Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
Jessi Cruickshank
Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie? She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets. The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS. New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW!LEAVE JESSI A VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068FOLLOW JESSI: @jessicruickshank Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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May 4, 2023 • 1h 15min
Love Your Body-ody-ody with The Birds Papaya
Sarah Nicole Landry of The Birds Papaya LOVES her stretch marks and this episode will inspire you to LOVE YOURS TOO! She tells Jessi how she went from hurting her body to embracing every curve, why everybody needs a “Ho period” and why she met, then unfollowed, a Kardashian. Plus! Jessi was not invited to the MET GALA (RUDE) but that won’t stop her from judging everyone who WAS! The Best and Worst Fashion! The Cats! The Exes! The Short Shorts! (specifically on Pedro Pascal) - Jessi will make you feel like you were there. So tattoo on your freckles (or don’t, we’ll talk), undo that top button on your jeans and settle in for a body-ody-ody confident episode of Phone A Friend!As always Leave Me A Message (about misunderstood song lyrics, or anything you want!) 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 27, 2023 • 1h 8min
MAN THINGS with Arkells’ Max Kerman
Max Kerman is one of the biggest rock stars on earth, but somehow he made time to take Jessi’s call! She forces him to tell her which Canadian celebrity is NOT NICE (gasp!) and why men act the way they do. Plus, turns out Max is also a Slave 4 Nickleback and blesses us all with a cover. Jessi also reveals which celebrity couple wanted to SWING with her and her husband, why Taylor Swift staged a paparazzi shot and she’s saying F*#K Meghan Trainor (not teachers, we LOVE teachers). It’s gonna be MAY (literally) so enjoy this final April episode of Phone A Friend!Leave Jessi a voicemail (about literally ANYTHING): 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 20, 2023 • 1h 4min
I’m A Slave 4 Nickelback with a Britney Superfan
Jessi phones the man who single handedly FREED BRITNEY to TELL ALL about Britney Spears’ new TELL ALL BOOK! Jordan Miller, Britney superfan and founder of breatheheavy.com reveals the angry phone call he got from Britney’s dad, explains Britney’s instagram dancing and why this book will SHAKE THE WORLD. Plus! Jessi plays “Coachella Performer or Nickelodeon Character”, reviews the first episode of Live! With Kelly and Mark, defends Nickelback (and Creed) and has a MAJOR PENIS UPDATE. Can you take me HIGHER? This episode will. As always, leave Jessi a voicemail about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 13, 2023 • 1h 14min
Brazilian Butt Dialing a Plastic Surgeon
Maybe She’s Born With It… Maybe it’s Buccal Fat Removal! This week Jessi phones Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon Dr. Daniel Barrett to find out WHO has had WHAT DONE. Did Liam Payne get a new Jaw? Does Khloe Kardashian have a new face? Is Emily Ratajowski really all natural? The answers will SHOCK YOU (and make you feel SO much better about yourself, promise).Plus! Taylor Swift is single, Kylie and Timothée are dating, Meghan Trainor pees with her husband and JLo is doing THE MOST. This episode is almost as busy as JLo, so let out your buccal fat and enjoy!And don’t forget to CALL JESSI anytime, about anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 6, 2023 • 1h 5min
The Spirit of Pitbull with Madison Tevlin
The Spirit of Pitbull (and let’s be honest- Usher and Ne-yo and all singers of CLUB BANGERS FROM THE 2010’s) overcomes Jessi this week as she brings the energy of a DJ in Cabo to the podcast. She’s telling stories about the time she pumped in Ben Affleck’s bathroom, the time she watched a Ryan Gosling sex scene with 50 Cent and she’s spilling EVERYTHING (except for her own breast milk) about getting detained at a Mexican airport. Plus! Jessi phones her first movie star! TV Host, Down Syndrome advocate and star of the movie "Champions", Madison Tevlin talks about her big break, her dream wedding, her dream LOVER and… she has notes for Jessi. It’s a CLUB BANGER of an episode, turn up the Pitbull and ENJOY!Phone Jessi ANYTIME and leave a message at 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 30, 2023 • 1h 8min
Bras on Ice with Elvis Stojko
Jessi’s FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH (and Olympic Medalist, World Champion Figure Skater) Elvis Stojko takes her call to talk pleather pants, hate faxes, Tanya Harding and getting bras, panties and marriage proposals on ice- and not all from Jessi!Plus, Harry Styles is a bad kisser, Gwyneth Paltrow is a great defendant and Shawn Mendes has fashion tips that nobody asked for! If that’s not enough boy news for one episode, Jessi throws in Zayn, Liam Payne, and AJ Mclean, because she can. Throw on a $600 beige turtleneck and enjoy! Don’t forget to Leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 23, 2023 • 58min
Bone Broth and Boners with Cat & Nat
It’s our most NYFK (Not Safe For Kids) episode YET! Jessi phones iconic duo Cat & Nat to find out if she is doing SEX and MARRIAGE ALL WRONG. (spoiler alert: she might be). PLUS! They answer our listeners’ deeply personal questions about sex- How often should you be having it? Is it OK if you’re NOT having it? What should you do WHILE having it? NOTHING is off limits and Cat & Nat DO NOT HOLD BACK (consider this a warning).Plus! Gwyneth Paltrow’s diet is not as dangerous as Jessi’s, Zendaya’s stylist is throwing a temper tantrum and Taylor Swift is STAGE DIVING into the conversation. Oh- and are you hotter than your partner? Jessi’s husband Evan makes his Phone A Friend DEBUT to rate his wife. What could go wrong?PSST… leave me a VOICEMAIL, ANYTIME about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 16, 2023 • 1h 2min
What You DIDN’T See At The Oscars with Louis Virtel
Jessi was not invited to the Academy Awards (RUDE) but writer/comedian/Oscars savant Louis Virtel WAS, so she’s calling him to find out EVERYTHING that went down behind the scenes. As a writer for Jimmy Kimmel, Louis tells Jessi how many jokes were written about The Slap, why Rihanna changed Jimmy’s entire monologue and who was the most intimidating backstage. Then Jessi ranks her best and worst dressed and takes a controversial stance in the Ashley Graham vs Hugh Grant interview debacle. Plus! Lindsey Lohan gets pregnant, Avril Lavigne gets flashed and Paris Hilton gets personal. It’s a COCOMELON of an episode so place a feather on your nipples and enjoy!As always LEAVE JESSI A MESSAGE anytime, from anywhere at: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 9, 2023 • 1h 16min
God Must Have Spent A Little More Time on CHRIS KIRKPATRICK
Jessi’s teenage dreams come true with the FOUNDING FATHER OF *NSYNC Chris Kirkpatrick!!!! And she ASKS HIM EVERYTHING she’s been desperate to know for 28 years. Did he hook up with fans? Would he have hooked up with JESSI? What does he think of Britney Spears? Is Justin the reason the band broke up? What’s up with the dreadlocks? NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS until they say Bye Bye Bye. Plus! Chris Rock is pulling NO punches (get it?) talking about The SLAP and Meghan Markle in his new Netflix special, Joe Biden is making Jessi hungry and BLIPPI did something that will leave you SHOOK. Snap in your butterfly clips for a truly iconic episode of Phone A Friend!Leave Jessi A Message (ask a question, ask for advice, or just say HI): 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 2, 2023 • 49min
Living The Tweenage Dream with A TWEEN
This week Jessi PHONES A TWEEN to help her understand why Selena Gomez is feuding with Hailey Bieber. Our tween unpacks all the eyebrow-related DRAMA then tells Jessi WHAT’S THE HOT SH*T in Tween! And do you think our tween knows what a “Cassette” a “Pager” or a “Chris Kirkpatrick” is? (spoiler alert: NO. SHE ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT. but you’ll love to hear her guess…)Plus! Michael B Jordan is NUDE! Shakira is PISSED! And Jessi’s kid saw COCAINE BEAR?! This episode will SEND YOU (the tween made me say it). Leave Jessi A Message about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
