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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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Jul 26, 2021 • 12min
Lieutenant Seymour Daddy
Ayooooo! The boys riff on tattooed tarantula titties, stuff that gives them the nails on a chalkboard feeling, and a super odd dude Trev met outside of a show. They also learn about how Iceland has an anti-incest app and give some advice to a listener who's been thinking with his cockola. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jul 21, 2021 • 1h 7min
131: The Bachelorette Bans Beating Meat
The boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti sex beds. They also riff on how the bachelorette FORBIDS jerking off. This is the #1 science podcast in the world.
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Jul 19, 2021 • 11min
Jerk Off in a Tesla
This one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and declare that cumming is a hobby. Plus they learn that Mr. Pibb fucks and hailing taxis in movies is a hoax.
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Jul 14, 2021 • 1h 4min
130: Michael's Foursome Update... Takes a Turn
holy heck this one is for the ages. Trev and MB discuss how budussie is a lifestyle, big dicks are stupid, and septic tank condoms. Oh and also MICHAEL HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. Science is life. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode.Get 25% off at liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKSThanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order with our promo code SOCKS at www.lucy.co
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Jul 7, 2021 • 1h 3min
129: Can Gingers Cum?
The gang go off the rails in this one. They discuss using miracle whip as lube, getting piercings stuck during banging, and how Gabe laughs in lowercase italics. Oh also Michael wants to use 23 and me as tinder.
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Jun 30, 2021 • 1h 10min
128: Trevor Wallace Bangs Like Big Foot
The gang goes off the rails in this one discussing how low do balls actually go, walking out at ur wedding to WAP, and how Blue Face baby is gonna box tik toks bad boy… Neumane. They also riff on how michael is eating more coochie and long distance dick. SCIENCE.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff
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Jun 28, 2021 • 10min
Cum N' Hoe
The guys riff on how Blau jerked off with sunscreen like a monster, figure out how to wash the coochie, learn about the history of cum, and get some threesome etiquette tips from a listener in a poly relationship. u already know it's a science podcast. Hear the full episode, + get 4 exclusive episodes a month and instant access to the ENTIRE patreon back catalog (90 episodes!) for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Jun 23, 2021 • 1h 4min
127: Books Make Me Horny
The bois are back in the stu riffing on penis coladas, michaels new vagina research, and how Trev came on the ground like an American hero! They also discuss how to properly get horny in a Victoria secret.
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Jun 16, 2021 • 56min
126: Michael's Hot Mom Reveal
Ayoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him as a bad biiiitch. Getting topped off on taco Tuesday. And yes of course. You guess it. Michael shows the photos of his hot mom. Bang bang. Skeet skeet. Merch out now. Title. Get your Stiff Socks merch before it sells out at www.stiffsocksmerch.comGet 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at www.shipstation.com with our promo code SOCKS.

Jun 14, 2021 • 10min
Seal Team D.I.C.K.
The boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company, discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is super sex positive, and react to the infamous Cake Farts video. Hear the full episode + get instant access to 88 exclusive episodes in the Patreon back catalog, crazy merch offers, and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod


