

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
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Life’s A Beach sees Alan giving Judith Chalmers and Michael Palin a run for their money as he invites a famous guest each week to discuss their favourite places in the world. Bursting with anecdotes, laidback chat and laugh out loud travel tales - if this podcast was a suitcase you’d have to sit on it.“My Life’s A Beach podcast is the escapism we ALL need right now. I sat down and chatted with some of my famous friends about everything travel. From caravanning in Rhyl to private jetting to the Maldives, my guests spill the beans on their holiday horrors and dream destinations. Let’s face it: we might not have the sun on our faces, but after a listen to this you’ll definitely have a smile” – ALAN CARR
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Oct 3, 2025 • 38min
S9 EP38: Stacey Solomon & Joe Swash (Video Edition)
Alan welcomes the brilliant Stacey Solomon & Joe Swash to Life’s A Beach! 🌴
From family skiing trips gone wrong to a disastrous caravanning holiday in the Isle of Skye, Stacey and Joe share their funniest (and most chaotic) travel stories. They reminisce about their holiday romance, talk about why they love staycations, and reveal what it’s really like filming their hit show Stacey & Joe. Expect tales of stolen pedalos, Joe in a sarong, stinky suitcases, and even Alan’s Ibiza misadventure.
Plus, a sneak peek at the brand-new series of Stacey & Joe.
00:00 Intro
00:42 When Alan and Stacey last met and the piece of wood
02:25 Ben Shepard at This Morning
03:25 Stacey and Alan camped as kids, Joe’s dad was a taxi driver
04:30 Alan’s earliest memory
05:01 Joe loves Australia
05:26 Stacey and Joe love LA
06:30 Stacey and Joe taking the family skiing, getting stuck in Paris
07:10 Joe and Stacey taking the family disastrous caravanning in Isle of Skye in January
09:31 What it’s like filming their TV show Stacey & Joe
10:56 Joe & Stacey holiday romance
11:18 Joe on Falaraky Uncut
13:30 Alan in Ibiza with his blind friend
14:40 Stacey stole a pedalo
15:33 Joe meeting Rio Ferdinand in Abu Dhabi
17:00 Why Joe and Stacey do staycations
18:20 Stacey in Lake Como
19:36 Family holiday in Turkey
21:57 Do Stacey and Joe complain? Joe is like Alan!
23:17 Joe in a sarong, Stacey thinks it’s so wrong!
24:25 Joe’s stinky suitcase
25:32 Travel pet peeves - muszak, queuing and missing Whitney Houston
29:07 New series of Stacey & Joe what do expect, dog update, bees and gym
30:48 Starting our descent and the quick-fire round
#StaceySolomon #JoeSwash #LifesABeachPodcast #AlanCarr #FamilyTravel #TravelFails #Staycation #ComedyPodcast #HolidayStories #Caravanning
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Sep 28, 2025 • 41min
S9 EP38: Stacey Solomon & Joe Swash
Joining me this episode to discuss their travel and holiday stories is the brilliant Stacey Solomon and Joe Swash.
Enjoy!
Stacey & Joe is on BBC One, Tuesdays at 8pm, and iPlayer.
Please subscribe and review.
Thanks, Alan.
xx
‘Life’s A Beach’ everyone’s favourite travel podcast is here to give you all the vitamin D you need. More celebrity passengers unpack their travel suitcases dishing the dirt on their holiday high-jinks. Buckle up, sit back and enjoy the inflight entertainment!!
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Sep 26, 2025 • 38min
S9 EP37: Perrie Edwards (Video Edition)
Alan’s guest this week is Perrie Edwards - the Little Mix superstar stepping into her solo era with her debut album Perrie (out September 26).
Perrie shares her earliest holiday memories, decadent Dubai trips (with a slightly creepy face cake!), and why Portugal and Japan feel like home. She chats about her foodie loves (and hates - oysters and snails are out), filming music videos abroad, and pulls out her best Meryl Streep acting!Of course, there are laughs galore - from Perrie’s Paris school trip romance, to Alan and Perrie’s oysters ad.
⏰ Timestamps
00.00 Intro00.15 Perrie and Alan both have deaf dogs00:48 Alan lost Rita in the park02:49 Perrie’s new album and changing it06:35 Rita and the pig’s ear07:04 Perrie can’t smell07:31 Perrie travelling to make music videos08:24 Would Perrie like to act?09:47 Perrie is Meryl Streep. Supermarket ads10:30 Perrie’s earliest holiday memory and where did you go on holiday?10:45 Perrie’s holiday romance in Paris on a school trip12:50 Perrie loves Portugal and Japan Because that's where we've got our place. And it's like my 14:14 Alan and Perrie’s audition tape15:44 Perrie’s most decadent holiday - Dubai and the slightly creepy face cake18:00 Why Perrie can’t complain21:44 Portugal Alex golfs while Perries spas23:52 Seeing Ant in Portugal25:21 Alan filmed Last One Laughing in Elstree where they filmed Wicked26:56 Perrie is a foodie but doesn’t like snails27:36 Perrie doing the yes challenge in Vegas28:20 Perrie hates Oysters.28:55 Perrie and Alan’s oysters ad29:50 Where does Perrie want to be when she’s 100 year old. Here comes some more acting!31:27 Making our descent and the quick-fire round!#PerrieEdwards #LifesABeachPodcast #AlanCarr #PerrieAlbum #DubaiHoliday #Portugal #Japan #TravelStories #ComedyPodcast #HolidayFails #chattyman
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Sep 22, 2025 • 40min
S9 EP37: Perrie Edwards
Joining me this episode to discuss their travel and holiday stories is the brilliant singer - Perrie Edwards.
Enjoy!
Please subscribe and review.
Thanks, Alan.
xx
‘Life’s A Beach’ everyone’s favourite travel podcast is here to give you all the vitamin D you need. More celebrity passengers unpack their travel suitcases dishing the dirt on their holiday high-jinks. Buckle up, sit back and enjoy the inflight entertainment!!
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Sep 19, 2025 • 35min
S9 EP36: Kyla Cobbler (Video Edition)
This week Alan welcomes the hilarious Kyla Cobbler on board Alan Air!
From working in fashion in Milan to living (and loving) life in Barcelona, Kyla shares her wildest travel stories - including her hidden gem in Barcelona, and why South Africans make the best lovers. She also reveals why Paris isn’t overrated, what went wrong in Antwerp, and how she went from the best Irish bartender to touring with Michelle Wolf. Plus, Alan and Kyla bond over bidets, bar shifts, and travel bugbears before the quick-fire round brings it home. ✈️
Don’t miss this laugh-out-loud episode packed with travel chaos, holiday gossip, and Kyla’s unstoppable energy.
And don't forget to catch Kyla on tour! https://kylacobbler.com/
00.00 Intro
00:20 Kyla working in fashion in Milan
01:26 Kyla flew in from Barcelona to fly Alan Air
03:15 Turbulence and Will Smith
04:58 Kyla living in Barcelona, the Catalans and the tourists
06:58 Barcelona’s hidden gem
08:50 South Africans are the best lovers and Kyla’s engagement
12:43 Kyla and Alan have the same agent
14:21 How Kyla says bidet
15:46 Kyle touring with Michelle Wolf
17:15 How you actually say bidet
19:29 Why Kyla doesn’t think Paris is overrated
20:31 Why Kyla didn’t like touring in Antwerp
21:52 Alan shares a tour story
24:00 Travel bug bears
25:30 Kyla was the best Irish bartender
27:28 Alan’s bartending story
29:35 Making our descent and the quick-fire round
#KylaCobbler #LifesABeachPodcast #AlanCarr #ComedyPodcast #BartenderStories #TravelPodcast #BarcelonaLife #MilanFashion #MichelleWolf #StandUpComedy #comedypodcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 14, 2025 • 37min
S9 EP36: Kyla Cobbler
Joining me this episode to discuss their travel and holiday stories is the brilliant comedian - Kyla Cobbler.
Enjoy!
Please subscribe and review.
Thanks, Alan.
xx
‘Life’s A Beach’ everyone’s favourite travel podcast is here to give you all the vitamin D you need. More celebrity passengers unpack their travel suitcases dishing the dirt on their holiday high-jinks. Buckle up, sit back and enjoy the inflight entertainment!!
A 'Keep It Light Media' Production
Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: hello@keepitlightmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 12, 2025 • 35min
S9 EP35: Richard Armitage (Video Edition)
This week on Life’s A Beach, Alan Carr is joined by actor, writer and all-round talent Richard Armitage.
From his early holiday memories in Anglesey to skiing adventures, to living in New York, and even bumping into Lady Gaga on a flight, Richard shares some amazing travel tales from his acting career.
He opens up about writing his new book (and how his stories are getting optioned!), how filming The Hobbit made him fall in love with New Zealand, and we find out where he’d like to be at 100 years old.
Plus, Alan has some classic confessions of his own along the way…
⏰ Timestamps
00:00 Intro
00:15 Make up for dogs
00:50 Rich’s first holiday memories of Anglesey
01:56 Richard’s writing a new book and how writing started
03:07 His books getting optioned
03:30 The Cut: story and inspiration
05:05 How scary Weapons is
06:01 Why Richard loves skiing
08:24 Lionel Blair is Alan’s dad
09:10 Has Richard ever had a holiday romance?
10:14 Richard in Beijing and the Great Wall of China
13:02 Richard and the superstar on the flight (Lady Gaga)
16:18 Is Richard adventurous with food?
17:30 How filming The Hobbit made Richard fall in love with New Zealand and Alan’s New Zealand hidden gem
19:30 Richard’s New York hidden gem: Carnitos
21:03 Broadway stories
22:50 Richard wanted to ski down Mount Ruapehu as a dwarf
23:57 Does Richard complain?
25:19 Richard’s love of Berlin
26:15 Richard returning to the stage
27:00 Where does Richard want to be when he’s 100 years old?
28:20 Starting our descent – the quick fire quiz ✨
Don’t forget to like, subscribe and join Alan every week as he chats to celebrity guests about their dream holidays and travel stories.
#LifesABeach #AlanCarr #RichardArmitage #LadyGaga #HolidayPodcast #TravelStories #Skiing #Berlin #NewZealand #Broadway #FunnyPodcast
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Sep 7, 2025 • 37min
S9 EP35: Richard Armitage
Joining me this episode to discuss their travel and holiday stories is the brilliant actor - Richard Armitage.
Enjoy!
Please subscribe and review.
Thanks, Alan.
xx
‘Life’s A Beach’ everyone’s favourite travel podcast is here to give you all the vitamin D you need. More celebrity passengers unpack their travel suitcases dishing the dirt on their holiday high-jinks. Buckle up, sit back and enjoy the inflight entertainment!!
A 'Keep It Light Media' Production
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Sep 7, 2025 • 36min
S9 EP34: Iain Stirling (Video Edition)
This week, Alan is joined by comedian, writer and Love Island voiceover star Iain Stirling for a holiday chat that’s as wild as it is hilarious.
From ayahuasca and man-babies, to Mary Berry reindeer rides in Scotland, to hotel horrors with cockroaches and unwanted NYC surprises, no story is left untold. And don’t miss Iain chatting about his brand new Comedy Central show, Roast the Internet. ⏰
00:00 Intro
00:36 Alan watched Talk to Me and did the ouija board
03:34 Being sweaters
05:05 Iain’s brand new show on Comedy Central – Roast the Internet
08:15 Iain-vestigation and celebrity guests
09:57 Ayahuasca and man-babies
12:32 How the internet reacted to the bean soup for period pain recipe
13:06 Mary Berry talking about Alan on Radio 2
14:38 Alan and the RATS hotel
15:45 Iain and the cockroach
17:07 Iain and the man on the loo in the hotel
18:35 Alan and the unwanted porn in NYC
20:35 Iain gigging in New York
23:39 Iain went reindeer riding with Mary Berry in Scotland
27:18 Iain’s Scottish hidden gem
28:49 Making our descent – the quick fire round
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Sep 1, 2025 • 38min
S9 EP34: Iain Stirling
Joining me this episode to discuss their travel and holiday stories is the brilliant comedian and presenter - Iain Stirling.
Enjoy!
Please subscribe and review.
Thanks, Alan.
xx
‘Life’s A Beach’ everyone’s favourite travel podcast is here to give you all the vitamin D you need. More celebrity passengers unpack their travel suitcases dishing the dirt on their holiday high-jinks. Buckle up, sit back and enjoy the inflight entertainment!!
A 'Keep It Light Media' Production
Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: hello@keepitlightmedia.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices


