Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them for the final weeks of the Premier League season and every day throughout the World Cup this summer as they discuss the biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 22, 2026 • 46min
Chippy Slot
Vithushan makes a triumphant return as Manchester United basks in derby glory. The team dives into Liverpool's commanding Champions League victory and the tactical brilliance of Szoboszlai. There's a lively debate about the openness of European matches versus the Premier League's low-block style. Nostalgic anecdotes emerge, featuring PSV fans crashing Popworld and mentions of Aftershock in an antiques shop. Plus, a humorous look at Chelsea's squad challenges and an intriguing ACFO fallout. All this and more makes for a fun listen!
Jan 21, 2026 • 47min
The Chelsea scrapheap
Marcus and the team delve into Manchester City's shocking defeat to Bodø/Glimt and question if Guardiola's reign is nearing its end. Arsenal’s impressive Champions League performance shines, with standout moments from Gabriel Jesus. Meanwhile, Tottenham earns applause for overcoming injuries in their win against Dortmund. Chelsea's turbulent season is explored alongside discussions on their controversial 'bomb squad.' Expect laughs and insights as hosts wrap up with lighter banter about ownership changes and player antics.
Jan 20, 2026 • 44min
Mailbag: Twit tw-who should Crystal Palace appoint next?
This episode delves into the chaos at Crystal Palace after Oliver Glasner's abrupt exit. The hosts ponder whether the pragmatic Roy Hodgson is the right choice for replacement, and playfully debate other candidates like Gareth Southgate. They also discuss potential fixes for Spurs, the managerial merry-go-round, and the league's competitiveness this season. To top it all off, they jokingly reveal which legendary managers they’d love to learn from, such as Ferguson and Mourinho. It's a whirlwind of football musings!
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Jan 19, 2026 • 1h 2min
The Manchester United way
The hosts dive into Manchester United's emphatic win under Michael Carrick, analyzing their tactics and standout players. They engage in a lively debate over refereeing controversies, particularly the Diogo Dalot incident. Discussions on squad freshness highlight the midfield's balance. The turbulent state of Tottenham's managerial situation and recruitment is explored, while Arsenal's struggles against defensive teams draw attention. The dramatic AFCON final and its late controversies add a thrilling twist, sparking moral debates among the hosts.
Jan 16, 2026 • 22min
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Manchester derby XI's, Championship managers, and Premier League loyalists
Join in for a lively debate as the panel dives into a Manchester United quiz about their memorable 4-3 derby victory over City. They reveal current Premier League goalscorers, sharing laughs over surprising inclusions. The discussion takes a turn to the Championship as they race through current managers, with humorous takes on some misplaced names. Finally, the competition heats up as they list Premier League regulars who've stood the test of time at their clubs, with astonishing relegation tales thrown in for good measure.
Jan 16, 2026 • 48min
The Preview Show: A bottle of Aftershock
The Manchester derby is heating up with Michael Carrick stepping in for United. Pep Guardiola's amusing whiskey anecdote adds some humor to the tense atmosphere. The panel debates player welfare and modern coaching methods, while also discussing Chelsea's recruitment struggle and Brentford's rising threat. Duncan Ferguson's fiery story brings a laugh as they delve into upcoming matches. Plus, shocking news about Buckfast being banned in the US raises eyebrows in Scotland. It's a lively build-up to a weekend packed with football drama!
Jan 14, 2026 • 25min
Ramble Reacts: Carabao chaos at Stamford Bridge
Arsenal takes the lead in the League Cup semi-finals amid a thrilling 3-2 clash at Stamford Bridge. The hosts dive into Chelsea's chaotic defense and questionable goalkeeper choices. They'll ponder whether another keeper is on the horizon for Chelsea after a night of errors. Garnaccio emerges as a star with two goals off the bench, while Arsenal's position looks promising for the final. The team's tactical approaches, including Enzo's role in midfield, ignite a lively discussion. Plus, shocking news from Real Madrid adds a twist!
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Jan 14, 2026 • 55min
I only cheat myself
Antoine Semenyo is making waves, scoring goals and sparking debates over controversial VAR calls. The crew shows solidarity in believing Michael Carrick is the right fit for Man United, while dissecting his potential challenges. Zlatan’s wild admission about chasing personal bests brings laughter and a unique insight into competitive spirit. They also cover transfer dramas, such as Gallagher's fit at Spurs and Paquetá's wishes to leave West Ham, giving a humorous twist to the world of football culture.
Jan 13, 2026 • 46min
Mailbag: What makes a big club?
The hosts discuss the enduring charm of the FA Cup, reminiscing about memorable upsets and the importance of its cultural value. They dive into what defines a 'big club,' weighing history against modern financial metrics and revealing personal biases. The conversation turns to this season's biggest flops, spotlighting players like Alexander Isak and clubs like Nottingham Forest. For a lighter moment, they debate which Premier League manager you’d least want in a fistfight, leading to some hilarious conclusions.
Jan 12, 2026 • 54min
Dawson's Peak
Macclesfield achieved a stunning FA Cup upset over Crystal Palace, with the hosts celebrating their extraordinary win. The team discusses Palace's missteps and the emotional reactions from lower-league clubs. Man City's overwhelming 10-1 victory raises questions about sportsmanship, while Liam Rosenior's debut at Chelsea sparks cautious optimism. They also cover Wrexham's dramatic penalties win against Nottingham Forest and notable goals from the round, highlighting the unpredictable nature of cup football.
