Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Brian Simpson, stand-up comic and podcaster, recounts his recent heart attack, chaotic hospital saga, and recovery while plugging his shows. The conversation jumps from ICU absurdities and pharmacy nightmares to reflections on mortality. Then they swerve into wild pop culture riffs: arrests, TikTok oddities, looksmaxxing, and horny granny clips.

Konstantin Kisin, co‑host of Triggernometry, shares sharp cultural stories from Eastern Europe and parenting. Francis Foster, co‑host and author of Uneducated, brings teaching and travel perspectives. They riff on viral internet madness, Eastern European life, parenting challenges, and why seeing the world can cure modern stupidity.

Tom returns from LA and the two dive into wild internet clips. They crack up over a garbled street-preacher, a bizarre milk PSA, and a Squatty Potty scandal. Stories include a squirrel bite, hamster hospice, and glamping misadventures. Expect cringe compilations: dangerous pranks, noodle-leg bravado, horny grandmas, extreme makeovers, and a debate about shoes in the house.

Jim Breuer, stand-up comic and former SNL cast member, shares wild Hollywood tales and life on the road. He talks family and parenting boys, surviving fame, industry creepiness and the Epstein era. They react to shocking online clips, debate cancel culture and porn’s impact, and riff on touring, loyalty, and keeping real friendships.

They riff on a viral "fart n-word" clip and its fallout. Comedic period updates and absurd personal anecdotes keep things weird. They poke fun at someone allegedly in the Epstein files and react to Safety Larry’s extreme home-defense training. Pizza critiques from Fancy Chef, cringe TikToks, and a hamster funeral story round out the madness.

Ian Fidance, comedian and creator of the travel/working series Ian Do, joins to discuss life and his new show. Short, raw conversations cover sexuality and coming out. They dive into cults and spiritual cult leaders. The chat pulls no punches on hookup culture, cruising etiquette, bottoming prep, and viral internet oddities.

Luis J. Gomez, comedian and Skankfest co-founder, shares wild stories from building an immersive comedy festival. He recounts chaotic onstage moments, scams and cartel texts, nights in jail, and an escalating roommate revenge. They also dig into shock clips, festival culture, and what keeps comics and fans coming back.

Sal Vulcano, comedian and Impractical Jokers star, pops in to react to wild internet clips and tell chaotic personal stories. Short, punchy conversations cover explicit hygiene videos, viral food challenges, a nightmare Waymo ride, celebrity conspiracy chatter, and a preview of his new show. Expect plenty of roasting, nostalgia, and unfiltered takes.

They prep for an ice storm with unconventional supplies and storm survival humor. They dissect a viral flex video about diamonds, coolers and performative family drama. Cringe internet clips include brutal gym and fall injuries, weird uploads from eccentric posters, and a chilling serial killer interview that turns oddly philosophical. Plus aging fitness talk, hydration myths, and a strange bodily milestone reveal.

SPONSORS: - Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. - Plans start at $15/month at http://MintMobile.com/MOM. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/ymh This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats". Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK! Your Mom’s House Ep. 843 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator 00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit 00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats 00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise 00:30:04 - Mike Fedele 00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry 00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger 00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles 00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia 00:50:17 - Pot Discourse 00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump 01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid 01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices