Tell Me Something Messy with Brandon Kyle Goodman
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Tell Me Something Messy is your unfiltered companion for relationships, adulting, and defeating shame! Each week, writer and comedian Brandon Kyle Goodman invites listeners (aka Messy Patrons) to leave perfectionism at the door and wade into the wonderfully unhinged world of dating, personal growth, and getting comfortable with disappointing your mom! (Seriously, it’s okay!) With candid guests and plenty of messy giggles, BKG spills the kind of piping hot tea that compassionately emboldens listeners to say the quiet things out loud and embrace their messiest truths!
Don’t be shy baby, tell us something messy!
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Don’t be shy baby, tell us something messy!
SomethingMessy.com
or email TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com
WATCH HERE!
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Feb 26, 2026 • 1h 19min
Closure Is a Scam: Dating Is Data, Not a Moral Failing w/ Sabrina Zohar
Sabrina Zohar, multi-faceted entrepreneur and dating coach, joins Brandon to share her story of finding love, along with some hard-hitting truths about dating. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comments and suggestions email TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com Video: youtube.com/brandonkgood Substack: brandonkylegoodman.substack.comWatch Tell Me Something Messy on YouTube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJyWqYQlC8AbKTb8uvbY6WgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 23, 2026 • 19min
MESSY BONUS: When You Need to Go On a Tangent
Sometimes it can't be helped! Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comments and suggestions email TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com Video: youtube.com/brandonkgood Substack: brandonkylegoodman.substack.comWatch Tell Me Something Messy on YouTube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJyWqYQlC8AbKTb8uvbY6WgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 19, 2026 • 1h 13min
Navigating the Grief of a Parent, Supporting a Grieving Friend, & What Six Years of Celibacy Taught Me w/ VINCINT
They recount a Madrid scare that turned into KFC and a story about meeting a mysterious traveler. They talk candidly about six years of voluntary celibacy and what it taught about desire and self-ownership. They share raw reactions to losing a parent and practical ways friends can show up. Quick rapid-fire answers and boundary advice add humor and heat.
Feb 16, 2026 • 14min
MESSY BONUS: The Musical Episode
Come sing along! Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comments and suggestions email TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com Video: youtube.com/brandonkgood Substack: brandonkylegoodman.substack.comWatch Tell Me Something Messy on YouTube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJyWqYQlC8AbKTb8uvbY6WgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 12, 2026 • 1h 15min
How to Deal With Jealousy in Open Relationships & Become A Better Partner w/ Scott Evans
Get ready for an unmatched episode when guest Scott Evans joins Brandon for a classic kiki, complete with hilarious messy stories and tons of listener questions. Plus, surprise musical ensembles from both Scott and Brandon. Welcome to church! Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comments and suggestions email TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com Video: youtube.com/brandonkgood Substack: brandonkylegoodman.substack.comWatch Tell Me Something Messy on YouTube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJyWqYQlC8AbKTb8uvbY6WgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 9, 2026 • 9min
MESSY BONUS: The Gosh Darn Apps
Solid dating advice from Alexis and Darby that didn't make it into the main episode. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comments and suggestions email TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com Video: youtube.com/brandonkgood Substack: brandonkylegoodman.substack.comWatch Tell Me Something Messy on YouTube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJyWqYQlC8AbKTb8uvbY6WgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 5, 2026 • 1h 13min
Dating After Gender Transition: Finding Love, Friendship, and Self-Worth with Alexis Bevels and Darby Lynn Cartwright
Hosts of the IMHO Podcast, Alexis Bevels and Darby Lynn Cartwright, cut up with Brandon in a hilarious and educational conversation. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comments and suggestions email TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com Video: youtube.com/brandonkgood Substack: brandonkylegoodman.substack.comWatch Tell Me Something Messy on YouTube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJyWqYQlC8AbKTb8uvbY6WgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 2, 2026 • 11min
MESSY BONUS: Trixie Cut Off A Man's Eyebrow
Beauty school stress officially causes long-term autoimmune dysfunction. Watch Tell Me Something Messy on YouTube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJyWqYQlC8AbKTb8uvbY6WgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 29, 2026 • 1h 12min
Makeup Counters, Hooking Up in Drag, and TikTok Snake Churches with Trixie Mattel
The one-and-only Trixie Mattel joins the show for an unmatchable kiki that covers every topic from loving yourself to snake churches. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comments and suggestions email TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com Video: youtube.com/brandonkgood Substack: brandonkylegoodman.substack.comWatch Tell Me Something Messy on YouTube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJyWqYQlC8AbKTb8uvbY6WgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 26, 2026 • 6min
MESSY BONUS: Brandon's Villain Arc
Brandon shares the beginning of their villain arc with guest Atsuko Okatsuka. Submit your anonymous messy stories and game ideas at SomethingMessy.com or call 669 696 3779 Comments and suggestions email TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com Video: youtube.com/brandonkgood Substack: brandonkylegoodman.substack.comWatch Tell Me Something Messy on YouTube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJyWqYQlC8AbKTb8uvbY6WgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
