Top Flight Time Machine

It's time for Allardyce to return to his spiritual home of West Ham, why Ed Woodward is better than you, fond memories of hiring a nan and more love for ITV's Dick Turpin series... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you haven’t heard our other podcast, now’s your chance. It’s basically TFTM but with news instead of football. This latest episode includes sky murdering, sacred shield abuse and a live cat v squirrel fight. Search ‘News Thing’ in your pod-providing app for more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We meet the player with the best name to pronounce in a Scouse accent, hear a chilling 9/11 prediction and the future for Jacob Rees-Mogg, Sven sells Alan Ball some shoe-lifts, and things go wrong in the Leeds nursery as O’Leary writes a book… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tree Man’s Hammers lose again, Bullet Baxter and Lesser T-Bird both eke out draws, Rameses does a trick, we find out where Arsene Wenger has been and there’s mascot news from Spain… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The season of dead Peter Taylor’s wearable face, more from David O’Leary’s kindergarten, Gianluca Vialli’s horrific holiday wear, Liverpool’s weird treble and Harry Redknapp’s, erm, wearable face too… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A man caught in a cat lie, some naturalistic holiday art, the Cypriot toilet scene, goat trading in football and some of the weekend’s action analysed… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ruud Gullit’s Toon strop, David O’Leary’s creepy baby fixation, Kanu’s motoring sadness, and the return of a much-loved Time Machine favourite…. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All the football is back – we have a look at it, propose a new VIP option for West Ham, discuss Disney princesses, consider the ramifications of a loose goose on a podcast, and wonder about Robbie Williams’ past cucumber history… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahead of our new, weekly topical episodes, we’ve sent the Time Machine forwards to try and predict what will happen in the coming season. We also watched the last 20 minutes of the transfer window while we recorded the episode… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy Evans gets eased out, John Gregory gives mental health advice, Phil Babb clatters his knackers, Robbie Fowler sniffs the pitch, and Joe Kinnear’s heart packs up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.