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Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mar 31, 2022 • 1h 33min
TMS 2270: Wong Ratzenberger
Seven boys, one Johnson. Let's test the major phases. It's large format ping pong. The cute side of a turd! Yogo Pants and Mini Vans as far as the eye can see. I got this shriveled up orange I'd like to talk about. It's like short ranged tennis. Driving in the hunk-about. One up your Swetch! Don't need your validation, I don't need your thought control. Audio Books not brought to you by Audible with Amy. Mayor of Theratown with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 30, 2022 • 1h 57min
TMS 2269: Noodle Duty
Winner Winner Panda Dinner! Alicia Squad-car. Brian's Nude Hole Tasting. Beef Slivers and Fish Cheeks. You're A Camel Nerd!! Is it too early for a Hawaiian Punch? I NEVER forget a wiener. Briefcase Dude! With The Power To Eat ALL THE NOODLES! Peacocks are Zoo Pigeons. Zebras: Light and Dark meat? It's Always Sunny in Attack Quest. Pale and Slimy. Didn't like it. Crystal Stripper Dinos. You're Like a Walkin' Phonics Guy. Trusting The Plan with Tom. Reccomentals With A Significantly Less Caffeinated RandyDeluxe and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 29, 2022 • 1h 34min
TMS 2268: Edible Luster Dust!
Sandy Clams are problematic. Straggly Armpit Hair. Nothing better than dipping your Fry into a Frosty. THIS IS MY BAG! Have Your Way with My Mansion. The McDLT of Back Packs. We don't talk about Lithgow. Subjective Sandwiches. A Thermos Tat! Crude Tools with Bill. Getting along with the upper atmosphere with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 28, 2022 • 1h 20min
TMS 2267: Kenneth Grandmagh
Chris Rock Tells a Joke but Will Smith Delivers the Punchline. Animated Boobs and Ween Should Win. I keep my Vibe award next to my bed. The Hills Have Eyes of Tammy Faye. Open Hand Paper beats Rock. Not A Pinball thing. THE pinball thing. I would be honored to get a Gknee and Cleo Award. Branagh Branagh, Doo do do... do do. Take out the Weird Al chunk. Jared Spackhoochie. Beware the last vestiges of March. North of JK Simmons. Famous Amos. the goofs are happening in a more recent way. Identical Sexy Boys with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 24, 2022 • 1h 40min
TMS 2266: There's No Place Like Gnome
Bed, Bath, and Beyond Beef. We Don't Talk About The Return Of Bruno. No. No. No. Dutch Ovening My Poor Wife. That Was A Dumb Thing To Do! That's not how you turn off a monitor. Bar. Floor. Teeth. All The Jimmies. You ever lose your teeshh. He's Rubbin' Those Shoes! Adam is basically a Mark. Jambalya Dreamin'. Rosanneville... Like Rosanne... the show... get it? Floor Teeth Back in the Mouth. To Say Nothing of Read This with Amy. The Effervescent Wisdom of Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 23, 2022 • 2h
TMS 2265: It's a Go for Goo!
From Nicole's Throne I Stab At Thee. 1, 2,3,4...NINE. My Girl Looks Poor. double sandwich of lame. IT'S THE FINAL PROOF OF CONCEPT! Go Bite a Toad. Dracula Frontwise Is Dracula. Processed Cheese & Pants! Thank You, Refrigerator. Nobody wants a Whorenado. A Vat Full of Resin Makes the Print Go Smooth. David Bowie Did COVID, Prove It You Can't! Inventing Accents. Slate Gray Hat hackers with Tom. Recycling Recommentals, with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 22, 2022 • 1h 38min
TMS 2264: Bruce Willis Needs to Fart
Omicron B, for bitch. His Unbreakable Career Has Died Hard. Karaoke Fight Club? I'm in! Snitching on Russian oligarchs, too much hassle. Hobo Diahareer! I am become Ripley, destroyer of toys. That'll Be My Half-Ear Night! Poop or Grandma's Toes. Sorry Vader your color is lame. What Kind of a Hobo Deal? AT LEAST 14% Cat Hair! Virus don't come to Vegas. Within Throwing Distance of a $5 Bally's Chip. THERE ARE LED LIGHTS!!! with Bill. Vibrating, rock-hard pillars with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 21, 2022 • 1h 24min
TMS 2263: It's Not A Tuber!
That's no potato moon, it's a space cucumber. Erotic Thriller Lyft. Brian Dunaway: Mint In Box. Guano Beef Bowl. All Caps GAK. Fling Kong. Evil Pope Chimney. Union Drax Attire. Assistant to the Regional Scout Master. Consenting Microphones in Public. Things just got real....Loud. Beelzeebub has a Drunk Girl put aside for me. For meeeee.Get out of my car Jennifer Coolidge. Angry, Triggered, Unhinged - YET ATTRACTIVE. How many in a slew. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 17, 2022 • 2h 1min
TMS 2262: Down Goes the Boogery One
I like my Cabbage Al Dente. How's that vagina treating you? Just get a tube and rub it the old fashioned way. Branch Davidian. You Know from The Office. I Drink Your Oyster Snot! Leftover Blue Light Special Smell. Flummoxed by the Olde Ways. First Find a Child. All the Books of Face. Weird Space Between Cooked and Mushy. Winders or Swetch. Mellow Neighbor Dave. The Parable of the Ball of Yarn. Vowell Assassination with Amy. Looking Up Fern's Nipple with Wendi, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 16, 2022 • 1h 57min
TMS 2261: Rank Fish
Ground-Up Fish Bricks. Team DunaWalkman. It's Ugly and deserves to be Eaten. Deeper Into the Lotion Hole. Literal Nose candy. Drillbit Johnson. Can make a Peen out of anything. Kevin Pollock Fish Mist. The Elway or the Highway. I do not like Walgreens screeeeenss. The Giants are Dying off. Dunwalkman. Condoms, Flu Shots, and Back Massagers. Yummy Lee. Reading Tech Tealeaves With Tom. Such a supple wrist with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


