

Net Positive with John Crist
John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
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Mar 25, 2026 • 1h 36min
Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)
Brett Cooper, commentator and creator of The Brett Cooper Show, talks media, faith, family, and online culture. She covers leaving traditional media to build her own platform. Conversations touch on campus politics, parenting reshaping priorities, and navigating viral claims and tone in commentary.

Mar 18, 2026 • 1h 1min
More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive.
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Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/
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SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail
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EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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WRITE US:
Net Positive
P.O. Box 40268
Nashville, TN 37204
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Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
X: https://x.com/johnbcrist
Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 11, 2026 • 1h 47min
The Roast Of Net Positive
A live roast of the pod’s worst takes, with hosts digging into past controversial claims and how their convictions changed. They revisit debates on dating etiquette, delivery culture, real estate tropes, and airport hygiene. Clips include missteps about Taylor Swift, AI-written jokes, pet and parenting quips, and spicy audience reactions from a live Opry show.

Mar 5, 2026 • 1h 31min
Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
Tim Hawkins, a Christian comedian and musical performer known for family-friendly observational bits, joins to talk life on the road and the craft of comedy. Short, funny stories about props, church shows, and viral YouTube moments. They trade tales of tour routines, burnout and recovery, and the infamous coffee enema anecdotes.

Feb 25, 2026 • 1h 20min
POV Stomach
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive.
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Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order.
TEMPO: For a limited time, Tempo is offering Net Positive listeners 60% OFF your first box! Go to https://tempomeals.com/NETPOSITIVE
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SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail
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EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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WRITE US:
Net Positive
P.O. Box 40268
Nashville, TN 37204
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Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
X: https://x.com/johnbcrist
Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 18, 2026 • 1h 36min
Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
RIDGE: Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE
COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 10% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed.
ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive
BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive
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SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail
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EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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WRITE US:
Net Positive
P.O. Box 40268
Nashville, TN 37204
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Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
X: https://x.com/johnbcrist
Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 11, 2026 • 1h 29min
Mental Physical Therapy
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM
BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF
PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order
MIRACLE BRAND: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
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SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail
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EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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WRITE US:
Net Positive
P.O. Box 40268
Nashville, TN 37204
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Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod
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JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/
X: https://x.com/johnbcrist
Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos
Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith
Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 4, 2026 • 1h 9min
Pause All Parties
They debate when it’s okay to leave an event and whether scandal seasons should mean pausing parties. They riff on party culture, low-quality merch, and celebrity invite lists. They worry about AI deepfakes and the need to wait for confirmations. They compare parenting styles, telehealth frustrations, doctor-family instincts, and who grows up entitled. Quick takes on sharing habits and a megachurch walkout round it out.

Jan 28, 2026 • 1h 17min
No Hang List
They trade snowstorm and canceled-show stories and debate the right vehicle for bad weather. A wild vacation tale brings a firsthand visit to Epstein Island and snorkeling misadventures. Conversations wander to praying over objects, spotting religious artifacts in homes, and the viral trend of vetting friends after marriage. They also roast questionable money and rent advice gone online.

Jan 21, 2026 • 1h 10min
License To Preach
Reflect on the cultural rituals of a Latin Catholic mass and the differences from evangelical services. Hear John’s humorous rants about Uber frustrations and the silliness of strategic driver tactics. Engage in a debate on attending significant events like graduations versus weddings. Discover insights on viral preacher clips and the charm of youthful charisma. They also satirize post-fight texts and discuss the nuances of relationship accountability in a digital world.


