Stiff Socks

The gang goes a little insane in this one. They discuss the merits of having sexual intercourse with your nose, Gabe's high school friend that wrote a "how to have sex with a watermelon" book, and the downfall of the razor scooter.  Oh and Trev jerks off with a banana peel while Mike puts his sack in a can of Bang. Just a normal day in the stiff socks studio. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois get wiiiiiild with Comedy Central's Chris Distefano. They talk about manscaping, ass play likes and dislikes, and how Chris found out that swallowing sperm helps induce labor in pregnant women... crazy, right? Chris also helps a listener answer a question an important question: Between Trev and Michael, who would be the bottom? We are astronautical engineers.

Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine what it would be like to be Will Smith's kid, and then share their stories of making sweet love to strippers. Oh and also one of the bois BREAK NO JERK JANUARY. They really suck at this. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The bois discuss the fact that Michael doesn’t like his feet touched, would you have sex with your step mom, and the 4 dates before sex rule. Oh... and how Trevor once hooked up with a girl that wore a necklace full of her grandmas ashes! BRO, WHAT!!!?!! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and MB discuss if they would take their pee pee out in Times Square, the time Michael stole his sisters car, and what it would be like if you only had a limited amount of nut in your lifetime. They also try and figure out how fleshlights are made. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Well, we did it. 1 full year of uneducated jizz talk. What better way to celebrate than with legendary rapper and milf extraordinaire Yung Gravy. Trev, Gravy, and Mike drunkenly yell about jerking off in a K-Mart parking lot, taking DMT, getting drunk with Waffle House employees, and a lot more. Check out Trevor in the latest Yung Gravy x bbno$ music video "Shining on my ex" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTelhUrRiYE Get 4 extra episodes per month for only $5! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get emotional and talk about the shit that makes them cry and why old people make them sad. Eventually they get a hold of themselves and discuss the important stuff, like using the cash app at a strip club, why girls putting balls in their mouth is scary as fuck, and how Jaden is Will Smith's blood boy. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

TWally and 2fineblaustein start the hardest thing they will ever do... No Jerk January. They also discuss how Michael hates the English language, how Trevor can talk like an Australian, and bad tasting semen. They also break down the age old question of who would win in a fight: the oompa loompas or the lollipop guild? Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Happy new year yall! The gang gets into which cities have the hottest people, if Trevor is an LA 6, and how auditioning for TV is THE worst. They also talk about a listenerwho pillow humped a Spongebob stuffed animal. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and MB discuss Michael's recent hotel room massacre, the time Trevor found a used tampon on his wall, and a listener's update to the rules and regulations of sex cum towels. We are modern day Socrates. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod