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Longtime fans and a newcomer discuss Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. Childhood memories, impact of Spider-Verse on animation, animation style, and favorite turtles discussed.

Well, all of us saw Oppenheimer, but only one of us saw Barbie. But that won't stop us from arguing about both!   Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spanning four decades, nine movies, and two franchises, Rocky Balboa and Adonis Creed come head to head as we rank every Rocky and Creed movie from worst to best. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter

What better way to end the year than with our top ten favorite movies of 2022? Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns

Happy Halloween! It's time to complete David Gordon Green's Halloween quasi-reboot trilogy. Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns

There’s still time to immerse yourself in Halloween through the power of movies. We’ll tell you how! Our panel of cinephiles has assembled their own respective Halloween movie recommendation lists. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Patrick Porter

Earlier this year Hulu managed to shock the world with the unimaginable: A very good sequel to a franchise genre film with Prey. Can they do it again with Hellraiser, one of the most unique and beloved horror films of all time? No. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Patrick Porter

As we celebrate the greatness of Prey, it's time to rank all seven movies in the Predator franchise from worst to best. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, and Patrick Porter

The unthinkable has happened! In an era of threadbare sequels hopelessly abandoned to streaming services, one magnificent entry rises up from the ashes of the Predator franchise. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Levi Warren, and Patrick Porter

The god of thunder is back! But is there any thunder left in a decidedly un-cinematic Marvel Universe bogged down by underwhelming non-events and Disney TV shows? Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns