Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
Episodes
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Dec 25, 2019 • 58min
50: Merry Stiff-mas
Description: the gang talk only Christmas topics in this very Christmas themed episode. Is Nelly Furtada bad or she a mutant? Do we shave our buttholes? Would you rather see a sex tape of your mom or sister? See, Christmas. Love you all. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 22, 2019 • 6min
Stiff Socks LIVE
The bois went live on Patreon. They answered your questions about the origin of the podcast, the crazy shit they've seen at frat parties, whether losing a nut is worth a used M3, and a whole lot more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
Dec 18, 2019 • 1h
49: We Got Robbed
The bois get back from a NorCal tour and discuss a dude that pooped in a Denny's, how they got robbed at a chick fil a, and how partying in Chico was a horrible mistake. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 11, 2019 • 58min
48: Got Damn, My Dick Fell Off
Trev and MB get into some shenanigans on this one. They discuss racist old people, how to get the sex on a Greyhound, and dick appointments. They also learn what a Major Tom jerk of strategy is. We have college degrees. Lol.
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Dec 8, 2019 • 8min
Two Tongues, One Witch
Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, the boys also discuss how weird it is that pretty much anyone can be a substitute teacher, why doing stand-up comedy at a detox facility is hard as fuck, and how cum is definitely soup. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
Dec 4, 2019 • 1h 1min
47: Billie Eilish Dresses Like a Collage
The squad gets in to the ins and outs of turtlenecks, why hot teachers are so hot, and their weirdest roommate pooping stories. They also of course figure out the sound that their erections make. You're welcome mom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 1, 2019 • 6min
Trevor Finds His Kink
The boys chop it up about being single in the winter (and Michael definitely isn't sad about it), getting drunk on airplanes, how they lost their virginities, and how Trev finally found his kink. Plus a secret sock riddle that breaks Trevor's brain. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
Nov 27, 2019 • 1h 3min
46: Sex at 94
The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also get their minds blown when a listener asks the highest question of all time: is your shirt tucked in or are your pants tucked in to your shirt? *brains explode* Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Nov 23, 2019 • 6min
Happy Endings
The bois discuss the inner workings of getting over an ex, the different levels of post-sex shame, and doing stand-up while you're as high as the moon.
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Nov 20, 2019 • 1h
45: Tempurpedic Vagina
TWall and 2fineblaustein discuss the hot topics in this one, like which soup is best to have sexual relations with, how to ask your gf to do anal, and what deli meat would make the best blanket? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
