOOT – Voiceless Choir