The Cave of Apelles
Jan-Ove Tuv & Bork S. Nerdrum
Long form conversations on culture, myths, and philosophy.
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Jan 15, 2023 • 1h 19min
Single or Whole Beat? | Wim Winters Uncovers how Beethoven has been Performed WRONG for Centuries
Have you ever wondered why classical music always seems to be performed too fast in the concert halls? Wonder no more.
Wim Winters, an organist and pianist from Belgium, challenges modern performance practice of Beethoven, Chopin and others from the Classical period via his controversial YouTube channel Authentic Sound.
Winters' point is simple: the metronome indications of works by the likes of Beethoven have been misread for more than a century, a claim made evident by historical proof that the current tempi is up to twice as fast as the original (!)
Pianists today need physiotherapy in their attempts to follow painstaking speeds and even the fastest fall short.
Among Winters' numerous reconstructions are Beethoven's Fifth Symphony and Moonlight Sonata, at first appearing shockingly slow.
But on closer inspection, could it be that only a return to the original tempi will release the true emotional potential of the Western musical canon?
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Chapter markers:
01:34 Authentic Sound and modern performance practice
05:15 Choice of tempo and the certainty of metronome marks
08:38 The original tempo indication vs Single or Half Beat
15:13 Modern performances: even the fastest fall short
19:21 "Beethoven's broken metronome"
21:43 Historical sources for Whole Beat
27:11 When did performance speeds increase and why?
32:58 Can you play faster than humanly possible? Win €5.000!
34:21 What is physically possible to play and perceive?
40:00 Life-long injuries, worn-out brains and loss of joy
45:14 Whole beat is natural for us
51:00 "Mozart is being killed" (1839 warning)
54:50 Cooperation with Lorenz Gadient
1:01:56 Whole Beat reviving classical music
1:09:40 "When you slow down, you play faster"
1:14:11 Paradigm shifts are initiated by outsiders
This episode featured Wim Winters & Jan-Ove Tuv and was filmed and edited by Bork Nerdrum.
The centerpiece was a reproduction of the Beethoven portrait by Joseph Karl Stieler.
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Jan 1, 2023 • 1h 6min
Vitruvius, Vernacularity & Two Horses' Asses: How Exquisite Architecture is Always Based on Nature
Knowledge of the craft and what you are up against is vital for the revival of classical architecture. Carl Korsnes sits down with Eric Norin to talk about the knowledge handed down to us by Vitruvius, good examples of building projects with local coloring, the impact of seemingly innocent standardizations, the driving force of early modernists, and more.
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Chapter markers:
00:02 Modernism: a gift to carpenters
05:37 Big scale, standardized and ugly
09:01 The width of two horses' asses
11:50 Virtruvius' definition of beauty
16:28 Architecture is the mother discipline
18:26 Architects must know many professions
22:51 Professional architects are ignorant
26:35 USA, Canada and UK have living traditions
28:13 The "Builders' guide to architecture"
36:14 Building with vernacular, local twists
45:01 Early modernists had good intentions?
51:13 Modernism and the socialist ideal
1:00:36 National tragedies and collective memory
This episode featured Eric Norin & Carl Korsnes and was filmed and edited by Bork Nerdrum.
The centerpiece was a 19th century reproduction of G. F. Watts' Hope.
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Dec 15, 2022 • 1h 16min
Hjalmar Hagelstam on Odd Nerdrum, Rembrandt, Florence Academy and the Failure of Finnish Painting
The young draughtsman and painter from Finland has proven his talent with narrative portraits from live model. Aiming for the Classical Greek ideal, Hjalmar Hagelstam is already well-equipped, having studied painting with Odd Nerdrum and sculpture at the Florence Academy
Growing up in a country known for Sibelius and Gallen-Kallela, Hagelstam asks the following question: "Which lessons can we learn from the strange fate of 19th century Finnish painters?"
As he sees it, they were rightfully concerned with Kalevala, the native, mythical epic. However their political desire to find something "national" in it, invariably led to failure.
Making matters worse, influence from contemporary ideas of "progress" and styles like symbolism and impressionism only further removed their work from a truly timeless context.
So what makes a universal story?
And could you grip the essence of a myth by simply illustrating it?
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Chapter markers:
00:30 Introduction
01:22 Does Finnish painting exist?
02:20 How Hagelstam got interested in painting
05:06 The free art school and Odd Nerdrum
07:39 What Hagelstam saw at the auction house
09:14 FAA, storytelling and being close to nature
13:27 Intuitive vs "rational" painting method
17:43 Props: contemporary or timeless?
21:34 Naturalism and symbolism — pitfalls and strengths
28:21 Rembrandt & Greeks: Shame, forgiveness, elevation
34:16 Empathy & drama vs "everyday" motifs
41:47 Experience life to become a good painter?
