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Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Apple Peeling Video - Real or Fake? 4:39 Boy Bands, Women Make the World Go Round, Nancy Pelosi 11:59 Online Hustles to Get Rich,  22:39 Kamala Harris’ Husband, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, NFL is Rigged 29:52 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Trevor’s Mormon Fascination 45:36 Other Worldly Smells, Stage Names, Michael Blaustein Maroni 53:49 Top Earners on OnlyF and Michael Starts an OnlyF 1:05:52 Michael’s Bizarre Uber Driver 1:13:24 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Sexiest Hobbies For Guys 1:20:15 Sock Talk - Rave Ladies or Country Concert Ladies? 1:24:47 Testing the Apple Peeling TikTok Video 1:31:09 Secret Sock - I Sent Revealing Pics to a Girl and Was Blackmailed  Thanks to Prize Picks, Load Boost, BetterHelp Prize Picks - Download the PrizePicks app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Load Boost - Visit load boost dot com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off BetterHelp - Stiff Socks is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows 2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage 17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt 25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam 40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous 45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants 53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials 1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend 1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women 1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding 1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes Thanks to Mando, Harry's, Blue Chew Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [socks] at https://shopmando.com #mandopod Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you got to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout—just pay $5 shipping.  #ad #sponsored

Riley Reid, a renowned adult film actress and content creator, joins the conversation with her lively charisma. They dive into humorous tales from the adult film industry, touching on the absurdity of high-fashion and unforgettable strip club experiences. Riley shares insights on sliding into DMs and the funny quirks of filming in unconventional locations, while also discussing the complexities of motherhood and postpartum challenges. Humorously, they explore dating awkwardness and the impact of celebrity culture on social interactions.

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Dublin, IE: Sept 19 London, UK: Sept 20 Belfast, UK: Sept 21 Manchester, UK: Sept 22 Miami, FL: Sept 27-29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14 Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19 0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream! 2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones 7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms 25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School 30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance 35:54 Programmed by the System 46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents 56:06 Living in the Moment 1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists  1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor? 1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet Thanks to Blue Chew & Arena Club & Prize Picks & Shopify Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. Arena Club - Get 10% of your first Slab Pack or card purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/socks Prize Picks - Go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS or download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Shopify - Get your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks #ad #sponsored

New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Dublin, IE: Sept 19 London, UK: Sept 20 Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14 Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Barefoot Cowboys 3:53 Last Time We Cried 10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies 15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream 20:47 Michael’s Roleplay 26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady 36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup 41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion 47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning 57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer 1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch 1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time 1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try 1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun Thanks to Harry's & Shopify & Gametime. Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/socks Shopify - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. #ad #sponsored

Dive into the hilarious world of pop culture quips as the hosts tackle the absurdities of the Fast and Furious franchise. They navigate through dating disasters in NYC, sharing uproarious anecdotes about bold squirrels and golf caddy encounters. Expect laughs from quirky reflections on childhood frozen foods and the zany concept of naming kids after vacuums. With a comical spin on modern romance and a lighthearted take on politics, this conversation blends humor with unexpected insights to keep you entertained!

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comGary, IN: Aug 23Richmond, VA: Aug 24Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7Glasgow, UK: Sept 18Dublin, IE: September 19🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comLexington, KY: Aug 15-17Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22Temple, AZ: Oct 11-130:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars? 1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museumThanks to our sponsor Factor: Head to https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active!Thanks to our sponsor PrizePicks:  Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100! “Pick More.Pick Less. It’s that Easy!”

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily. Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: NYC, NY: Aug 9 Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 tickets + more dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17 Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career 15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail 29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have?  55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk 1:13:04 Secret Sock Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives. It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off with code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app & use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100.  Thanks to Arena Club. 10% off with code socks at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks Factor. Use code socks50 for 50% off your first box + 20% off your next box at www.factormeals.com/socks50