Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the final weeks of the Premier League season and every day throughout the World Cup this summer as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Jan 9, 2026 • 21min
My Biddy Aunt: FA Cup Icons
The hosts dive into the intriguing world of FA Cup icons, with playful banter and fierce competition. Luke astonishes with his knowledge of players like Connor Wickham and Gerard Deulofeu, while Marcus makes bold bids on Sadio Mané and Sol Bamba. They explore the ups and downs of football careers with a dash of humor, revealing surprising facts along the way. The excitement crescendos as they celebrate victories and wrap up the show, leaving listeners eager for more football fun!
Jan 9, 2026 • 57min
The Preview Show: No Sleep Till Lisbon
The hosts dive into the goalless clash between Arsenal and Liverpool, dissecting its impact on the title race. They explore the controversy surrounding Gabriel Martinelli's push, while also praising standout players like Frimpong and Gravenberch. With excitement for the FA Cup, there's affection for the Portsmouth vs. Arsenal matchup, as well as a look at lower-league magic with Macclesfield's tie against Crystal Palace. Plus, they share a laugh over Mourinho's unconventional training methods and speculate on potential transfer moves.
Jan 9, 2026 • 2min
Introducing: The Thing About Arsenal
Get ready, Arsenal fans! The show dives into authentic conversations and lively debates about everything Arsenal. Expect a mix of nostalgia and entertainment as the hosts share their passionate thoughts. Forget the usual transfer rumors; here, it's all about the deeper love for the club. With new content released regularly, there's always something fresh to unpack after every game. Gooners, this is your new favorite hangout!
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Jan 8, 2026 • 52min
28 Petes Later
In a light-hearted exchange, Donny hilariously plans cosmetic surgery, while the team dissects Tottenham's turmoil under Thomas Frank. The thrilling Leeds vs. Newcastle match becomes a tribute to Kevin Keegan, sparking debates on fixture congestion and player performances. They poke fun at transfer dealings, analyze Spurs' injuries and lackluster tactics, and speculate on Frank's potential sacking. Plus, the hosts share amusing anecdotes about Manchester United legends and the quirks of past managers.
Jan 7, 2026 • 54min
Please Sir Alex, can I have some milk?
The discussion kicks off with Manchester United's new interim manager, Darren Fletcher, who has deep ties to Sir Alex Ferguson. West Ham's struggles take center stage, raising questions about relegation fears. The panel also debates VAR's controversial moments in recent matches and Nottingham Forest’s fight for survival. Liam Rosenior's links to Chelsea create buzz, while Celtic's management shake-up sees Martin O'Neill return. A hilarious take on Neymar's extravagant lifestyle wraps up the conversation.
Jan 6, 2026 • 40min
Mailbag: Has Ruben Amorim ruined his reputation?
The departure of Ruben Amorim from Manchester United raises eyebrows. The hosts debate whether his reputation is permanently tarnished due to stubborn decisions and failures. They compare him to other high-profile managers and ponder where he might land next—continental clubs or the Premier League. Discussions also touch on the chaotic environment at United and its impact on management. Plus, there's playful speculation about ex-players taking managerial roles and ideas for naming stands after club legends.
Jan 5, 2026 • 1h 1min
Out in 2026: The curse of the Ramble
Ruben Amorim is out of a job, and the hosts break the news with plenty of banter. Wolves impress with a solid victory, while the ongoing Scottish title race heats up with Rangers and Celtic's recent performances. The fallout from VAR controversies sparks a lively debate about the future of officiating technology. Plus, the panel celebrates James Milner's milestone birthday and reflects on his impressive longevity in the Premier League. Tune in for tactical insights, managerial speculation, and a dash of playful mockery!
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Jan 2, 2026 • 23min
My Biddy Aunt: January Transfers
The hosts dive into a fun trivia game revolving around January transfers. David Cartlidge makes his debut and surprises everyone with his knowledge. The team disputes clubs linked to Gary Cahill and Christopher Samba, with Jim showcasing impressive recall on Alexis Sánchez’s journey. Jermaine Defoe’s clubs stir up some confusion, but David eventually secures victory by naming multiple Philippe Coutinho clubs. The playful banter and friendly rivalry keep the energy high throughout the quiz!
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Jan 2, 2026 • 43min
The Preview Show: Can I get sacked in the morning?
Enzo Maresca's unexpected pivot to novel writing raises questions about his exit from Chelsea, which is shrouded in intrigue and internal disputes. The hosts delve into the implications of Chelsea's ownership structure and the club's revolving managerial door. Sunderland's surprising triumph over Manchester City is celebrated, while discussions of their potential European push emerge. Amid the chaos of AFCON, humorous anecdotes flourish, and a stadium hotel controversy adds an extra layer of amusement.
Jan 1, 2026 • 34min
Best of Ramble Uncut 2025
Cheers to the new year with hilariously outrageous favorites from the past year! José Mourinho's playful texts to Mkhitaryan raise eyebrows. Clint Hill's dubious pill prank keeps the humor rolling. Relive the absurdity of tall tales and schoolyard fabrications. The crew dives into quirky TV pitches, including a wild idea featuring Peter Andre. Plus, the loyalty of Sir Alex Ferguson's assistants surfaces, revealing a funny side of football's behind-the-scenes antics. Buckle up for a rollercoaster of laughs and unforgettable moments!
