Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Lions Led By Donkeys
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
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Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Episodes
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Feb 16, 2026 • 1h 22min
Episode 401 - The battle of Lake Peipus
A lively trip to the 13th century Northern Crusades that pits Alexander Nevsky against the Livonian/Teutonic forces on frozen Lake Peipus. They unpack medieval military composition, tactics of baiting and counterattack, and the chaotic pursuit across ice and bog. The hosts also probe contested myths like the lake breaking and the battle’s casualty claims.
Feb 11, 2026 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The Fall of Constantinople
A lively rundown of the 1453 sack of Constantinople and why it reshaped medieval power. They riff on Byzantine decline, the long fallout from the Fourth Crusade, and how crumbling walls met dwindling populations. Expect sharp historical banter, quirky absurdities like nominative determinism for fortresses, and playful takes on military misdirection.

Feb 9, 2026 • 1h 33min
Episode 400 - The Battles of Khalkhin Gol and the Nomohan Incident
A dramatic prelude to WWII set on the Mongolian steppe where Japan and the USSR clash over a barren border. They cover massive tank battles, Zhukov’s breakthrough plan, and brutal infantry and anti-armor tactics. Logistics, air power, and political restraint shape the fight. The conflict’s fallout alters Soviet–Japanese relations and echoes into 1945.

Feb 4, 2026 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The Air Raid on Bari
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Feb 2, 2026 • 1h 12min
Episode 399 - The Battle of Milvian Bridge
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Constantine has a vision (or not) and takes the Roman throne in an incredibly one-sided battle that may or may not end with a different Emperor being drowned in the river.
SOURCES:
Lactantius. On the Deaths of the Persecutors.
David Potter. Constantine: The Emperor.
Ross Cowan. Milvian Bridge AD 312: Constantine's battle for Empire and Faith.
Ludwig Heinrich Dyck. The Battle of Milvian Bridge: Battle for the Western Empire. Military Heritage. Feb. 2003. Volume 4, No. 4.
http://www.classichistory.net/archives/constantine-christianity
https://www.ccel.org/ccel/schaff/npnf201.iii.xv.ix.html
https://www.ccel.org/ccel/schaff/npnf201.iv.vi.i.xxviii.html
Jan 28, 2026 • 11min
*PREVIEW* History of Armenia: The First Republic: Part 2
The second part oin our series about the rise and fall of the first Republic of Armenia in 1918-1920.
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Jan 26, 2026 • 1h 27min
Episode 398 - The Kagera War: Part 4
A dramatic military series finale covering the Tanzanian advance, collapsed Ugandan defenses, and chaotic battles like Lukaya. Foreign interventions from Libya and the PLO create confusion and mismatched equipment on both sides. Retreats, traffic-jam collapses, and the capture of Entebbe lead to looting and political maneuvering. Long-term costs include economic strain, insurgency seeds, and shifting Ugandan leadership.

Jan 21, 2026 • 10min
*PREVIEW* The Ajax, The British Armored Vehicle That Hates You Ft. Rory Blank
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Jan 18, 2026 • 1h 23min
Episode 397 - The Kagera War: Part 3
The Ugandan military faces self-inflicted struggles while a mysterious contractor thwarts Tanzanian efforts. Exploring bizarre assassination plots and chaotic propaganda, the hosts dive into the murky waters of international intervention and local politics. Impressive battlefield tactics emerge alongside logistical nightmares, leading to unexpected breakthroughs and costly losses. As the tides turn in this convoluted conflict, the narrative unfolds with suspense and dark humor, highlighting the absurdities that war often brings.

Jan 14, 2026 • 10min
*PREVIEW* Lions Led By Robots 23: Going to Child Prison
The hosts dive into the intriguing world of Studio Gainax, discussing its decline and the alleged financial misconduct following the success of Evangelion. They analyze Shinji's moral dilemmas and the complex dynamics of pilot treatment. There's a fresh take on Tokyo-3 as a potentially artificial city, and a discussion on the growth of Rei's character and agency. Listeners can expect dense narrative layers in upcoming installments, along with thoughts on scarce merchandise and disappointing commentary. Buckle up for a deep dive into the mind-bending lore!


