

Opening Arguments
Opening Arguments Media LLC
Opening Arguments is a law show that helps you make sense of the news! Comedian Thomas Smith brings on legal analysts to help you understand not only current events, but also deeper legal concepts and areas!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
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6 snips
May 13, 2026 • 1h 5min
Clarence Thomas Delivers An Incomprehensibly Stupid Speech
A deep dive into a recent University of Texas speech by Clarence Thomas and why his rhetoric matters now. Quick look at his political transformation from radical youth to staunch conservative. Sharp critique of his historical claims, gaffes like “Skanksville,” and ties to wealthy benefactors. Discussion of how his judicial philosophy shapes major rights and the risks it poses to legal protections.

6 snips
May 11, 2026 • 1h 5min
Callais Is Worse Than You Think. No, Even More Worse. Nope, STILL WORSE THAN THAT.
They unpack a Supreme Court ruling that dramatically undercuts voting rights and civil-rights enforcement. They trace how new legal tests could block race-conscious remedies and leave many anti-discrimination measures vulnerable. They explore the ruling’s ripple effects on redistricting, DEI efforts, and broader civil-rights protections.

8 snips
May 8, 2026 • 59min
James Comey, Seashell Assassin
They pick apart an absurd indictment over a seashell photo and debate free speech and true threat law. They catalog recent DOJ settlements and question who benefits from government payouts. They survey high-profile civil suits, antitrust developments, and possible mass damages for January 6 participants. They close with troubling reports of police misconduct in Massachusetts.

May 6, 2026 • 48min
LAM1013: Bull
A sour preview of a TV courtroom drama that feels ripped from daytime TV. They trace the show's weird Dr. Phil origins and production ties. The fictional lead’s implausible credentials and conman vibe get roasted. Real jury consulting is contrasted with flashy, unrealistic mock trials and absurd on-set theatrics.

9 snips
May 4, 2026 • 43min
Is Social Media the Asbestos of the Internet? with Matthew Bergman
Matthew Bergman, founder of the Social Media Victims Law Center and former asbestos litigator turned law professor, explains how platform design—not just content—may have harmed kids. He discusses landmark jury wins, whistleblower revelations, addictive design features like infinite scroll and intermittent rewards, and legal strategies targeting product design and algorithmic harms.

May 1, 2026 • 1h 23min
Thomas and Lydia Take the Marriage Exam
Matt Cameron, an immigration attorney with 20 years of courtroom and interview experience, guides a mock marriage interview and legal debrief. Short scenes recreate tense USCIS questioning. Then Matt explains common pitfalls, memory issues, polygamy and proxy marriage quirks, privacy concerns, and how criminal history or prior divorces can complicate residency applications.

9 snips
Apr 29, 2026 • 1h 9min
DOJ Asks Judge to Grant Trump an Emergency Ballroom
They unpack DOJ filings that bizarrely defend a proposed White House ballroom and the theatrical, Trump-like rhetoric inside them. They trace the legal fight over whether Congress must authorize new structures on federal grounds. They critique the filing’s tone, shaky evidence, and the political theater around a $400 million congressional pitch.

4 snips
Apr 27, 2026 • 1h 7min
When You Oppose War, But Not Religiously
They debate whether a modern draft could return and who might qualify for exemption. They trace the history of religious conscientious objection and how statutes favored historic peace churches. They unpack landmark Supreme Court moves that stretched exemptions to include deeply held nonreligious moral beliefs. They recount colorful courtroom moments and shifting legal tests over decades.

11 snips
Apr 24, 2026 • 50min
SPLC Indicted for Being the SPLC; 10 Commandments in Classrooms; Trump’s Stupid Ballroom
They unpack an unprecedented indictment alleging a nonprofit funneled informant payments to federal agents. They debate a courtroom battle over a proposed White House ballroom and the surprising national security claim. They cover a Fifth Circuit ruling pushing Ten Commandments displays into public school classrooms. They finish with a bizarre insurance-fraud tale involving a bear costume.

10 snips
Apr 22, 2026 • 1h 31min
Leaked Supreme Court Memos Reveal the Shadow Docket's Extremely Stupid (and Corrupt) Origins
Matt Cameron, real-life attorney and legal analyst, breaks down leaked 2016 memos that trace the birth of the modern shadow docket. He walks through Roberts' push to halt EPA action, the clash of memos from other justices, and how a pivotal one-liner shifted the Court’s approach. The conversation probes procedural twists, industry influence, and what the memos reveal about institutional priorities.


