Radio Toilet ov Hell

Welcome to the last regular feed ‘sode of 2021. This week we’re talking about: my stupid apartment flooding, Great White releasing a documentary about their disastrous Rhode Island show, BOLD PREDICTIONS FOR HEAVY METAL IN 2K22, Ozzy’s venture into NFTs is going to be the straw that destroys the American economy, Tommy Vext surprise released a brand new album full of covers and WHOO BOY. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this show: Pizza Death – Rise of the Anchovy Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

The Triumvirate of Tuneage returns to share their forbidden love of music genres other than neo-dissonant-cavernous-black-ultra-tech-grind-gaze. So we may be riff-raff but we’re multi-dimensional trash people. And though we all listen to an unhealthy amount of metal, we are occasionally taken by music from the lesser genres. Actually when Hans and I (Eenzy) rebooted Riff-Raff we already agreed to do this episode, because we’re just totally degenerate music nerds at heart who love sharing tunes. But, much like the Roman Empire, two just wasn’t enough to bring this ship down—we needed our trusty nocturnal wanderer Roldy to steel this deal. So come and explore some music where vocalists don’t burn out after 5 years, a keyboard doesn’t mean you’re listening to some basement-dwelling dungeon synth, and people have found a way to decouple angst from pure nihilism and misanthropy. And occasionally are even happy. Poseurs. New Music Features This Week IDM Block Wisp – The Shaper (Roldy) Squarepusher – Ultravisitor (Eenzy) Terminal 11 – Counter Clockwise Chant Pattern (Hans) Ed Harrison – Imbrium (Roldy) Hip Hop Block King Geedorah – Fazers (Eenzy) Food For Animals – Shhhy (Hans) Odds and Ends (where we get real weird with it) Black Moth Super Rainbow – Born on a Day the Sun Didn’t Rise (Eenzy) Karma – Get It On (Hans) Steely Dan – The Caves of Altamira (Roldy… of course)

This week: the Toilet Boyz talk about the sinking realization that everything is getting cancelled again. / Did Pantera ask Sammy Hagar to replace Phil Anselmo? Almost certainly not! / Hiring Cameo guys to write an album / MONEY FIGHT: ZZ Top vs. Bruce Springsteen. / Jordan samples the latest holiday Mountain Dew flavor / We give each other presents. Jordan is still the king of gift-giving. Music featured on this show: Cimitir – The Snowfall Slasher Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

We read the stats, double checked the figures, and used HARD DATA to compile the 18 most popular metal songs of the year 2021 according to YouTube dot com. There are old favorites like [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] as well as some fresh faces like [REDACTED]. It’s a whole lot of new material for a Toilet Boy to digest but, rest assured, every song on this list sucks an incredible amount of butt. We’re backing up our analysis with some real world data via YouTube comments. Also the drummer from Tool got arrested for being a drunk old man lol. It’s a good one. Music featured on this show: Nothing Legally Actionable Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio, your boys are playing their favorite tunes of the year. We each picked two tracks to play and now YOU get to judge who has the most pleb taste. ALSO, we’re talking about the latest from Megadeth: some wonky ass cryptocurrency scheme. Woof. Also, we’re talking about a mini band beef blowup with Every Time I Die. FAMILIAL BETRAYAL? Or… Poor communication skills? We figure it all out on this week’s show. Music featured on this ‘sode: Khemmis – The Astral Road Sleep Token – Alkaline BUMMER – Dead Horse Andri from Pagefire – Drop Dead Gorgeous King Woman – Morning Star BATARD – Demi-jour Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple

This week the Sires of Slappage take the Scooby Doo challenge and spend Sunday ripped on stoner doom with A Spooky Mansion.  What could go wrong? Your fearless hosts Hans and Heidy (Eenzaamheid) show up with their A-game only to be shown up by the musical knowledge and mellifluous words of guest A Spooky Mansion!  While Heidy picks from his tried-and-true-if-a-bit-stale bucket of blackened crust, Hans shows how they’re keeping metal dangerous in France these days, in spite of Varg and his lame, racist DnD knockoff.  But Spooky knocks ’em both out with one epic hit from the stoner doom pipe and a new but old school Smoke on the [Bong]Water-sounding jam.  We don’t really remember what happened next, but what’s the worst it could be? Courtesy of the local headshop security cam: Hans and High-dy on some dank stoner doom Stay tuned for our NO MEROL ALLOWED episode next week and expand your musical palette or some nonsense New Music Features This Week Heidy’s picks Wolf King – Beholder ACxDC – Gorged Hans’s picks Huronian – Emissary of the Void Churchburn – Scarred A Spooky Mansion’s picks Heavy Temple – The Maiden Witcher’s Creed – Salem (The Resurrection)

This week on Toilet Radio: Sully Erna pasteurizes cows; does not approve of medical procedures / A long read of Neill Jamison’s latest Decibel screed RE: the DOOM of physical media. It’s a big ol mess. / Is Heartworn Highways the Decline of Western Civilization Pt. 2 of country music? We discuss and come to a conclusion that every musician is a trainwreck waiting to derail. / FINALLY, we talk the latest Prince Midnight hoax: a Lars Ulrich toilet. Big, big props to Prince Midnight. Music featured on this ‘sode: Malignant Altar – Rite of Krasue Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple

In this highly anticipated debate, Joe and Breno sit down for a frank and unfiltered discussion about huge dumbasses. First up, it’s a retrospective of Brent from Mastodon’s dumbest moments. There’s a lot to go through. It’s like half the episode. Then, we discuss Kid Rock’s latest single, “Don’t Tell Me How to Live”. It’s, unironically, the best thing he’s done since Devil Without a Cause. It’s also bone-crushingly stupid. Finally, we’re talking about some of our favorite recent jams and the pains of being alive. Music featured on this ‘sode: Andrew Lee’s Heavy Metal Shrapnel – Maybe Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple

The Earls of of Ohrwurm pull up a mic stand for your favorite Outspoken Owl to perch on. True-to-life human riff-raff Hans and Eenzaamheid are joined by everyone’s favorite nocturnal predator Rolderathis on this week’s podcast—and set the mood by dropping a shit joke in under 15 seconds flat.  Scatology homework aside, your boys clench their cheeks and crab walk through some grind-that’s-not-grind, clever split wordplay, and whatever the hell you call the stuff on I, Voidhanger.  Also, Eenzy finally shows some love to his native Benelux, though after listening to him giggle like an idiot for half this episode, it’s unclear if they’ll ever let him go back.  And I thought the Dutch were supposed to be able to handle their shit, man. New (and not-so-new) Music Features This Week Eenzy’s picks Fuck the Facts – Taken from the Nest Vonnis – Repeat://Delete Hans’s picks Concrete Winds – Noise Trepanation Creature – Conscience Mécanique Roldy’s picks Nocturnal Wanderer – Darkness in Rapture Auroch – Leaden Words Sown

This week we learned there’s a Rage Against the Machine cover band that plays horns and pisses on dudes. Man. Only like one part of that sentence is in any way appealing.  ALSO: New music from Tim Lambesis – it sounds just like all the other shit! New music from Code Orange – it’s Spawn soundtrack-tastic! Clown from Slipknot is getting too old for this shit – and by “this shit” I mean hitting a keg with a baseball bat! Anthrax’s new guitar player doesn’t get to do SHIT so we spend some time exploring the world of hired guns in heavy metal! BONUS: Randy Blythe and Dez from Coal Chamber are trying to sell you a pyramid scheme. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: Ilium – Quantum Evolution Event Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple