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In the final installment of our three-episode journey into the Jurassic Park franchise, we're learning what the Jurassic World trilogy means to its evolving target audience.

In this second installment of our three-episode journey into the Jurassic Park franchise, we're debriefing the sixth and ostensibly final entry in the Jurassic saga.  Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, and Patrick Porter

In this first installment of our three-episode journey into the jurassic park franchise, Josh is taking a deep dive into Jurassic Park and its sequels, what does and doesn’t work, and how Jurassic World: Dominion fares as the saga’s conclusion.

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Listen in awe as not even our most dedicated Marvel apologists can find anything nice to say the Disney corporation's latest blockbuster. Featuring: Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

We watch a lot of movies. In this bonus episode—previously exclusive to Patreon—we’ll take a (relatively) spoiler-free tour of what we’ve been watching and to whom we would recommend or warn against it. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

The Batman is back... again. We have lots of thoughts about it. Maybe we liked it. I don't know. We don't sound like it sometimes. So brace yourselves—one way or another—for our opinions! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Your resident expert cinephiles have finally compiled the definitive list of the top 10 movies of 2021. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Does the final installment in the MCU's Spider-Man trilogy really earn all its fanfare, or does it amount to little more than dorky fan fiction? Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns

Finally, we settle the great Christmas movie debate once and for all by presenting our top 10 favorite Christmas movies of all time! Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, Peter Nikiforov, and Tyler Hanns