You Hate Movies

Join us as we venture into Darren Aronofky’s arthouse horror masterpiece Black Swan only to compare and contrast it with the same director’s sister-film, The Wrestler. It’s film art’s take on high art vs. low art according to the seasoned art critics of You Hate Movies. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Black Swan, The Wrestler, and Tangled

It’s April 2017, what the heck is going on in the world of movie news? Who knows if we’ll be any help. Journey into chaos as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news this month and offer our expert opinions along the way. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Free Willy and Valentine's Day

Is Kong: Skull Island big dumb fun, or just fun? Or just big? Or just dumb? Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Kong: Skull Island, Batman v Superman, Godzilla (2014), and The Mummy Trailer

In this episode, join us in the You Hate Movies Thunderdome, as we pit beloved movie characters, one-by-one, in a brutal, all-out battle to the death. Today’s Thunderdome: Stupid X-Men mutants. Could that multiple man guy beat anyone? Or that one guy with, like, quills coming out of him? Root for your favorite stupid mutants in the Thunderdome! Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, Peter Rollo, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Some spoilers for the X-Men movie franchise, and Philidelphia.  

We’ve arrived at the tenth X-Men movie, and apparently it takes that many to make a truly fantastic one. Join us as we celebrate, discuss, and scrutinize James Mangold’s Wolverine finale, Logan. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, Peter Rollo, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Rocky Balboa, The 12 Dates of Christmas, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Wolverine, X-Men United, X-Men: Days of Future Past

Two dudes marooned in total isolation, struggling to survive, and find their way home and into our movie going hearts. Who did it better, Cast Away or The Martian? Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Looper, The Twelve Dates of Christmas, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, The Revenant, Titanic.

Join a panel of hosts who believed Jeremy Saulnier’s tense punk rock thriller Green Room was the best movie of 2016, some hosts who liked it a little less, and someone seeing it for the first time. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Green Room, Home Alone, 10 Cloverfield Lane, and District 9.

We can’t leave M. Night Shyamlan’s filmography alone! Join as we argue about the controversial directors possible return to form, Split. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Split, The Visit, Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense, Signs, Lady in the Water, The Village, and The Happening.

Who in the world cares about some host of You Hate Movies’ top 10 favorite movies of all time? Maybe you do! Who knows? Join as we celebrate and mock Josh’s all-time favorites. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: As we work our way through the ten, some spoilers may accompany the movies as they are listed.

Good grief, we love Alfonso Cuarón’s dystopian masterpiece Children of Men. Listen to us fawn over it for an hour! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Children of Men