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We’re following up with some of the best and brightest in metal on this show. Clown of Slipknot finally broke his legendary silence on the issue: he WILL get the COVID vaccine! Jon Schaffer turned fed and was also a founding member of the Oath Keepers?! So, uh, be on the lookout for washed up metal guitarists on a rampage near you. KOTTAK ATTACK. Tommy Vext is on tour in Texas selling reliquary CBD to hot dog necked security guards. Ol Nugey got ‘rona, a nation celebrates. Aaron Lewis wrote a new song and it sucks. IT FUCKING SUCKS GODDAMN IT’S SO FUCKING STUPID. SHIT!!!!!! Emperor played a Very Special livestream with former member Faust. Always good to see old friends getting back together *touching ear piece* oh. Deicide is playing sold-out shows in Florida to upwards of 40 dudes. Finally, ol Tim Lambesis is putting on very special motivational seminars and goddamn man. Just fuck. It’s an episode. Music featured on this show: Zao – Ship of Theseus Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

On this week’s show we’re joined by journalist Maggie Serota to review her damning report on Ministry guitarist Sin Quirin and his underage sex allegations. We’re taking stock of what has and hasn’t happened in the last year with Ministry and Sin’s less-notable side projects, and we’re learning how the sausage is made with hard, facts-based reporting through large outlets. Also we’re talking about So I Married An Axe Murderer. We contain multitudes. Music featured on this show: Ink & Dagger – The Road to Hell from Drive This 7-Inch Wooden Stake Through My Philadelphia Heart Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Oh Boy. On this week’s show we try to figure out who the fuck Prince Phillip is. Then we get a call from old friend Jose Mangin and learn why he gets paid for his work and we don’t. We discuss the potential downsides of acting a damn fool online, and try to determine, “Is Demanufacture an album for babies? Or is it Hybrid Theory? Or both?” We hear a really gross tale about former Sabaton and current Civil War guitarist being a rock spider. Finally, we’re talking about the most insanely disrespectful track we’ve heard in a good while. There’s more malice in this two-and-a-half-minute song with a Vanessa Carlton beat than almost anything produced by a metal musician. It’s a weird one! Music featured on this show: Spinabenz, Whoppa Wit Da Choppa, Yungeen Ace, & FastMoney Goon – Who I Smoke Old Nick – Obsessed With a Door That’s Haunt’d by 243 Ghosts Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

We recorded this early on Easter morning so we gave our brief, totally clueless overview of what exactly you’re supposed to do on Easter. We’re also talking bout getting vaccinated and returning to shows SOON. And in honor of opening day, we’re talkin’ BAAAASE-BALL. Remember some guys with us. Get mad about shitty stadium deals. Talk with us about “The Top 10 Heavy Metal Walk-Out Songs” and some real whiffs therein. Finally, let’s talk about hockey fights and how James “Buster” Douglas had it all figured out. Music featured on this show: Slugging Percentage – Roberto Alomar Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

We’re celebrating 300 episodes of Toilet on this very special episode. Join us to hear some well-wishes and cruel roasts from listeners, TovH writers, and a few VERY SPECIAL celebrity guests. We’re also recalling some of our favorite moments over the past uhhhh many years. It’s a celebration grim ritual and you’re all invited. Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week we’re talking about the shifts in culture and the musical economy that have brought us to these dire straits. First up: Nuking your successful band to make money off aggrieved uncles. Tommy Vext got kicked out of Bad Wolves and now he’s making more dough than ever. Next up: Onstage nü metal breakdowns from one of Jordo’s favorites and Christian metal meltdown over the dreaded pussy word. Next: Joe pulls a Chris Jericho by getting mad at the Grammys despite never, ever giving a shit about nor watching the Grammys. GWAR is selling fake drugs instead of huge crack rocks, SAD! We’re looking at statements from Spotify CEO Daniel Ek promoting new revenue projections for artists and comparing it with the FUCKING BRUTAL reality of artist payouts using math. Finally, we’re reconsidering flat Earth with Stephen Carpenter using science. Don’t forget: NEXT WEDNESDAY IS EPISODE 300 SO GET YOUR CALLS IN NOW. Music featured on this episode: Profond Barathre – Stella Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Our dark powers of prediction have once again come true. Psychosexual is back and they’re just gonna pretend that first record didn’t happen. Huh. Join us for a spirited discussion of this, a killer story of a Houston punk band that became the #1 enemy of the police in the early 80s, a memorial for LG Petrov, pulling out the AV cart in high school, and a chat about British “people” featuring Sharon Osbourne. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this episode: CRYPTS – Paura Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Things we’re talking about this week: Jimmy Pesto is being hunted by the FBI / You can purchase an executive producer spot on Jamey Jasta’s latest solo record “And Jasta For All” / Gene Simmons has his own Wolf Cola with “MoneyBag Soda” / Tom Morello roasted a rando online so hard we all forgot that he’s buddies with Ted Nugent / We got a press release from September Morning’s Emily Lazar promising the first heavy metal NFT art offering. Let’s dive into the completely blood-drenched world of NFTs and cryptocurrency pyramid schemes currently making our world even worse. / Sully Erna comes in right at the finish line with some COVID denialism that felt fresh and unique 10 months ago. Better luck next pandemic, Sully! Music featured on this episode: Steel Bearing Hand – Command of the Infernal Exarch Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Joe’s back and he’s ready to party. On this week’s sode your boys are talking about the total destruction of Texas, how Chris Adler got his groove back, the eternal zombification of Motley Crue, a dramatic reading of an anti-vax “cancel culture”-themed hardcore band that can’t sell more than two digital downloads, and THE MORTIS NEWS NETWORK. Ol Nergie is back. When we last left him he was selling $25 tickets for a livestream performance in a church (OOOOOH) and lying about being kicked out of a YMCA. Now he needs your money. Sure thing, Nergie. Finally, we’re talking about my enemy, and yours, LiveNation. Nothing can kill Ticketmaster. Music featured on this episode: Firstbourne – Mourningstar Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Once again we are finding ourselves in a sad state of No Joe. We assure you he is alive and well, but in his stead, you’re once again getting these jams kicked out courtesy of Microphone Mosh Masters, 365 Days Of Horror and Breno. We discuss Mortiis posting relevant news items on his Facebook, Atilla getting sued over sucker punching venue staff, Metallica getting their live stream dubbed over because of rules they started in the first place, and how the internet lost its once lawless, wild west charm. You could listen to a different podcast if you want to, but you’re here already here, so you might as well enjoy this one.   Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.