Stiff Socks

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 That Hour of the Day, Fall Weather, Portland Maine 4:22 Freezing Temperatures, Air Frying Glizzies 8:10 Trevor’s Parents 37 Years Married, 2025 Corvettes, Going 190mph 17:03 Nipple Cream For Lips? 22:35 Bombing on Purpose, TikTok Sock Hack 27:46 Sessions on the Tour Bus 32:19 Speakeasies, Pirates Of the Caribbean Ride, Young Matt LeBlanc 39:08 Every Christmas Movie, Michael Buble 48:10 Addison Rae Diet Pepsi Song, Sabrina Carpenter Reposted Trevor 55:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Best Place and Worst Place to Hit On a Girl 1:00:19 Sock Talk - Cookbook With a Very Special Ingredient  1:06:12 Justin Bieber Closing Door on Hailey Bieber 1:17:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Can’t Sleep Without My Childhood Teddy Bear Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/andrey-rossi/seize-the-day License code: JN1X6BYZ1ZDF1LTQ Thanks to BlueChew, Mando, BetterHelp BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE just pay $5 shipping at checkout when you visit https://bluechew.com Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code SOCKS at https://mandopodcast.com/socks #mandopod BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Turkey Giblets and Gizzards 5:32 Top Baby Names of 2024 17:05 The Wild West, Thanksgiving Plans, Deviled Eggs 27:54 Trevor Bought a Home Gym, Living With a Significant Other, Dining Rooms 44:38 Tipping Up Front 50:53 Spirit Airlines Went Bankrupt? 56:40 Wicked Dot Com, ASMR in Bed, Thanksgiving and Politics 1:05:00 What We’re Thankful For, You’re Thanksgiving Dinner ASMR 1:14:33 Ask Sara Saffari - What Are Some Things You Wish Guys Knew? 1:18:16 Sock Talk - New Way to Measure Yourself 1:21:56 Weird Family, Christmas Cards, Cheating Spouses 1:28:29 Secret Sock Talk - Humans on Treadmills Instead of Mannequins  Thanks to Gametime, Load Boost, PrizePicks, Hims, Shopify Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off PrizePicks - Download the app or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS today and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.comSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksMore Sara SaffariYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffariIG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisaraStiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.comHollywood, CA: Nov 21Burbank, CA: Nov 22Albany, NY: Dec 2Burlington, VT: Dec 3Portland, ME: Dec 4Providence, RI: Dec 5New Haven, CT: Dec 6New York, NY: Dec 7Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10Knoxville, TN: Dec 11Atlanta, GA: Dec 12🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com0:00 Daylight Savings, Extreme Wealth14:36 Window Seat Etiquette on a Flight, Spirit Airlines Plane Shot At,22:48 Michael and Trevor Try to Find Haiti on a Map33:20 Michael Tripping Major Sack in the Mountains50:18 Trevor’s Bond With a Mexican Taxi Driver,53:23 Trevor Got Lost at the Mexico City Airport, Maine vs Florida1:01:03 Corn Searches During the Presidential Election by State1:07:47 Lamar Odom Shopping For Dolls, Let’s Buy an A.I. Doll, Is Being With a Doll Cheating?1:21:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Would You Rather Have Your Ex Date Someone That Looks Like You or Completely Different?1:25:19 Sock Talk - My GF is Too Tight1:29:47 Secret Sock Talk - Video Reaction, AirBnB Debauchery, Talking Birds and Flying Penguins1:39:59 Watching Intimate Scenes on a FlightThanks to First Rounds on Me, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Arena ClubFirst Rounds on Me - For the first 200 listeners, use code "Socks" and enjoya free month of FROM’s highest level subscription, Terracotta. Hit the link https://from.onelink.me/LQvW/stiff download the app, enter the code, and get ready to impress without breaking a sweat.BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first monthBlueChew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shippingArena Club - Go to https://arenaclub.com/socks and use code socks for 10% off your first purchase#ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.comSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksMore Sara SaffariYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffariIG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisaraStiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.comHollywood, CA: Nov 21Burbank, CA: Nov 22Albany, NY: Dec 2Burlington, VT: Dec 3Portland, ME: Dec 4Providence, RI: Dec 5New Haven, CT: Dec 6New York, NY: Dec 7Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10Knoxville, TN: Dec 11Atlanta, GA: Dec 12🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com0:00 Sara Saffari’s Dark Humor4:45 What Sara Saffari Does in Her Free Time12:55 Snapchat, Gym Content, Used For Clips18:30 Sara Saffari Pulled Over By Cops24:26 Sad Music at a Funeral, Neck Workouts, Trevor Wallace Height30:33 Relationships and Social Media, AOL Instant Messenger, We Got the “Tism43:50 Love Bombing, Supplements, Trevor Wallace’s Gains51:31 Dating and Relationships 1:04:45 Sara Saffari’s Cat, Sara Saffari Has a Masters in Business1:10:30 Sara Saffari and Trevor Wallace Arm Wrestle1:16:51 Ask Sara Saffari - What is the Best Way to Hit on a Girl at the Gym?1:25:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Broke Up With My Girlfriend1:28:40 Sara Saffari Asks Us Where We See Ourselves in 5 YearsThanks to Prize Picks, Factor, Mando, Load BoostPrize Picks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next monthMando - Get $5 off a Starter Pack with code [SOCKS] at https://shopmando.com - That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks 8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak 22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz 34:06 Trevor’s Exam 40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day 57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues 1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster 1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me? 1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election, 1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor 1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups 1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up? Thanks to Shopify, BlueChew, BetterHelp, Embark, Hims Shopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark -  Head to https://embarkvet.com and use code [SOCKS] to save $65 on Embark’s Breed + Health Test and get free shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.comSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksFollow Kayley Gunnerhttps://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYEStiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.comHollywood, CA: Nov 21Albany, NY: Dec 2Burlington, VT: Dec 3Portland, ME: Dec 4Providence, RI: Dec 5New Haven, CT: Dec 6New York, NY: Dec 7Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10Knoxville, TN: Dec 11Atlanta, GA: Dec 12🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes5:32 Michael Costume Reveal14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 229:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 202442:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed52:09 Tesla Robots & AI59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot?1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for PleasureThanks to Kalshi, Load Boost, GametimeKalshi -  Sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit!Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase#ad #sponsored

