You Hate Movies

Hey! Six films in, Spider-Man got his best movie! Let’s argue about it a bit. Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: All Spider-Man movies, Superman, and Batman Returns,

It’s Road to War for the Planet of the Apes! Join us as we argue and celebrate our way to the rebooted Planet of the Apes trilogy finale! This week’s episode is the grand finale: War for the Planet of the Apes. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: War for the Planet of the Apes, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Logan, and the original 1968 Planet of the Apes.

It’s Road to War for the Planet of the Apes! Join us as we argue and celebrate our way to the rebooted Planet of the Apes trilogy finale! This week’s episode, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, District 9, Batman Begins, Alien Covenant, Batman v Superman, Congo

It’s Road to War for the Planet of the Apes! Join us as we argue and celebrate our way to the rebooted Planet of the Apes trilogy finale! This week’s episode, Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Planet of the Apes, Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes reboot, Forrest Gump, The Terminator

Four movies in, Warner Brothers and DC have finally landed a picture that people seem to mostly like: Patty Jenkin’s Wonder Woman. In this episode we’ve got a panel of men and women arguing about just how good Wonder Woman really is, while engaging in a fair amount of nitpicking. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, and Patrick Poter. Spoilers: Wonder Woman, Batman v Superman, Captain America: The First Avenger, as well as minor spoilers for Splash.

In today’s episode we ask the burning modern question: If you love trailers, do you hate movies? Are trailers one way of enhancing the moviegoing experience, or do they just spoil everything? Featuring: Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Captain America: Civil War, Quarantine, Terminator Genisys, Jurassic Park, Jurassic World, Rogue One, Godzilla (2014), From Dusk ‘till Dawn, Watchmen, and Eyes Wide Shut

After the baffling quasi-prequel Prometheus, Elderly director Ridley Scott is taking us for our sixth lap around the Alien franchise. Join us as we try to make sense of this awful mess. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: The Alien franchise, and Finding Dory.

We're playing Save or Kill once again, and once again, with like-named actors. Faced with two actors who share a name, which would you save if it meant killing the other? The stakes are high! Who will survive? Featuring: Abi Porter, Mike Jensen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Matt Hughes, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Love the Coopers, and Valentine’s Day

Can the sequel to 2014’s Guardians of the Galaxy recreate the magic of the original? Some of us think so. One guy doesn’t. Featuring: Mike Jensen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Matt Hughes, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Guardians of the Galaxy 1 & 2, Gremlins 2, Frozen, Man of Steel, Walking Dead, Slither, Henry, The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Prometheus and Very Bad Things