Chatabix
Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate
Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the house. It's a brilliantly chaotic podcast which occasionally covers regular topics like TV Reviews, Snooker, Canal boating and Music.
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Feb 11, 2026 • 48min
S15 Ep 773: Dopplebangers and ‘Our Little Systems’
Joe wants to come up with a new section idea for the pod and has been inspired by a word he learn recently - dopplebangers. It’s a term used for couples who look like each other and he’s wondering if there any other new phrases that the listeners could tell them about. And also if they invent any with partners to describe a particular idiosyncrasy. David’s not convinced that but asks Chat GPT to come up with a name for the new show - and then puts a request out on Patreon to see what response they get.
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Feb 10, 2026 • 48min
S15 Ep 772: Posthumous Pods and Judgy Joe
On today's show David and Joe chat about sorting out their wills, posting the pod after their deaths, wondering when listeners listen to Chatabix, dealing badly with compliments and have another long discussion about how uncomfortable they are with showing off. Then, following our Instagram clip of Joe’s ‘old lady on a train doing coke’ story, they analyse some of the comments about it and Joe gets all judgy.
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Feb 9, 2026 • 30min
S15 Ep 771 Vault Mondays: Joe takes an IQ test
A dug-up chat about a quirky quote on a bedroom wall and the family stories it sparks. They bicker over listener drops and mic problems with playful banter. Then they dive into an online IQ test full of pattern puzzles and visual sequence head-scratchers. Tension rises as the puzzles get harder and a final guess is made before a rushed farewell.
Feb 6, 2026 • 36min
S15 Ep 770: One In A Million - A Baked Bean and Some Door Keys
Lucky pub quiz and bingo wins that defy the odds. A baked bean flick that struck a bully in the ear. Strange music synchronicities involving Paul McCartney and earworms solved in public. A surprising key that opened the wrong front door. Four hole-in-ones clustered in months and a nostalgic photo reveal of two Aussie brothers.
Feb 5, 2026 • 59min
S15 Ep 769: Two Farting Dogs and Intimidating Comedians
They trade ridiculous stories like sitting next to two farting dogs on a train and overheard podcast mix-ups. They reminisce about comedians who once felt intimidating and turn that into a playful quiz. There’s banter about tomato juice, Edinburgh festival mishaps, and reading through Laughing Horse finalists for nostalgic laughs.
Feb 4, 2026 • 37min
S15 Ep 768: Why Are You Still Listening?
Two friends wander through London memories, hotel stays and walking tours. They chuckle over awkward public moments like adjusting pants and weird cab driver comments. A mysterious phone message sparks confusion. They poke fun at repeating stories, ageing impressions, and whether the show will fade away. Light, self-aware banter keeps circling back to one cheeky question.
Feb 3, 2026 • 34min
S15 Ep 767: Touching Tongues
David and Joe are tight for time this morning, so the episode is literally on the clock - they’ve set an alarm to know when to finish. They kick things off by rattling through some quick-fire questions, before David casually mentions a picture of a boy he kissed at school when he was eight. Or more like, they touched tongues. Either way, Joe obviously wants to know everything about David’s revelation and the questioning takes up the rest of the show.
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Feb 2, 2026 • 1h 19min
S14 Ep 766 Vault Mondays: Surprise Guest - Kerry Godliman
It’s another show from the Chatabix archives and for this one, old pal and comedian Kerry Godliman joins David & Joe as a surprise guest. They talk about acting, After Life and how Kerry was a camel for the whole term at Drama School. Kerry also gives David some therapy and tells them what she gets up to when not working.
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Jan 30, 2026 • 27min
S15 Ep 765 Listener’s Mailbag: Police Surveillance and Helen DeGeneres
In today’s Mailbag, we read messages about undercover police work, a new use for David’s Happy Happy Girl song, a game of arsehole to beak, Joe’s ‘Helen’ DeGeneres slip-up, work nicknames, the insanity of house snooping, a few quips and a sexual activity tracking App. What a way to end the week - happy Friday!
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Jan 29, 2026 • 1h 5min
S15 Ep 764: Josh’s Houses and Live Tour Deliberations
It’s a packed episode of chatting today! To kick things off, Joe tells David about seeing pictures of Josh Widdicombe’s house in a newspaper recently, David daydreams about more lovely homes in Bath, they both wonder how on earth people manage to afford multi-million pound houses, they plot to get Right Move to sponsor the pod and David explains how he ended up buying a pair of Chatabiscuit’s shoes. Then they have think about what it would take for them to do a Chatabix live tour - and their deliberations take up the rest of the show.
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