Net Positive with John Crist Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
Mar 5, 2026
Tim Hawkins, a Christian comedian and musical performer known for family-friendly observational bits, joins to talk life on the road and the craft of comedy. Short, funny stories about props, church shows, and viral YouTube moments. They trade tales of tour routines, burnout and recovery, and the infamous coffee enema anecdotes.
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Use Every Stage Tool Available
- Use props, video, and the full stage when available to increase variety and audience engagement.
- Hawkins recommends IMAG screens and stage elements rather than standing still, citing use of video and whiteboards in shows.
Twinkie Toss Became A Long Term Souvenir
- Tim sold Depends diapers and Twinkies as show bits, once throwing half-eaten Twinkies into the crowd and later receiving one preserved by a fan.
- He recounts a fan returning a half-eaten Twinkie kept for years as a bizarre souvenir.
Kid Rushed Stage With Chick fil A
- Church shows sometimes produce audience interruptions like attendees rushing stage to hand food (Chick-fil-A) which felt like Christian heckling.
- Tim recalls a kid rushing the stage with Chick-fil-A during a church gig and the awkwardness that followed.