45:26 Munch's Sick Child and Rembrandt's Prodigal Son
52:36 Calmness vs action and combining opposites
58:19 "The Poor Fisherman" and The Squint Test
1:02:39 Do not just illustrate the title
1:06:55 One can only set a great example
1:09:54 Recommending Florence Academy of Art?
1:11:36 How to become more mythical in your motifs?
This episode featured Hjalmar Hagelstam & Jan-Ove Tuv and was filmed and edited by Bork Nerdrum.
The centerpiece was "Breath" by Hjalmar Hagelstam (portrait of the poet Thomas Løland).
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Dec 1, 2022 • 1h 1min
Understanding the Gearing of Modernism: Vasily Kandinsky's Manifesto "On the Spiritual in Art"
Magnus Vanebo and Jan-Ove Tuv sit down to discuss the meaning and significance of Vasily Kandinsky's manifesto "On the Spiritual in Art". What exactly is "pure" mimesis and the "innate" power of color? Who knows... Are the thoughts presented in the abstractionist's essay even as original as the author wants them to be, or are they borrowed and perhaps even taken directly from previous thinkers?
Chapter markers:
00:02 Predetermined development
10:10: Outer form hindering the inner content?
15:00: Inner necessity and universal content
18:45: The "innate" power of color
20:29: Mysticism and avoiding the representational form
22:24: Self-contradictory freedom of expression
24:59: Avoiding narratives and the fairytale-like
30:21: "Pure" mimesis, untainted by our senses
33:46: Mythological themes in Kandinsky's works?
37:50: Kandinsky's "dehumanization"
42:48: Art = one small detail of old master painting
45:13: Kandinsky's journey to abstraction
48:55: Kandinsky vs screenwriting
53:09: Kitsch & Art — an age-old dichotomy
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Nov 15, 2022 • 1h 31min
Eric Norin on how the Architecture Uprising Movement is Changing the Political Landscape in Sweden
As the Vice President of the Swedish Architecture Uprising (Arkitekturupproret), Eric Norin is a strong proponent of humane and harmonious architecture and city planning, and has appeared in numerous debates on architecture in Swedish media.
Norin works as a professional architect within the classical tradition, and runs his own architecture firm Tradition Arkitekter, specializing in new classical production and renovation.
He argues that city planning is a democratic matter and that we must start developing greater democratic basis for what is being built.
Surveys clearly show that people generally prefer classical and beautiful buildings, and Norin stresses that people ought to act according to their architectural preferences: Buy new classical houses and visit stores in classical buildings!
As social media has made the architecture debate more open, are we witnessing the fall of the modernist hegemony?
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Chapter markers:
01:47: Norin's path to becoming a classical architect
06:28: Self-learning at The Royal Academy
12:33: Founding The Architecture Uprising (Arkitekturuppröret)
17:33: Key to success: before and after pictures
23:44: INTBAU education of classical architects
27:10: "True" architecture is ugly architecture
29:58: The definition of "classical architecture"
38:18: "Modern" vs "modernism"
46:33: How classical architecture strives towards nature
54:40: The patterns of history
59:33: A "rational" approach vs diversity
01:06:34: The Architecture Uprising is impacting politics
01:10:11: Everybody wants to live in Disney Land
01:15:26: Notre Dame fire: a gift to classical crafts
01:17:38: Eric Norin's greatest fear
01:23:33: Three sustainability-arguments for classical architecture
This episode featured Eric Norin & Carl Korsnes and was filmed and edited by Bork Nerdrum.
The centerpiece was a photograph of a street in Sundsvall, Sweden.
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Nov 1, 2022 • 1h 26min
Aristotle's Ethics for Painters: How an Impersonal Relation to the World Keeps you Vigilant
Jan-Ove Tuv and Einar Duenger Bøhn sit down discuss Aristotle's Ethics from the perspective of narrative painting.
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Chapter markers:
00:01 ”Good” is objective
06:58 External values
10:50 Seeking knowledge vs subjectivism
14:20 An impersonal relation to the world
20:38 Improvement through practice
25:54 Originality is destructive
31:31 Know what is (un)important
38:03 Masterworks make you less lonely
42:38 Nerdrum, Hopper, Wyeth and The Great Gatsby
50:23 Aristotle: What we know is eternal
54:18 Plato vs Aristotle — empirical vs abstract thinking?
57:05 The goal of a portrait and the tragedy of Edvard Munch
1:04:33 Who is more "universal": Freud - Hopper - Wyeth
1:14:29 Anecdote of "Woman Killing an Injured Man"
1:15:37 Friendship with a painting?
