The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
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Jun 5, 2023 • 1h 22min

TMS 2473: The Hole Healed

I Underestimate the Tadpool. Birds are Drones, Prove It You Can't! Is Oxygen a gas cuz like I really wanted to know? You get NO Scatcat, No Sledgehammer, & No Lieutenant Yaaaar! It didn't feel long, it felt right. 98 year old man dies... HARD CORE!!! Did You Know Diablo Came Out? A tentacle for every finger. Don't google it. Or count the bumps. Turns out Canadian robbers are still Canadian. Bold-Faced Typographical Lies. Barbie name is what? Showering with the guys. A Good Hippie Moment. Into, Across, and Beyond the Spiderverse with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 1, 2023 • 1h 47min

TMS 2472: Squandered Opportunity

RK - Really Yellow. Why are Men? 46 year old chubby women, covered in mud are my thing. The Sniff Of Weights. Jorts are a little suspect. Age/Sex/Legs. I think Brian might like Spiderman. I'm pushing it in! Full Jackass Moment. Bluetubey. Change into Your Grubbies, We're Doin' Sandbags! Did I Ever Tell You About the Time I Was a Chef and a Butcher? Frogpiss! Throw Pottery & People Out of Your Chatroom With Amy. Cheating Cancer with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 31, 2023 • 1h 44min

TMS 2471: Hardy Farties

Shit, It's Poop Francis. It's a-me Pushing the Pills! America's Got Stuff in Their Fridge. A Bidet for Biden. Bitch-ass men rate pain. Both Taken and Left Plums. Quarter Sucker. No Sunshine, No Paper, and No Lieutenant Yar! Are You Groot. Comparing grapes to watermelons. Blood on my Sneakers. You won't believe what you can do with a bathroom tissue roll. Snopes, Dawg. Bump the Crabs in the Tunnels. Transform The Game Experience with Tom. So You Think You Can Walk in a Straight Line with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 30, 2023 • 2h

TMS 2470: Permanent Nubbins

Your mom is Batman. Vegan Clare, Bacon Zoe. We've gone full Nick Cage! How Old is Six? Skewompus Laces. When is Van Going Home? Blind on Purpose for 15 Minutes. Up Someone's G-String. Akwabirdfina. Legless Mona Lisa in a Hellscape. Are There 15 Spiders On The Floor? He's Got Sonar Crap. Katniss and Link 4ever. Sniffing Wood with Bill. Creamy Bananas with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 25, 2023 • 2h 8min

TMS 2469: N is for Mountain

Highly Trained Medical Leeches. Happy True Star Wars Day. All my fancy friends are coming over tonight! Let The Turds Fly. Gay Mini Fridge. I changed blood with my dad, what did you do this weekend? Alternashug. Covered in Leprechaun Shit. Tina Ran Bartertown. Deep Fake Fried Paula Deen. A Metal Lathe is Like a Wood Lathe but for Metal. National is fine. League is fine. No more Zingers, ya fatty! I Take Care of the Two, My Name is MAX. I'm looking at the Manatee in the mirror with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 24, 2023 • 1h 56min

TMS 2468: Intentional International

Brian knows ALL the Bangles. Luis Gooseman. The Long Weiner Goodnight! Marriage is geeky, right? Phil Wasn't Very Lucky. Ren Faire Type Deal. The All New Hyundai Rogue and Vagabond. The Silver Filling Conspiracy. A.I. D.D.S. I Think I Caught a Marathon Bomber. Thank You YOUTH, for your candy and bad choices! Dr. Dre isn't a real Doctor. Oil Disposal Is Not a Geeky Hobby. Order Word Difficult Is. Extracting Your Knowledge with Tom. Momotional Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 23, 2023 • 1h 34min

TMS 2467: Patella Pasta

I don't like spaghetti bolog-kneeeeeees. Other than the wiener one, I am factory fresh. Patience Rawbone was My Quaker Stripper Name. Rearrangeable & Mountable. You Want the Tooth? You Can't Handle the Tooth! Take a left turn at Green Boots. Doctor Showbotnik. Have Your Experienced Cuppage? Knee Tastes Like Chicken. This is not the Mountain I wish to die on. I'd Watch Rufus Change His Clothes. Usually you are Pushed. Jane Quit Quit. Bill Can Build it But He Ninten-Won't. Diapers and Concrete with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 22, 2023 • 1h 25min

TMS 2466: Pizza is Public Food

Flame Canada. I Don't Like Beeeeeeeer (in Tina Voice). The Right Way To Go To High School. Extra Virgin Coffee. AI AI O. Lady Mix Tapes, For Ladies. I Neither Left with Pepsi but took with Pizza. Netless and Nutless. IT'S TOO EARLY FOR A FISH SANDWICH EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!! Concertville. Ready for the White Man's Overbite. You say Playlist, I say Mix Tape. The Hamburgler Has Moved Onto Pizza. Butt Spooning. The Furs are still Psychadelic. AppSlappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 18, 2023 • 1h 39min

TMS 2465: Hard Lyfting

This Is All The Begas You're Getting. I Could Fight a Moth for Hours. You're probably right but still Eff off. They paved Paradise and put up a Vegas sign. We stopped for pee and pretzels. No music in your car for 10 hours is a murder scene. The Flamingo is Staying. Elongated Muskrat. Vegas Parental Freedom. No Whacking Doodles in Brian's Lyft. Blame Chuck & Marc. I don't like Beeeeeeees (in the Pool). Eff the Dritish with Amy. I'm back from the Vegas bazaar. You don't know how lucky you are, boy. A Road Trip with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 11, 2023 • 1h 55min

TMS 2464: Hairy Lady Knuckles

California Is More Because It's Long. Scheduled Temporary Podcast Uncoupling. Utah is getting a lot of action. We're gonna squirt ya some new music. The Neighboring Zones are Brown. Version 2 raised the bar... literally. I love your Zune, It's so girthy. Well that's the Wookiee Calling the Hobbit Hairy! Why is there Christmas music? Dunaway's boobie holder. I tried studying chloroform but it just kept putting me to sleep. Dorks from Wisconsin and Their Bubblers. My fingers get weird. Pot-throwing book tests with Amy. Choking on Trampolines with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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