Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout. This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors. The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe! Your Mom’s House Ep. 859 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:36 - Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood 00:05:04 - Make School Great Again 00:09:43 - Clip: High Functioning Retard 00:10:23 - The Benefits Of Period Blood 00:16:48 - People Are Getting Dumber 00:20:22 - Sharon Stone's Portal 00:28:23 - Plugs & Magic 00:32:52 - Newly Released UFO Stuff 00:40:58 - Power To The People 00:47:21 - Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo 00:58:16 - Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids 01:13:04 - Boca Raton Story & Debunkers 01:19:09 - Transcending Reality & Meditation 01:28:59 - Wrap Up 01:34:29 - Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! SPONSORS: - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence! Your Mom’s House Ep. 858 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show 00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids 00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought 00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba 00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy 00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments 00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story 00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out 00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas 00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres 00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather? 00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay? 01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards 01:24:58 - Wrap Up 01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rick Glassman, stand-up comedian and actor on the 'Ricky's On The Loose' tour, brings wild energy and storytelling. They riff on touring logistics and travel shoe choices. Expect crude comedy about body quirks, mouth-noise impressions, sexual preferences, a missed connection in Denver, and a stream of outrageous viral clip reactions.

The End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now! Check out David Cross' newest special The End Of The Beginning Of The End at https://officialdavidcross.com/ SPONSORS: - Head to https://Wayfair.com April 25th through the 27th to shop Way Day. - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://lucy.co/YMH with promo code YMH. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs. The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 856 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me 00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls 00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors 00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro 00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish 00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education 00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End 00:59:44 - Golden Shit 01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake 01:15:22 - TikToks 01:22:40 - Fake Plastic Teeth 01:26:01 - Furries & Fetishes 01:31:36 - More TikToks 01:39:50 - Closing Song - "TikTok All Stars" by Captain Marc Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The End is near! Premieres tomorrow April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ Today is the last day for the presale pricing! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH This week, WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see. Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways. Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit! Your Mom’s House Ep. 855 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person 00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy 00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy 00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout 00:24:08 - Hungry Lion 00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's 00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels 00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors 00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters 00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania 00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans 00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets 01:03:31 - Piledrivers 01:07:12 - Nakedness 01:14:54 - Handshakes 01:16:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious: Wrestling Edition 01:28:56 - When Fans Attack 01:32:55 - Thoughts On Pat McAfee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They sprint from a philosophy riff about taboo attraction to a leaked bimbofication scandal and online fetish chaos. Old-lady OnlyFans, escalator safety PSAs, and Mantak Chia’s sex-energy tricks get equal-time mockery. Viral injury clips, a ludicrous luxe-restaurant review, snack-culture oddities, and deranged TikToks round out a wildly unfiltered hour.

Ari Matti, an Estonian-born comedian and podcaster who built a career across Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin. He recounts learning stand-up in a second language and how MMA taught him delusional confidence. Conversations jump from bizarre travel and touring stories to foreign chiropractors, viral injury clips, and cultural shocks like Estonian TV blackface.

Brian Simpson, stand-up comic and podcaster, recounts his recent heart attack, chaotic hospital saga, and recovery while plugging his shows. The conversation jumps from ICU absurdities and pharmacy nightmares to reflections on mortality. Then they swerve into wild pop culture riffs: arrests, TikTok oddities, looksmaxxing, and horny granny clips.

Konstantin Kisin, co‑host of Triggernometry, shares sharp cultural stories from Eastern Europe and parenting. Francis Foster, co‑host and author of Uneducated, brings teaching and travel perspectives. They riff on viral internet madness, Eastern European life, parenting challenges, and why seeing the world can cure modern stupidity.

Tom returns from LA and the two dive into wild internet clips. They crack up over a garbled street-preacher, a bizarre milk PSA, and a Squatty Potty scandal. Stories include a squirrel bite, hamster hospice, and glamping misadventures. Expect cringe compilations: dangerous pranks, noodle-leg bravado, horny grandmas, extreme makeovers, and a debate about shoes in the house.