OUT NOW! Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner IG: https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner 1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date 3:15 Cats vs Dogs 6:19 More Accessible Gooning 8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate 14:12 Best Position in Bed? 18:42 First Interaction With Aliens 25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens? 28:19 Correct Way to Wipe 35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For 38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About? 40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner 45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed? 49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend? 51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor 59:47 Head vs HJs 1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore 1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69 1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment 1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World 1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks 1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together 1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better? Thanks to BetterHelp, Embark, Mando, Blue Chew, Kalshi BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark - Go to https://embarkvet.com to get free shipping and save $65 with promo code SOCKS Mando - New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code when you go to https://shopmando.com that equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Kalshi - You can sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! #ad #sponsored

October 20th @ 5PM PST check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Michael’s Comedy Special, Mean Internet Comment Quotas, Bumper Sticker Threats 5:28 Zuckerberg Children, Google Translate is Incredible 14:52 Dogzempic, White Noise, End of the World 19:25 Trevor Gassed Up at the Dentist, Michael’s Unicorn Trip 23:23 Hitting Your Shin, Milk Conspiracy Theory, Mouse Traps 28:15 Hard Working Organs, The Body Works Like a Mall 38:08 The Golden Bachelorette 47:10 Tony Soprano For Halloween, Celebrating Michael’s Comedy Special at Red Lobster 57:56 Body Cams, Hot Spiderman, Cloning Your Dog 1:02:33 Ask Riley Reid - What Are Things Men Do That Cause a Girl to Lose Interest? 1:10:13 We Try The Dua Lipa Drink 1:20:41 The Pepto Bismopolitan, Hawk Tuah Suing About Her Viral Clip, 1:29:34 Sock Talk - Is it Normal For a Guy to J Off While in a Relationship? 1:33:08 Secret Sock - Girlfriend Spit My Own Seed in My Mouth Thanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, ZocDoc, Lucy, Hims Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Prize Picks - Download the app today or got to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! ZocDoc - Go to https://zocdoc.com/socks to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today Lucy -  Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + FREE Shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks SOCKS for your personalized hair loss treatment options #ad #sponsored

October 20th check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th 2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette 9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food 15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America 23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets 29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare 35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad) 47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco 58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show 1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank 1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics 1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress 1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d? 1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good? 1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided? Thanks to PXG, Factor, Blue Chew, Lucy, BetterHelp PXG - Go to https://pxg.com and use code stiffsocks to save $10 per club on your order Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + free shipping BetterHelp - Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.comSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksFollow Riley ReidIG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileyliveStiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.comAlbany, NY: Dec 2Burlington, VT: Dec 3Portland, ME: Dec 4Providence, RI: Dec 5New Haven, CT: Dec 6New York, NY: Dec 7Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10Knoxville, TN: Dec 11Atlanta, GA: Dec 12🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas28:50 Most Visited Websites 202433:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out?1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x?1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used ThongsThanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, GametimeLoad Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% offPrize Picks - Download the app today or got to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!Gametime - Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase#ad #sponsored