The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
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Jun 22, 2023 • 1h

TMS 2483: Practical & Not Janky

Let the resin hit the floor. Don't Cyclobenzoprine and print. Come down period. Taste the Duke. There's a little trunk in the front. Brian bikes uphill both ways in the hail! Bird Triage. The Axis of Pain & Time! Florien Gadsby: Destined for Pottery. Cheecharon an Chongaron. Poorly Drawn Elephant. I've got to ride my Bicycle, I've got to ride my Bike. Bigger Than a Sparrow, Smaller Than a Wren. Have you heard the word about the bird? Arrogant Cephalopods with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 21, 2023 • 1h 43min

TMS 2482: Gross Point Scott Blank

Can't Explain The Balls. The Morning Sneeze. I'm not THAT grossed out by man wieners! Bread Bag Karen. YOU have a nipple problem. Show me a wrinkly elbow! The Ocean is CANCELLED!!! Doesn't Know A D20 From A Gelatinous Cube. Let's Go Down The Breath Aisle. Got any more of that Canadian Smoke? Message in a forum. Cat Ass Trophy. Nose Whistle. Everybody Wants to Sell You Something with Tom. Giving each other the willies with Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 20, 2023 • 1h 42min

TMS 2481: The Nitty & The Gritty

Hell Is A Deli With No Cornish Beef. You get NO Penn, NO Teller and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Flat Hats and Jorts. I'm Jewish so we don't have a hell. A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply. Kush, Moose, and Avocado Boy. A Whale of an Asteroid: 84 Orcas Big! Every Woman Is Tina. Homo-opathy is so gay. It's 10PM. Get a Whopper in ya! We All Didn't Die Yesterday. What is this pizza on a giant wooden plate thing? Dad Hats Aren't Flat and Stupid. The rebels have a base on Willdoran, with Bill Doran. Rubbing your face on trees with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.TMS 2481 discusses various topics including Diablo 4, junk food choices, Vegas experiences, Final Fantasy 16, a massive asteroid passing Earth, a woman found alive in a coffin, a pork rind recall, a gas station robbery setup, and listener messages. The show also features songs, Bill's projects, science with Bobby, and ends with Patreon benefits and a show title. Find the livestream link at frogpants.tv and more details in the provided URLs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 15, 2023 • 1h 43min

TMS 2480: Oops, All Barbs

mmmmmmmmmmmm... Forced Sausage. Riboflavin Calcium Vitamin C. The sound of dicedtomato - meh. Hallmark Replacement Therapy. I'm ready to talk about balls. Across the Spoiler-verse. Rusty dog nails, you get all the shots.Clare-ification. Flip Flop it Forward. Mad Miles: Spider Road. All Barbie All The Time. Florida Feline. What the Frick am I Watching. Letting your sponge fly across the room with Amy. Poorenting with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 14, 2023 • 1h 38min

TMS 2479: Cuke Umbers

Now there's a Ldy Finger! Ey, I'm Italian Fuggedabboudit. Pickled Grandpa Peeing in the Fridge. Immature Content Warning. Sipowitz's Butt. The New Phase Of Dumb. Fireworks killed the dinosaurs. Roguelike Burger. I loved David Koresh in CSI Miami. I'll be in my bunk. Everyday I'm Pickling. I don't like sneeeeeeeeeaking. Kim's Chi. Reddit and Weep with Tom. 53 Million reasons to watch Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 13, 2023 • 1h 24min

TMS 2478: ChurchGPT

Have You Ever Lifted An Owl's Skirt? Pee Soaked Nightmares. Owl iTubes. Walking bag of organs. I’m here to be tasted. Sushi Train-Boat. Bob and Bill and MORE, on the morning stream! (PS: Show cut a little short today due to ISP bork.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 12, 2023 • 1h 23min

TMS 2477: Heaving Dragon

Moist from the juice. One Tall Bald Man. Nuts to Butts! Generative Barb Fill. Woke Texan Yoga Elephants! Poisonous Frog Pants. Big Dick's M'Nards. Excalibur. Cos I don't care. You get NO Projects, NO Kickstarters, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Extra Nobody. I think she hates the French. Just Like a Saturday Night Dinner at Ibbott's Air BnB. Downward Facing Pachyderm. Splitting the Donut. My Little Transformah with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 8, 2023 • 54min

TMS 2476: Fred Raggle

Multi-Generational Uncle Ibbott. No Wizard Sword Games. Brian's got a Ticket to Ride but his aunt don't care. $16K for Gay Dot Gay. President's Death Day. This Is Still Stunningly Stupid. Collecting Domains like they're Pokemon! Hey, is it uhh too early to get a ration of rum, please? Dust in Old People's Brownies. Tricentennial - We'll Be Dead. Discouraging Seatbelts. The Point is to Win Some Shit. Jefferson's Junk. John Adams' Parasite. Corduroy and Denim with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 7, 2023 • 2h 7min

TMS 2475: Insto TikTok

Americans are the worst, just ask a Canadian. If it's Candy Crush, I'll SHIT myself. Tears of the Breath of the Wild of the Kingdom. Just Lucid Enough. Silly Rabbit, Pokemon's for kids. You got No 3G, No App Store and No Lieutenant Yar. I'm In The Wrong Province, But You're In The Wrong Country! Let's Have More Dummies in Box Hats. Here Comes High Pants McGillicuddy. Do Cats have Backbones 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. 7 Second naked fan photos. Look me up on Friendstagram. A Force of Lukes. Pulling Jeri Ryan Outta Your Butt. I'M WATCHING PORN with Tom. I got this hat from Recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 6, 2023 • 1h 40min

TMS 2474: Rancid Butter and Smelly Cheese

Disregard Previous Shit. Vice President Mayonnaise. Hold my iBeer. He Flossed His Mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonphase Unit Zappa. I Don't Like Sugar and Beaaaaaaaaaaans. The Mac makes it Scottish. Happy Anniversary! Here's a sandwich. Lock 'em Up and Shut the Colgate. I'd like a hot dog please. Is Coke OK? Fartgas Bertum. Bulletproof Monk Coffee. Making Things Across the Spiderverse with Bill. Down the Toilet Hole with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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