The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
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Apr 18, 2022 • 1h 39min

TMS 2278: I am Defeato

Wipe off your Moist Points. You hide them in thee Pussy(willows). Make a room for a little Hashhouse in your soul. Sir Grapefellow, Lord of Marshmallows. Consolidate Your Ramkins! I Shakshuka the Sheriff. My Milksnake brings all the boys to they yard. I'm an aphid, can you milk me? Precariously Close To A Turd. Bus Boys love a nice stack. Over Hard For Four Hours. Five dollar bill hunting. Regional assistant bracket manager (for Monkeybananas). Got the Smedley in his Snidely. Email Roulette and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 15, 2022 • 1h 10min

TMS PM for 4-15-2022: That New Dentist Smell

She knows my sensitive area. Scott hurts a small Mexican man. Be a do-gooder after Vegas. Canadian N word. Lower Back Mumble Bumble. Never Take a Job from a guy named Blow. Don't throw away a perfectly good bone! I sleep on your pinball machine. The New 2022 Chevy Combinara! puddle of refried beans. Mario does some weird shit. App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 13, 2022 • 1h 44min

TMS 2277: A Murder of Photographers

Fresh Bag of Mitsuba's in Vegas. X-Chicken: Eat Here, You Mutie! Ze Germans Don't Sell Cheetooooooooos. The Craiggiest Craig to Have Ever Craiged. Authors Should Just Shut Up and Type. Two Weeks, Stage Three. Dazzler was having a moment. Human Equivalent Of Pop Up Video. The Meta Cut is the Deepest with Tom. It's Your Farts, Marty! Not Enough Moisture this year. Take our Sweet Sweet Water. Brian Dunaway Feud Monkey. Jurassic Parks and Recreation. Marinaded Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 12, 2022 • 1h 21min

TMS 2276: Chips and Nips

Pull Her Boobs Out of the Soup. Have You Ever Seen Paper Underwear?!? Even For The 80s, That's A Really Huge Bush. Live, Die, Rinse, Repeat. I Don't Like Naked Sushiiiiiiiii! He's Not Overweight! He's Undertall! Banana Robot? I Don't See the Appeal. Grand Admiral Charlize Thrawn. The more jewelry you wear, they more naked you are. New Colon Smell. Warmly Rejected by Playboy. Banana Success Rate. Carte Blanche to Fart Like the Wind. Everywhere in Colorado is the High Country. 70 Cards gets you a movie. Your emails and calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 11, 2022 • 1h 29min

TMS 2275: Beef Lube

Assault with a Deadly Bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked Locked and Ready To Rock. Trader Joe's Horth Paith. Don't Pee on your Knees! Exit Vomit Is Your Vomit. Chafing my moist meat. This Whopper Doesn't Whop. Daily Recommended Bowl of Garbage. Korken?!? I Hardly Know Them! Everywhere all the time up the thing. Soaking in Beef Water. Appropriate Sucking. Bucky's Cheek-Lifters. Small Communities and Small Minds with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 7, 2022 • 1h 44min

TMS 2274: Turn your key, sir!

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Apr 6, 2022 • 1h 40min

TMS 2273: HelloKittyPEZ?

Fiddly Diddly In The Corner. What's in the Witchers pocket? Arrow through the Axe hole. Combo Meal of Kindness. He's A TWO-HIT Wonder! Get the F Out of My Seats! The Yakuza with the Dragon Tattoo. On Southwest Nads Fly Free. No Stinky Russell Brandiness! Yakuza hitman makes appointment. Don't Trust Any Of Those Names. Joining the Mile High Club Solo. Achey Breakies Lead to Mileys. Don't Be Eyesist! Tramp 64 had the best tramps. Randy Hates on Zevon and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 5, 2022 • 1h 15min

TMS 2272: Oh Shire

The faucet is beside itself. I'd Like a Sink Combo with Fries. Too Early for a Fish Sandwich Combo? Let's fix the ship's faucet. Ask your doctor if Ivermectin is right for you. Why Don't You Just TELL Me What The Parasite People Are Saying! Accidental Tayzon Day. Deposit Your Pikachus. Oooops I dropped a nut. My Motto Is Eff Me! No Drinking Unless It's At Work! You can make BRICKS!! Meaty Sauce. They Announced Alan Tunic? Just Throw Dynamite at it with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 4, 2022 • 1h 31min

TMS 2271: Beets Are Made Of Farts

It Wasn't The Bus, It Was Me. One Jones away from Darth Vader. The Tadpuds. Spider-Man ReParkered. Playing Jenga with Poo bags. Don't mess with the Hippo Cartels. The Secret of Dumbledoor's Fantastic Beastly Weiner. Y'ever Seen Paper, Shiny and Chrome? Come on, Bono, get your facts straight! We Called The Kirk Tiberius. I prefer robot goats. Throwing toast at Morbius. That's Just What You Gotta Pay for Bike Pants These Days. I Shoulda Stopped Doin Transformahs with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mar 31, 2022 • 1h 33min

TMS 2270: Wong Ratzenberger

Seven boys, one Johnson. Let's test the major phases. It's large format ping pong. The cute side of a turd! Yogo Pants and Mini Vans as far as the eye can see. I got this shriveled up orange I'd like to talk about. It's like short ranged tennis. Driving in the hunk-about. One up your Swetch! Don't need your validation, I don't need your thought control. Audio Books not brought to you by Audible with Amy. Mayor of Theratown with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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