Best Gabe Ever

In r/relationship_advice, an UNBEARABLE man's best friend wants him to dump his girlfriend, a single mom who he's already broken up with numerous times. Allison admits she'll be terrible and demanding during pregnancy. Then, a Redditor finds creepy Post-its around his house. Allison loves pranks, Gabe loves revenge. Melisa wants to know if Allison's dad talks about her. In r/ProRevenge, a guy gets one over on a boss who is trying to underpay him. Plus, malicious compliance! And finally, a WEIRD Reddit or Not phrase born from our 4/20 high show. This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog NewsOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

tw: racism, addiction Allison worries she's a bad dog mom after Sugar has a paw injury. Gabe's name change went through and he shares why he chose the "male" gender marker. Next, a listener writes in to ask about how to platonically purchase a home with a close friend and still be able to date other people. The incredible Laura Cathcart Robbins joins to talk about what it's like to be a Black woman in the addiction space, her unconventional journey to sobriety, and the importance of representation in recovery. And finally, Melisa got into an awesome writing workshop which prompts a big discussion about the writing process! This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog NewsOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Allison starts off by sharing one of Reddit's longest inside jokes that leads to a discussion of what type of jokes are allowed. They then dive into a cheating story that is about...a woman's belly button. Which prompts Allison to share her concerns about her own belly button. Next up, strange laws regarding bagels, air and beards! Then, old people doing weird stuff on Facebook and Melisa's new business idea that stumps Reddit.  This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog NewsOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Allison's dead grandma is emailing her. A listener writes in to ask if they can still use weed for their mental health even though their therapist doesn't approve. Gabe reveals the reasons they got a new therapist who specializes in autism. Then author Zachary Zane joins the pod to talk about his book Boyslut, his life as a bisexual polyamorous man, and his OCD. He is basically Gabe and Allison's son. And finally, all the sexy secrets and friendship fun from Allison's Bachelorette weekend! This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog NewsOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Allison is still learning how this mysterious website works. Her investigation leads the group to clever comebacks, Court TV secrets and nose-breathing conspiracies! Glitch In The Matrix has a lot of rules. But they don't explain what happened to those razors! And finally, do you believe in the multiverse?? Because we sure do! Plus, a Grindr hook up with a reptile twist. Watch our 4/20 Live Show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/video-only-jbu-goes-live-and-gets-high-tickets-622844734367 This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog NewsOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Gabe shares a random night they had at a jazz club called The Baked Potato. The duo then try to help a listener whose past relationships have been negatively affecting her current one--especially with the pressure of her birthday coming up. Next, the Fat Doctor, Dr. Asher Larmie, joins the podcast to talk about weight stigma, anti-fat bias leading to treatment delay, the conspiracy to shell out damaging weight loss products and invent fatphobic medical conditions, and how we can rethink health, exercise, and weight. And finally, fame. Do we want it? What kind? And why? This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog NewsOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Melisa and Gabe love winning people over. Allison doesn't have time for it. But she does have time to dive into international cigarette company conspiracies, pogs, Pokemon cards and a WILD 90s confession. How does one become a moderator on Reddit? Which celebrity got a bad rap for no reason? And what do you do if a bride doesn't want you to wear glasses at her wedding?? A variety of subreddits answer all these questions and more! Also, BUNNIES. This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog NewsOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Content warning: rape, sexual abuse, child sexual abuse, non-consent Allison is wearing makeup and no one cares. Gabe and Allison then answer a listener's question about what to do when their family responds poorly to being called in. Next, survivor advocate and image based sexual abuse activist Leah Juliett joins the podcast for a very important conversation about "revenge porn," how to teach young people about consent, and what to do about the future of our images online. Finally, avoidance! Melisa will not touch the mail. Allison is avoiding writing. And Gabe is still learning how to comfort people. This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog NewsOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Allison needs magnets. Gabe feels connected to humanity through r/FoundPaper. Melisa hates looking weak. Do we keep letters from old lovers? Do we check Bibles for money? What is this show about? Gabe was hit by a bicycle once and then their relationship ended. We explore mom group shaming and a horrible post where a mother shares with the entire internet that her daughter lost her virginity and exactly how. Why is everyone obsessed with virginity? Especially your mother!! Plus, fighting the mob and exposing communist Peppa Pig!  This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog NewsOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

tw: mention of sexual assault in Hypotheticals, and mentions of shootings and violence in Topix Allison hates her insurance and Gabe hates their monotone testosterone voice. After complaining, the duo give advice to a listener who is concerned about a conflict between two friends and is wondering if she should meddle to try to fix things. Next, Maya Lau joins the podcast to explain the importance of salary transparency, the benefits of unionization, and eliminating shame around money. Plus, how do Allison and Gabe relate to each other around finances?Finally, memoirs! Who should write one? What makes a good one? And is there an age minimum requirement?  This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog NewsOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy