Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Lions Led By Donkeys
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
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Episodes
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Jan 12, 2026 • 1h 14min
Episode 396 - The Kagera War: Part 2
A wild bar fight ignites a chaotic war, led by a madman nicknamed after a mental asylum. The discussion dives into Amin's brutal purges, shifting alliances, and corruption fueled by Soviet support. Tactical blunders abound as rebels fail spectacularly in their assault on Entebbe. The SRB wreaks terror with unforgiving tactics, and the economy collapses amid rampant smuggling. Tensions escalate at the border as the Ugandan incursion triggers regional conflict. All this madness sets the stage for further turmoil.

Jan 7, 2026 • 9min
*PREVIEW* Gary Brooks Faulkner and the One Man Mission to Hunt Osama Bin Laden
Dive into the wild tale of Gary Brooks Faulkner, who embarked on an outrageous mission to hunt down Osama Bin Laden. From comical hang-gliding mishaps to a multi-year obsession, the story reveals family support that turned dangerous. Discover how his reckless pursuits endangered locals while showcasing his unshakeable conviction driven by emotion. With surprising weapons and absurd comparisons, this darkly humorous narrative keeps you entertained while highlighting the surreal lengths some will go for their beliefs.

Jan 5, 2026 • 1h 14min
Episode 395 - The Kagera War: Part 1
Idi Amin's rise to power in Uganda is a tale of paranoia and violence. The hosts explore his brutal military career and the cultural influences shaping his rule. They delve into Amin’s early life and the controversial practices of his mother. Corruption and covert dealings with Israel add complexity to his leadership. As tensions with Tanzania mount, the podcast examines how Amin's ambition led to a disastrous invasion. A gripping narrative reveals the intricate dynamics of power, loyalty, and military history in Africa.

Dec 29, 2025 • 1h 24min
Episode 394 - Lord Byron: Part 2
Dive into the turbulent life of Lord Byron as he heads to Greece with grand ambitions and a theatrical wardrobe. Discover the dramatic reality faced by European volunteers amid the chaos of the Greek War of Independence. Hear accounts of shocking atrocities and the disillusionment that follows those who joined the fight. Explore how Byron's death became a rallying point for Philhellenism, and reflect on his complex legacy, both literary and personal. Enjoy amusing side anecdotes that illustrate the era's quirks.

Dec 22, 2025 • 1h 33min
Episode 393 - Lord Byron: Part 1
A lively dive into Lord Byron’s wild life, from Newstead Abbey misfortune to scandalous relationships and shocking personal habits. Travel tales across Europe and the East, university antics including the famous pet bear, and the poet’s turn toward philhellenism and the Greek struggle. The episode teases his dramatic departure to Greece and the myths behind the Byronic legend.

Dec 17, 2025 • 12min
*PREVIEW* The Battle of Checkpoint Pasta
The Italian military suffers its first combat casualties since WWII while engaged in a stupid, quixotic, and self-sabotaging "peacekeeping mission" in Somalia c. 1993. And the battle took place in an abandoned Barilla pasta factory. Yes.
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BIBLIOGRAPHY:
Biddle, Stephen "The Somali National Alliance in Somalia, 1992–94". Nonstate Warfare: The Military Methods of Guerillas, Warlords, and Militia
Tripodi, Paolo (2 August 1999). The Colonial Legacy in Somalia: Rome and Mogadishu: from Colonial Administration to Operation Restore Hope.
https://www.repubblica.it/esteri/2013/07/05/news/somalia_anniversario_battaglia_check-point_pasta-62413996/
https://brigatafolgore.net/en/2-july-1993-the-battle-of-the-check-point-pasta/
https://www.ilfaroonline.it/2018/07/02/2-luglio-1993-attacco-mogadiscio-ceckpoint-pasta/228435/
https://www.military.com/history/battle-of-checkpoint-pasta-italys-black-hawk-down-moment-somalia.html

Dec 15, 2025 • 1h 18min
Episode 392 - L'Escalade
Discover the dramatic 1602 siege of Geneva where citizens armed themselves in an unconventional way, famously using a cauldron of soup! Explore Calvin's influence on Geneva, from strict moral codes to economic growth. Dive into the tactics of the Duchy of Savoy and their ambitious plot to reclaim the city. The chaos of the night assault unfolds as defenders thwart an invasion, leading to a memorable celebration of this historic event, complete with annual commemorations and tales of bravery!

Dec 10, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* Lions Led By Robots 22: On Fluids
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Dec 8, 2025 • 1h 23min
Episode 391 - The US Navy's Flying Aircraft Carriers ft. Dr. Patrick Wyman
In this discussion, Dr. Patrick Wyman, a historian and podcast host known for Past Lives and Tides of History, dives into the intriguing world of the US Navy's attempt to create flying aircraft carriers. He shares the story of the ill-fated Akron and Macon airships, highlighting the challenges of airborne operations and fantastical design concepts. Listeners will learn about helium hazards and tragic outcomes, along with the cultural phenomenon of airships in the 1930s. Ultimately, Wyman explains why these colossal airships became a cautionary tale in military history.

Dec 3, 2025 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The Great Comanche Raid of 1840
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