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This week on the Toilet Radio podcast: Errrmmm, you mean the Superb Owl? / More adventures in trying to sell musical equipment online / Joe Lynn Turner Explains It All: The Illuminati Edition / Reader emails! / Psycho Las Vegas having money problems? I blame that son of a bitch blackjack dealer on The Cortez / Hammerfest (?) in the UK appears to be a huge scam! / MetalSucks published a horseshit chunk of marketing content disguised as a study on heavy metal tours and carbon emissions. We dive into it this nonsense / Imagining a guy that loves Bring Me the Horizon and thinks Fall Out Boy is for babies / Manowar and Germany, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G Music featured on this show: Stump Tail Dolly – Shady Grove This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Shitspinners can go to hell. / Sleep Token: the new Ghost? / Spiritworld: embarrassing! Ozzy is retiring from touring / Crowbar has partnered with a high-end(?) headphones manufacturer to sell heavy metal headphones. / Aaron Lewis, maybe the worst one of Our Guys, got a gold plaque for his song about being the only one. / Milwaukee Metal Fest is causing a big stir. Let’s take a look at the bands announced. / An independent entrepreneur noticed that Century Media doesn’t use Bandcamp so they put Sanguisugabogg’s new album up and took their money. Smart! Music featured on this show: False Figure – Sadist Lament This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: We discuss Maynard James Keenan’s upcoming Brazilian Jiu Jitsu seminar at a suburban strip mall dojo. For just $200 you can get a free t-shirt! / Pantera got CANCELLED for good reason. We talk about Phil getting the boot from Germany and Austria and their upcoming tour with Lamb of God. / Phil Labonte got some national attention for being a thirsty old loser on Tinder. / Escape the Fate hired an unnamed artist that completely stole that shit whole hog from Cameron Gray’s artwork for Dead Letter Circus. / Jon Schaffer is continuing to be a good little gubmint snitch./ Slay Squad from everyone’s favorite YouTube reality competition, No Cover, is going on a real tour with real bands. / Finally, we look at the first set of bands announced for the next now-uncanceled Maryland Deathfest. Folks, it’s a good ‘un. Music featured on this show: Oblivion Throne – Lust for Steel This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

This week on Toilet Radio: Dylan from Diary of Doom interviewed Ahab to talk about the new album, performing their record release show in a church, album concepts that never planned out, Greg Chandler of Esoteric guesting on a track, and a fan guided through their battle with cancer with the music of Ahab. Skip ahead to 38:24 to listen to the interview. BUT FIRST, the Toilet Boys have to discuss the latest from Joe Lynn Turner getting mad at the Toilet + being a weeb for Russia / Dave Ellefson and Violent J joining together for TWO new tracks (both bad!!) / A bunch of metalcore guys complain that their bands made a lot of money and they made a handful of dollars for themselves – we gotta talk about it. It’s a good ‘un. Music featured on this show: Ahab – Colossus of the Liquid Graves This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Welcome back to Toilet Radio. This week we talk about Brewster’s Millions-ing the lottery, checking in on the Blabbermouth beat: 80s rockstars are aging and dying, listening to the latest music from ORGY(?), the merciful end of NOFX, one of the wildest rants from an old ass metal has-been we’ve ever seen, Phil Labonte entering new echelons of unpopularity, Sabaton has an award revoked for failing to be sufficiently apolitical while beating off to tanks and shit, and an even BIGGER supergroup of deathcore vocalists has appeared and it sucks. Music featured on this show: Dryad – Pompeii Worm This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Breno is on a quest to find one (1) funny metal meme, Joe is on a quest to avoid elderly swingers. OTHER TOPICS: David DiSanto and the Vektors got kicked off the stupid metal cruise for being stupider than a metal cruise. The Taakes got CANCELLED from touring Australia! Quick, where’s their GoFundMe and NYTimes editorial??!?! An update on THE BIG SIX, the hottest new band that still doesn’t exist. Breno and Jordan discuss the world of official and unofficial Star Wars-themed bands. We follow up on the most popular metal tracks of 2022 with the assistance of Sirius XM’s Liquid Metal and Octane channels. Trunkariffic! Kerry King is bored and angry because Slayer can’t Slayer no more. Get a hobby! Music featured on this show: Animalize – Jungle Dance This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Welcome to a brand new year of Toilet Radio. We celebrated New Years Eve by watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Project Runway, and Delicatessen respectively. On this episode: Breno goes on an epic gamer rant about Chat Pile and the hype overload from list season. We talk about THE BIG SIX, the latest supergroup consisting of six death core vocalists. Chuck Billie of Testament is now a house flipper. Specifically, he became a house flipper during the absolute apex of the housing market in the United States. We talk about flippers, “passive income”, and an industry even more doomed than music. Finally, we’re talking about the latest incarnation of Bamboozle fest. After When We Were Young, it looks like Bamboozle is seeking to grab all the bands that weren’t remembered fondly from the early 2000s. Music featured on this show: Eternal Sleep – Against a Wall This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

It’s the final (non-Patreon) episode of the year! We’ve reflected on our year and with all the sentimentality inherent in these high holidays, decide to rip into some real freaks. First up: Venom Prison has been accused of TERF shit – we investigate. Season of Mist and their dipshit PR lady decided to weigh in and provide some truly nasty transphobia on Christmas Eve. We dig deeper into the dreaded Season of Piss. The now former guitarist for Wormwitch penned a lengthy Substack diatribe about masculinity and gender and all kinds of dumb horseshit and then got fired. Violet Cold is having an extended meltdown. We dive into all of it and then we make some big predictions for the world of heavy metal in 2023. It’s a good one? Music featured on this show: L.O.T.I.O.N. Multinational Corporation – Cybernetic Super Soldier This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

We give each other nice xmas gifts on this week’s very special holiday episode. BUT ALSO: Joe talks about a disturbing scene in a West Texas bathroom, we laugh at a guy getting crypto scammed by a YouTube account pretending to be Lars Ulrich, Breno getting COVID for the ninth time, and TOOL finding a new way to rip off their fans with overpriced tchochkies. It is a good, and holy, one. Music featured on this show: The Riverboat Gamblers – Father Christmas This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.

Your boys ran the numbers and determined that the 20 tracks featured on this episode were the 20 most popular metal songs of the year. I don’t want to be overly dramatic but I think this was the worst year for mainstream metal since the year before Black Sabbath formed. Tune in and hear what the normal people in your lives were listening to all year round. Then go back to listening to the unpopular music we all know and love. It’s a good one, folks. Music featured on this show: Nothing Legally Actionable This program is available on Spotify. It is also available on iTunes or whatever they call it now, where you can rate, review, and subscribe. Give us money on Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes and other cool shit.