This episode featured Einar Duenger Bøhn & Jan-Ove Tuv and was filmed and edited by Bork Nerdrum.
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Oct 1, 2022 • 55min
Is Figurative Painting Coming Back or are we Trapped in Modernism? | David Molesky & Jan-Ove Tuv
The question as been asked over and over for decades: Is figurative painting coming back?
David Molesky and Jan-Ove Tuv sit down to discuss the possibilities and problems with the current trends and what it truly takes to change the tide.
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00:01 What kind of "figuration"
02:06 A better situation
05:03 Cross-over painters
10:12 Wyeth & Nerdrum vs. Currin & Freud
12:51 AI and painting vs. humanism
15:58 Artification and American iconoclasm
19:53 Our nature does not change
25:20 Two types of figuration
29:42 Trained in sentimentality
34:55 Galleries vs. cooperating with architects
39:28 Lumped in with the wrong kind of work
42:46 Originality is for aliens
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Sep 15, 2022 • 1h 16min
Shaun Roberts on Teaching Painting, Qualities of Remington & Brouwer and Studying with Odd Nerdrum
Following his victory in the World Wide Kitsch Competition 2021, Shaun Roberts was invited to the Cave of Apelles for an interview about his award-winning portrait "The Messenger".
He shares stories from his teaching experience at a Texan university and his unconventional sources of influence, such as the Dutch genre painter Adrian Brouwer, as well as the American "Cowboy" painter Frederic Remington.
Studying with Odd Nerdrum, Roberts also breaks down the most important things he is currently learning.
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Chapter markers:
01:20 "Hero's Journey" to Norway
06:40 Roberts' prize-winning self-portrait
14:00 Three approaches to painting
18.06 Discovering painting skills by accident
22:10 Positive learning experiences at universities
28:34 Teaching at Steven F. Austin State University
34:35 Teaching modernist students
36:30 Including storytelling
40:22 Positive colleagues & gallery
45:30 The World Wide Kitsch Competition
50:15 Dissolved painting technique and movement
56:55 Remington, Brouwer and Rembrandt
1:01:25 Armadillo-Brouwer connection
1:04:21 Brouwer's tension
1:08:14 Studying with Odd Nerdrum
This episode was filmed and edited by Bork Nerdrum.
The centerpiece was Shaun Roberts' self-portrait "The Messenger".
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Sep 15, 2022 • 1h 22min
Alexander Blechinger on Foundational Rules of Music, his Atomblitz-OuvertĂĽre and Harmonia Classica
The Austrian tonal composer Alexander Blechinger sits down with Jan-Ove Tuv to explain how he achieves the illusion of visual effects in musical works such as his Atomblitz-OuvertĂĽre:
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In 1982 Blechinger founded Harmonia Classica, an organization devoted to performance of contemporary tonal music and competitions for composers. He talks about their success in a country where the state unilaterally favors modernist culture.
Chapter markers:
01:10 Blechinger's interest in music
06:19 How he got into Classical music
13:00 Studying composition
15:35 What is counterpoint and harmony?
19:55 Baroque: the root of our music
21:43 Renaissance and Gothic music
23:36 Renaissance vs Baroque music
26:18 Finding a composition teacher
31:40 The Atomblitz-ouvertĂĽre
39:12 How Blechinger crafts a story (Atomblitz-ouvertĂĽre)
53:20 Harmonia Classica, an organization for "beautiful new music"
56:09 The Harmonia Classica competition
1:00:52 Making "stories of the heart"
1:10:18 Better conditions for classical music
1:15:31 The problem of cultural politics
This episode was filmed and edited by Bork Nerdrum.
The centerpiece was "Loving couple" by Odd Nerdrum.
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Sep 1, 2022 • 1h 2min
The Folk Tales of Brothers Grimm: Not for Children! | Boris Koller & Jan-Ove Tuv
Tales and myths have become bedtime stories and Disney movies for children, but it was not always thus. Boris Koller and Jan-Ove Tuv sit down to discuss the collected stories of Brothers Grimm, their explicit content and symbolic meaning. But are the tales meant to be read as metaphors for archetypal characters and aspects of human psychology, or are they rather based on real life events that happened in a time of witches a long time ago?
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Chapter markers:
01:54 The Golden bird and the fox
06:43 Not for children! (Snow White)
13:13 Little Red Riding Hood
17:07 Older, nearly shamanistic versions
20:31 What is the meaning of gold? (Frau Holle, Iron John)
25:06 The true, bloody story of Cinderella
32:24 More than 10.000 years old real events
36:09 Human self-domestication
38:51 The power of images
44:55 Women eating small children
50:45 The problems of the psychological approach
55:28 Stick to the image, do not be original
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