

The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 6, 2021 • 1h 37min
TMS 2094: Ever Eat a Pine Tree?
Scrodenger's Seventeen Year Old. I don't like Weird Goat Cheeeeeeese! RIP Mario, Lets-a Go. I'm Impressed With The Size Of This Guy's Chimney! Do Microphones Have Arms Because I Like Really Wanted to Know? Hardened Leprechaun Turds. I had to pee in a Starbucks cup while a trucker watched me. Coconut Milk: Better than Unregulated Sewer Water. Late Stage Wrapping Paper Lung. How Are You Going To Get Up The Floo If You Don't Open Your Damper?!? Do not get Howie Mandel Wet! Two Piles of Guns, the Perfect Outdoor Furniture. Creamed Corn Soupy Chowder. By the Book Investigation with JRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 5, 2021 • 1h 43min
TMS 2093: The One Shatner Boinked
Get your second jab, then lick a toilet. Standard Ass Borg. Squeeze Out A Few Chits. I don't like NFTeeeeeeeees. Greg is off limits! Too many Shia Labeouf's. Virtual Bovine Lactation. Arbor Day Turkey! To Catch a Covid Variant. we named the cat Ripley. You Can OWN Utah Connection! Butt Cheeks 6 Inches Off the Ground with Bill. Filling Brian's Game Hole. Going Mile High with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 1, 2021 • 1h 1min
TMS 2092: A slightly bigger unit
ClarkGak - Yadda Yadda. The Bulge is for Members Only! Rick Steves Deez Nutz. Veet, Voot, Vert. InFreddy Business. Xrays are for Pupits. Doing things to Frank Oz with Gidget and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 31, 2021 • 1h 43min
TMS 2091: The Cha-Cha Posse
I don't like Kirkland Peeeeeeeee! Crowds Are Way Too Crowded For Me. One Steak, Nevermore. Social Network 2: Same Hoodie, Different Decade. Bed, Bath, Batman and Beyond. Is That Pee In That Kirkland Bottle? What Kind Of A Garbage-Monster Are You? Don't Let your Meat Snake Slide. Proud Proper Pedestrian Poop Picker Upper. Costco Raven... Vampire Hunter. Gwenny's Flaming V. Double the Tom pleasure, double the Tom fun. Recommentals With, and Without Nicole. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 30, 2021 • 1h 23min
TMS 2090: Kill Kenny then Kill Arnie
The Cunning Air Lingus. Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop PIE! Free Market EBay Grape Nuts. OK Beamer. You Can Neither Take Porgs, Nor Leave Porgs! Blade Runner is Happening Outside the Window. Broken Widgety-Witch. Grapenuts: Nature's Aquarium Gravel. Fred Zeppelin in Cooper Black. This Candle Smells Like Aer Lingus. An Effort of Lettuce. Pitbull? Nope, I'm out. Luke Skywalker crappin' in a corner. F Jury! And more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 29, 2021 • 1h 58min
TMS 2089: GUI Pants
Have you considered having sex on a different day of the year? I don't like NFTeeeeeeeeees! Lost all my F's to give after High School. Gallbladder and Penis. Nipple Flavoured Creamers. XLM DATA IS BIG, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! IT'S NOT SMALL! NO! NO! NO! Falcon and the Fat Man. Jake and the Winter Soldier. 24 Hr Boner. Partially Refloated. The Phantom Mullet Exists Forever. Cap's Sidepiece. $30 for 30mins with Black Widdow. Drinking the Tron Water. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 25, 2021 • 1h 54min
TMS 2088: Smells Like a Big Dumb Dog
Dick Dock. Alien, not AlienSZZSZZs. All those stars are probably dead. The Italian Hair and the Whatnot. Goatsee Black Hole with Bobby. Actual Science Words with Bobby Frankenberger. I Like to Comfort EAT! A Diagram of Teeth, Crotch and Eyeball. Full Pewpit Status. At Least We're Safe for the Next 7 Minutes. Mom's Spaghetification on Your Sweater. Losing Wendi to Microwaves. it smells like Fritos in here and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 24, 2021 • 1h 59min
TMS 2087: Thankless Water Heater
You'll have NO toilets, NO power, and NO Lt. Yar! I don't like yard Peeeeeeeeee. No Show Yesterday. Oh No I Flushed! KIM!!! Sediment toooobs. One Two Three Fourteen. Giant Preying Mantis-Type Unit. If it's brown, leave town. Mecha Eminem. I Like The Irish, With Their Potatoes And Their Blight! You'll Need a Worm Card Voucher. Vote For Pedro Across the Street. Don't sniff the pipe glue, kids. Godzilla vs Stan. Tom's Tech Time! Nicole Stops Being Polite And Starts Getting Real and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 22, 2021 • 1h 38min
TMS 2086: Half Vaxxedn
COVID Shut Down Dicks. Is this the line for the vaccine or In-N-Out? My Sediments Exactly. Moderna Tastes Like Dolly Parton. Get a Proper Meat. Your Banana Split Construction Technique is WITHOUT HONOR! Who Punched What's-His-Name on 2020? No, the other Cheech. Three Stooges Pie. I'm Manually Turned On! Do You Want the Chicken Line or the Beef Line? Herdin' the Sheps. In Today's Game, You Both Get a BM. Bed Bath and Whatever. Making Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 19, 2021 • 1h 2min
TMSPM for 3-19-2021: Vaccinated, Lubricated, and Inebriated
All The Beans Are At The End Of The Shaft. First Shot Or Second Shot? Pfizer! Your first TMS PM is Free. How Do I Know It's Not Cat Pee? Stop Right Now, We Owe You Money! Give Us A Mouthful Of Your Orange Chicken. Wait, is the shot supposed to come with a shoulder rub? Kim left out in the car with the windows cracked. Use the Password Luke, it's Luke1234. Funky Cold Moderna. The Chat Doesn't Care about your HOA. May cause coughing. You can't shake a burrito! Grandpa Badpassword. Smelly druggist friend, Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


