Radio Toilet ov Hell

Holy shit is the site still up? OK good. This is a BIG ASS SHOW. Here it is in a nutshell: The 2K21 state of blackgaze address / What is the hip new genre in hip metal circles? We speculate wildly! / Nick Hipa exits As I Lay Dying, wonders “Was this a bad idea?” / We take a listen to the latest BAD WOLVES track to understand the newest trends in AGGRESSIVE YET SENSITIVE manly singing / Somebody asked Dan Lilker about CANCEL CULTURE and he probably should not have done that. / Vio-lence, in their own words, were part of a “Super spreader event lmao” / COVID RAGE CORNER / Attila Csihar and his friends are Old / We talk about THE BLACK ALBUM COVERS COMPILATION which is the reason this episode is nine hours long. Folks, it’s a DAAAAAMN GOOD ONE. Music featured on this sode: ATRÆ BILIS – Lore Beyond Bone Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

There are months where it seems like nothing happens, but each day’s passing flush leaves a gooey residue that slowly but surely jams your pipes up like an arterial clog. Then a week comes along that shit can no longer be flushed. You get out the drain snake and poop splatters all over the goddamn place. This is one of those weeks. TOPICS: Wino tells us all what’s on his mind after Eric Wagner’s death / Who has a new band? Catch this “L”efson! / Gloryhammer responds to their embarrassing group chat leak / STEELFEST: Finland’s big metal fest announced a lineup with a whole bunch of fashy bands alongside several big bands you know and love. Let’s see what happens. / The guy that does the purple digital artwork for Rings of Saturn has the wildest idea of what “Ashkenazi” means. / Finally, Sean freedom from freedom Vio-lence freedom freedom freedom. Folks, it’s a wild one. Music featured on this sode: Wharflurch – Celestial Mycelium Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

On this week’s episode: We’re pulling for you Gulf Coast flushers, please stay safe and let us know how we can help. / The virgin Willy’s Wonderland (2021) vs the chad 1981 Burt Reynolds directed/starring vehicle Sharky’s Machine / “Lamb of God is the new Pantera” and other lies we tell ourselves about a dead mainstream metal scene / Gloryhammer’s group chats got leaked and we overdosed on cringe / Marilyn Manson back in the news, unfortunately not for getting hit by a bus / Bad news keeps coming: Kid Rock doesn’t have COVID / The Order of Nine Angles and Atomwaffen get funding of the United States of America. Take THAT libertarian black metal fans! Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this sode: Serpent Column – Katartsis Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: Losing your entire collection of cool shit in a house fire (feat. Inhaling smoke and asbestos) / The Iowa State Fair has a killer lineup and also FFDP and All That Remains! / Wino commits a LOGICAL FALLACY (and kills his friend) / Some dipshit screamo band went all libertarian and then got sick with COVID. Please stop watching YouTube lectures and debates and shit. It’s embarrassing. / Going out and feeding capybaras. / Watching the newest, hottest movie: Eastern Promises. Music featured on this sode: A Pregnant Light – Mr. Natural Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

On this episode: Buncha big ol babies afraid of blood and needles! / SOULFLY DRAMA: Max doesn’t own a phone(?) and that might have caused a bit of a rift with Mark Rizzo. Also, don’t hire your significant other as your band manager. / SENTIENCE IS A JOKE / Tommy Vext’s new beat: Anti-semitism! Feat: An original Breno composition. / Scott “Wino” Weinrich wants you to open your mind. The goddamn HAARP machine fucked up my house. / FLUORIDE! / Maryland Deathfest 2022 is the most stacked goddamn fest lineup I’ve seen in a minute. Let’s hope it happens! Music featured on this sode: What Awaits Us – Ascend (Remake) Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: The nu metal revival is POSTPONED cuz everyone’s sick. Gen X is fucking it all up and we must destroy NYHC. Sturgis biker rally is REVVING UP to deliver another stupid ass public health emergency. Let’s take a look at all the fucking and sucking and has-been buttrock and metal that’s gonna be happening in North Dakota this week. IT’S GROSS! We’re talking about learning more about vocal performance with Dave Mustaine and throwing away our dreams of making music. Instead we’re gonna hire some young boys to recreate The Black Album for us. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this sode: Alucard – Shivers of the Night Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

THINGS ON THIS WEEK’S SHOW: Jordan shares his secrets to BROOTAL GUTTURAL SEWER VOX (it’s choccy milk). Lollapalooza happened – we’re talking about backing tracks, being out of touch, and Wesley Willis owning Perry Ferrell. We discuss microtonal music with a handy example from the internet’s newest pop star, Sarah Brand. We talk about a week of truly awful losses with the passing of Mike Howe, Dusty Hill, and Joey Jordison. Finally, we examine the latest drama in everyone’s favorite boy band industry creation, Bad Wolves! Music featured on this sode: Greet Death – “Do You Feel Nothing?” Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO! We’re joined by the god or thunder himself: the one, the only JON MIKL THOR. Join us as we talk with the legend about five decades in bodybuilding, horror films, and rockin’ and rollin’. We’re discussing bending steel with your teeth, throwing cars at people on coke, getting swole with Lou Ferrigno, rock n roll nightmares, trying out nu metal, and his triumphant new record, ALLIANCE. Join us for a killer interview and stick around to hear me and Jordo talk the latest developments in Jon Schaffer’s case and accidentally playing the same song on stage back to back. FOLKS, it’s a good one. Music featured on this sode: THOR – “The Ultimate Alliance” – Preorder Alliance here! Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio, Joe and Breno are talking about roadie mistreatment, a critical assessment of the last 20 years of Iron Maiden, the continued drama within the Megadeth camp, Jamey Jasta simping for imperialism, and a very special Jordan-free segment we call: Gear and Weed. We’re trying to figure out how exactly people are supposed to sing, extolling the virtues of the Hall of Fame reverb, and throwing out all our nice, cobweb-strewn guitar shit. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this sode: Batard – Lakata Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Ah hell, it’s another book episode. This week, all three boys sat down to discuss My Life With Deth, former Megadeth bassist David Ellefson’s 2013 autobiography. I bought this thing at Half Price Books about 2 months before the latest unpleasantness with ol David and decided to comb through it to see if it contained any hidden clues. We didn’t, of course, but we did learn a lot about the influence of parental cash on a band’s success, Sobriety and Wellness stuff, and transactional relationships. We’re also talking about: putting big ass subwoofers in your car, ACTUALLY GOING TO A METAL SHOW, and intentionally killing your local scene. FOLKS…………. it’sagood’un Music featured on this sode: BURN IN HELL – Bleach Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.