

Best Gabe Ever
Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.
“Best Gabe Ever” is a show where writer, queer activist, and Internet personality Gabe Dunn brings on funny friends, genius creatives, and lovely people to answer listener advice questions and scour the Internet for the weirdest of the weird.At the end of each BGE episode, the guest must nominate their own “Best Gabe Ever” – whether it’s a historical figure, a brand of potato chip, a member of their family, or a sports highlight from 1997. Anything goes when it comes to the Best Gabe Ever. (It can but really does not have to be an actual Gabe.) BGE is fun, silly, and about hanging out with your friend Gabe, the best ever.
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Apr 3, 2023 • 37min
Too Long Did Read (It): Hey Baby, I Just Shit My Pants, Can I Get In Yours?
The show gets a boost from some listener submitted subreddits. (Please keep sending!) Including r/rectalstickers which prompts a very relevant story from Allison. Then a deep dive into r/lifeofnorman, a subreddit about the mundane life of a fictional character named Norman, makes Allison, Gabe and Melisa very cozy and inspired. And finally, FauxMoi and DeuxMoi and a ridiculous misunderstanding.
This has been a Forever Dog production
Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Mar 29, 2023 • 1h 13min
Suicide Awareness with Allison Herman, Recognizing Love and Vaginal "Health" Gummies
The duo start off with a heartfelt plea for everyone to leave Apple (and Spotify!) reviews. (Please!!) They then try to help a Muslim listener who is't sure how to determine if someone is right for her. Allison Herman, educational director of Hope For The Day, joins the chat to talk about what we get wrong about suicide, ethcial journalism, the importance of peer support and how education makes a big impact. And finally: vaginal health gummies. They shouldn't exist.
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Mar 27, 2023 • 38min
Too Long Did Read (It): I Left Shortly After She Started Crying
We continue to deep dive into the "medium" corners of Reddit. Subreddits explored include r/wewantplates, r/marijuanaenthusiasts and r/mildvandalism. We also read about a "Just No" Mother In Law who is a nightmare and...maybe a baby thief? We then share a revenge story worthy of popcorn and applause. And finally, Reddit Or Not ends on a technicality! Still counts!
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Mar 22, 2023 • 1h 26min
Intimate Partner Violence with Hayley Yocum, Writing For Pleasure and Small Business Ideas
Gabe And Allison start off by analyzing each other's laugh and granola bar preferences. They then try to help a listener who isn't sure if she is talented enough to finish writing her book or switch fields. Gender-based violence advocate Hayley Yocum joins the conversation to talk about domestic violence, how advocates help and what we misunderstand about IPV. And finally, what are our small business ideas? And is anyone willing to invest?
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Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Mar 20, 2023 • 37min
Too Long, Did Read (It): You'll Never Dance On My Grave, You Evil Bitch
The trio start off by sharing fun facts about their breathing issues. Allison explores a "spooky" subreddit that is probably not based in truth. Gabe brags about being featured in a Neon Lighting subreddit. A relationship post sparks a conversation about whether some people are incapable of being broken up with. Next, everyone's favorite hobby drama: knitting wars! And finally, can you contact the partner of the person your partner cheated on you with?? (Try to say that five times fast! And then don't contact them!)
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Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Mar 15, 2023 • 1h 18min
Male Friendship with Gabe Mollica, Compulsive Lying, and Material Possessions
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q1w3LxR1wF2QsdzEtspr8VOVCrEf5F-IvSNr1aA3V6g/edit?usp=sharing
Gabe announces (not for the first time) that he wants to get a degree in mortuary science and be a funeral director. The duo then try to help a listener whose best friend can't seem to stop lying. Writer and performer Gabe Mollica joins the podcast to talk about male friendships, male loneliness, and how he has learned to have deeper relationships through his one-man show. And finally, material possessions! Is it bad to like stuff?
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Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Mar 13, 2023 • 33min
Too Long, Did Read (It): Still Leaning Toward This Not Being Aliens
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17nt0bTnB7n-Ynd8IKd_lfXKlLMmgkMp4mdq3JdFxO94/edit?usp=sharing
The trio start off with a Reddit thread about animals that makes them question reality. Next, the r/regretfulparents subreddit has Gabe riveted. Allison learns what a sapiosexual is and the group is appalled by a post about mind-games in dating. A post leads Allison to wonder about alien conspiracy theories. And finally, disinfectant dicks!
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Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Mar 8, 2023 • 1h 10min
Making Movies with Producer Daniela Taplin Lundberg, Secret Relationships and ChatGPT
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13WsA8sUJZg8N2-RJO-Aw7rzBl5qVronjMdTXsV1EGTY/edit?usp=sharing
Melisa and Allison start off by sharing their intense lotion routines, which shocks Gabe to their core. Next, the duo have very different opinions about what to do when a guy you're sleeping with wants to keep your relationship secret for horrible reasons. Then, film producer Daniela Taplin Lundberg joins the pod to talk about the hard realities behind making movies, how much movies actually cost, and what producers really do. Movie making magic! And finally, ChatGPT. What is it? And will it rule us all?
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Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Mar 6, 2023 • 27min
Too Long, Did Read (It): Surely Pinball of All Things Should Be Egalitarian
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z3lzbz_woH46EPiYKAVOBvBf9WxXF925iGLEkE_8sfg/edit?usp=sharing
Today we take a deep dive into r/HobbyDrama, where we discuss the long and twisted tale of a HUGELY sexist moment in the world of competitive pinball, presented by u/Beagleinthesnow (Who knew there was competitive pinball!) Then, a post prompts Allison to share her existing knowledge about interspecies friendship. And just when you think the show is over.... there's more!
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Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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Mar 1, 2023 • 1h 9min
Gay and Gen Z Tiktok with Mak Ingemi, Dog Parenting, and Awards Shows
Transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iOGtTXAOcgKNipTKoDq3ZTza0DMzPvdEt_e3qtMtmPk/edit?usp=sharing
Allison's one year post-knee surgery. Gabe wants to know if any movie injuries have ever seemed real. First, a listener writes in wondering if threatening their dog with nail clippers when it's to keep them safely out of the kitchen is the right thing to do. How can we help our animals when they don't understand we're helping? And is negative reinforcement the way to go? Parenting is impossible! Then, Tiktoker and podcaster Mak Ingemi joins the pod to discuss trade secrets, share her frustrations with the app and give Gabe advice for how to go viral on #gaytok. And finally, award shows! Should they still exist??
This has been a Forever Dog production
Produced by Melisa D. Monts
Post-Production by Coco Llorens
Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.
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