The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
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Apr 26, 2021 • 1h 50min

TMS 2103: Don't forget to hate and ignore

Dunaway's Squishy Balls. I don't like the letter zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm Old, I'm Dumb, Get Used To It. 24 ACROSS: BITCH MOTHER. Take Your Wife... or Somebody You Like. Editing Killed the Video Star. Stay Dehydrated, A-Hole. Hey it's Mr Die hard! Bill, Why Aren't You Stephen? Ron Chihuahua was my wrestling name in college. Scripted Butt Moment. Ascend to S-League, Turd Monkey! I need some protein. We can't fix it in post, there is no post. Making things with Stephen. Major Spoilers with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 22, 2021 • 1h 57min

TMS 2102: Katherine Heprin

Jesus Fried Chicken. There's no crying in video games! Whore Horror. Turns Out a Lot of Things Rhyme with House. We're All Grumpy! I call my underwear Live Action Shorts. NeoprEEN with a nice SHEEEEEN. JFC in the BMW. Pain! Tree! Butter! Full Frontal Frances. Dealing with Ding Dongs. Tall Glass of Marge. Your fish tank has too much Pee in the Ph. Short For Pronto? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 21, 2021 • 1h 59min

TMS 2101: Le Steak D'Shack

Red on head light. Puhfeeling Puhfine after Puhfizer. Pig Anuses You Love, From People You Trust. Feel Like a Man Now? You can't return your food and eat it too. Weird, Boogery Part of the Egg. Karma is gonna slap that cap off. How About Lego Popeye? Maybe Lego Popeye? Lego Popeye? LEGO IS WITHOUT HONOR! Noodle Doinks and Hand-Rolled Joints. There is no I in WeWork. Sanding Wood is my TikTok Dance move. It is a Blanket Ladder, for Quilts. Making Two Cents with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Thx to BlueChew today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 19, 2021 • 1h 52min

TMS 2100: Glorious Geography Of Teeth

Nose To Butt Lane. Burger Goes In, Burger Goes Out. Entry Level Beef Burrito. All the Elk Ladies, All the Elk Ladies. Sex, Lights, and Monkey Bars. And I Am Theodore Wolverine" Logan. Wrestling Fat Kids On Tramps! Del Tatos. A situational situation. Taylor Monkey-Joy. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hangover. Guess the Canadian! Breaking Poptart News! Efficiency Like Ze Germans. Beef Marines. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 15, 2021 • 1h 48min

TMS 2099: Sack Snyder

Q-Ant-non. Booby Franks & Boogers Talks About Wooden Satellites. Chrysler the Redeemer, Transform and Roll OUT! My Echo was misbehaving, so I punched her. Podcasting is just microphone collecting for people who like to talk. Beans! Beans! Millions Of Beans!! Jesus Saves With Coupons, You Can Too! Wesupplywood. Hairy Chasm of Pete Townsend's Armpit. Leave the Chat and Ascend to a Higher Plane. Punch your echo. Utah Inflection. Roy Orbison Becomes Catwoman. Tumor of Passive Aggressiveness with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 14, 2021 • 2h 1min

TMS 2098: Down The Q-Hole

Reboot, Remake, Revive, Repeat. Its called Prooping. Rules are for Old People. Star Trek: Upper Decker. Non-Fungible Wooden Ball. You Cant Do That On Recommentals with Nicole! Rough Hands Kim. I Don't Like The Things You See In A SciFi Moviiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee! You're Not Keeping Up With The 'Saved By The Bell' News?? You've Got The Phillip K Dick In Ya! Loving the Keenan. Forgetting the Kel. I LOVE THE SPICE NUTS! My mangoes taste like hairspray. VR Office Report with Tom. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 13, 2021 • 1h 26min

TMS 2097: That Indian Restaurant is a Naan starter

Coffee Porn Music. How Will I Ever Learn How Babby Is Formed? A Glory Hole Silo. I like to cup testeeeeees. Pretty ballsy grabbing the tiger like that. Always Castrate your Children's Toys. Why do the holes match up with the eyes. Corn Nut Pioneers. Frogpants Doodle-a-day. What's Third Eagle up to these days. You know he's got talent. Dude, where's my ambulance? Buckets of Apocalyptic food. Milking this Phoenix for all it's worth. How is Jamie's Sausage Made and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 12, 2021 • 1h 48min

TMS 2096: Joaquin Phreezer

Are These Tacos Racist? Sorry we took your land. Here, have a taco. Chicken Legs & Ostrich Nuts. No Way Your Name is Kevin. Eff You, I Shan't Say Flamingo. Grumpy Old Tumors. It scared you because it vibrated. The Symptoms. I don't like Speakeeeezee Beeeez. This show is full of idioms, but not spelled the same. How do you play Strip Go Fish? That's right he didn't have a unit. Freeloading Freefeeders. Making Deals With Bill. Hail Hydration with Stephen. Naan doesn't bend and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 9, 2021 • 55min

TMS PM for 4-9-2021: Emergency Hole

We Violate a Hippo. Cool Shorts And Jelly Bums. A Tom Hardy Man. Four Clover Leaks. Diamond in your ass with some coal. Senfield Snyder Cut. Poopy Router. Violate my own HIPAA. The less we know with Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 7, 2021 • 1h 47min

TMS 2095: Chipless Trucks

Borka Borka, Derka Derka, Flerka Flerka. Warning: Contains Le Beouf Weiner. Just The Tiny Tip Of Mando's 'Blaster'! Like A Sturgeon. We Beat The Boner Zone! Do you like sucking balls through a straw? Jeff, your son is skipping class. Mon Ez, a Favorite Kryptonian Condiment. Warm Bottle Of Pee > Chewed Up Funko Pop. Moist and Sticky. Don't Ruin the Dog Poo Stations. Inadvertently A Whore. Who's Fat? I'm Fat? Mild to Hitler's Butthole. Wipe Side to Side. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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