

Dear Hank & John
Complexly
Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).
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Mar 25, 2026 • 41min
445: Bring Me My Favorites
They debate whether bigger populations mean more progress and trace the odd origin of chickenpox. Practical medical and travel questions around knee replacements get tackled. They imagine how a medieval peasant would react to a modern energy drink. Deep-sea survival and why creatures fail under extreme pressure are explained. Travel tips for Amsterdam and a soggy soccer pitch mystery round out the chat.

Mar 18, 2026 • 39min
444: Hank Brown
They unpack why humans are not optically transparent and what light reveals about our bodies. They imagine whether life on a moon could realize it orbits a planet. They speculate about prehistoric dreams and the rise of language and art. They explain how Good.Store partners work and talk through coping with parental memory loss and anticipatory grief.

Mar 4, 2026 • 38min
443: A Top Podcast for the Elderly
They tackle teen rebellion and why it can fuel curiosity and culture. They dig into why ink and photons behave the way they do without getting too technical. They unpack why soaps smell so enticing and share weird childhood anecdotes. They tease playful ways to reveal physical skills and give quick updates on a reality show, a soccer club, and NASA launch rehearsals.

Feb 25, 2026 • 48min
442: They’ve Been Plants the Whole Time
They wonder if famous people submit anonymous questions and share amusing anecdotes. They explore why most metals are gray and why gold and copper look different. They talk about why holding a baby can calm anxiety and how potatoes sense up and down. They discuss moles’ unusual blood chemistry, coping with piling grief, and recent space and soccer news.

Feb 18, 2026 • 49min
441: The Value of a Single Shoe
They debate how relationships with audiences change as fame shifts. They tackle awkward honesty around medical procedures and suggest plausible excuses. They wonder whether anyone has tasted lunar dust and how clouds can reach near-space. They ponder whether a single shoe can hold value and briefly explore the idea that our universe might be inside a black hole.

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Feb 11, 2026 • 47min
440: Barreling Ever Forward
They ask if you can paint the outside of a spacecraft and explain why normal paints fail in vacuum. They discuss the first artwork made in space and its flag-like qualities. They parse the meaning of "48 business hours" and why everyone asks scientists about aliens. They explore nostalgia, skydiving physics with thrown objects, why people love stickers, and Mars' influence on Earth's climate cycles.

Jan 28, 2026 • 50min
439: Division I Saint
They riff on whether you can eat rare animals and who becomes a patron saint. They explore decomposition, cremation, and what happens to our bodies. They explain how flames form patterns and how trees stay standing. They wonder why hair changes after chemo and why certain veins are chosen for blood draws. They also touch on Mars mission news and an underdog soccer update.

Jan 21, 2026 • 57min
438: The 2014 Episode
The hosts take a nostalgic dive into what shaped 2014 for John, highlighting the explosive growth of their YouTube channel and the transformative success of 'The Fault in Our Stars.' They explore the double-edged sword of fame, discussing the backlash on Tumblr and its impact on John's public persona. Amidst stories of viral copypasta and navigating harsh criticism, there's a reflection on the gifts fame brought, like funding educational projects. The episode closes with light-hearted updates on space and sports.

Jan 14, 2026 • 37min
437: Mouse Relay Intercept
Hank and John dive into the quirky world of clickbait titles and ponder facial evolution. They tackle why MRIs are so noisy and humorously debate if Rome could be built in a day. The duo critiques traffic light designs while sharing fascinating insights on visibility. Plus, hear Hank reflect on personal stories with his therapist and an update on AFC Wimbledon. Expect a blend of laughter, curiosity, and a sprinkle of random trivia throughout!

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Jan 7, 2026 • 37min
436: The Kelce Green Brother Bowl Brawl
Can one really de-escalate a situation? Explore why hands feel colder and why veins appear so pronounced in certain seasons. Imagine the internet as a cozy 3D space rather than a chaotic feed. Delve into the puzzling behavior of squirrels—do they get bored? Discover the fascinating history behind measuring the Earth-Sun distance. And get insights into teaching, plus a fun recap of AFC Wimbledon's recent exploits. It's a mix of quirky questions and lighthearted banter!


