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Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH OUT NOW!! www.stiffsocksmerch.comGet 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Sheath Underwear for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/socksThanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off a pair of Raycons at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS. 

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 The scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with  weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus  thinking about DaBaby in the shower and some advice for a listener that  had her first threesome. Get the full episode, instant access to all 86 episodes in the Patreon back catalog, plus access to the stiff socks discord and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

GOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jetson gotta body! They also discuss... oh yeah... Michael’s foursome is CONFIRMED!! This a science podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.ipvanish.com/socksThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks

 The boys discuss a wild encounter they had with a controversial internet  personality, riff on the issues with slow sex, why ladies should really take the water, and how sneezing is better than cumming. Get the full episode plus instant access to 80+ exclusive Patreon episodes, an invite to the stiff socks discord, exclusive merch offers and more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to over 80 exclusive episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.keeps.com/socksThanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.

We know stiff socks is usually wild, but this one is wild wild. The boys  riff on getting your ass ate in Huntsville, why teachers are freaks in  bed, a 4some proposition for 2fine, and a crazy DM on Trev's instagram.Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog and exclusive merch at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

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 The boys get DEEP on this one and tackle some important issues - like why lacrosse is definitely the horniest sport, why it's always smart to invest in v*gina, and what the best post-nut meal is. They also try to figure out why women always have such clean sheets and hear about how Trev's cat ruined his apartment. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 12 meals FREE at www.hellofresh.com/socks12 with our code socks12 Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks

The scientists riff on Amy Schumer being an asshole, Trev's trip to  Hawaii, why getting milked in a hammock would rule, and how you  shouldn't trust anyone in a raccoon skin hat. Plus a listener wonders about ass shaving etiquette. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod