Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
Jessi Cruickshank
Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie? She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets. The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS. New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW!LEAVE JESSI A VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068FOLLOW JESSI: @jessicruickshank Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Jul 13, 2023 • 1h 9min
MEN ARE PIGS! with Bob The Drag Queen
It’s an unintentional ‘Men Are Pigs’-themed episode featuring Keke Palmer’s (insecure) Baby Daddy, Jonah Hill (and the time Jessi went on a ‘date’ with him) and Nick (kind of emotionally abusive) Lachey! Jessi unpacks ALL the DRAMA surrounding their ‘boundaries’ and behavior, then cleanses the palate with a much needed serenade by a shirtless Ryan Gosling. Plus, the only man Jessi wants to phone this week is a Drag Queen! World Renowned Bob The Drag Queen, who is a special guest on Madonna’s Celebration tour, talks to Jessi within HOURS of Madonna’s shocking announcement about her tour postponement. Plus he DRAGS a princess and gives Jessi a Drag Name! Enjoy PHONIES!Get your tickets to Phone A Friend LIVE at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal on July 29th HERE: https://montreal.hahaha.com/en/shows/phone-friend-jessi-cruickshankAnd leave Jessi a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 6, 2023 • 1h 8min
Throwback: The Spirit of Pitbull with Madison Tevlin
This episode is such a 🔥VIBE, we’re playing it again! The Spirit of Pitbull (and let’s be honest- Usher and Ne-yo and all singers of CLUB BANGERS OF THE 2010’s) overcomes Jessi as she brings the energy of a DJ in Cabo to the podcast. She’s spilling stories about the time she pumped in Ben Affleck’s bathroom, the time she watched a Ryan Gosling sex scene with 50 Cent and she’s spilling EVERYTHING (except for her own breastmilk) about getting detained at a Mexican airport. Plus! Jessi phones her first movie star! TV Host, Down Syndrome advocate and star of the movie Champions Madison Tevlin talks about her big break, her dream wedding, her dream LOVER and… she has notes for Jessi. It’s a CLUB BANGER of an episode, turn up the Pitbull and ENJOY!Phone Jessi ANYTIME and leave a message at 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 29, 2023 • 1h 23min
Crack Is Wack with Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young
It’s another EXCLUSIVE! Nicole Young comes to Jessi to tell HER SIDE OF THE STORY during an ongoing, very public, very messy feud with Chrishell Stause. Whether you watch Selling Sunset or not, this phone call is more shocking than wearing pasties to a brokers open. Plus! Beyonce and Shania are doing Gender Reveals? Jessi breaks down the most ridiculous stories about the Titanic Submersible, Kylie Jenner is just like us and Andy Cohen is multitasking with a nipple. RING THE BELL B*TCHESSS this is a can’t miss episode. Oh! And did you hear!? Phone A Friend LIVE is coming to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal on July 29th- Get your tickets HERE: https://montreal.hahaha.com/en/shows/phone-friend-jessi-cruickshankAnd leave Jessi a voicemail anytime, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 22, 2023 • 1h 15min
They Can Cry In A Ferrari with Only Fans’ Elle Brooke
Only Fans creator Elle Woods BROKE THE INTERNET when she took down Piers Morgan on live television, and she hasn’t given an interview since. UNTIL NOW. Elle is taking Jessi’s call to give her first EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW since going viral on Piers Morgan’s show. So what is Only Fans? How does it work? How much money does she make? And why is she grateful to Piers Morgan for shaming her on Live TV? She’s revealing EVERYTHING.Plus! Jessi dives into Ben Affleck’s thirst trap, Meghan Markle’s latest fail, Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy announcement, Brody Jenner’s engagement and she worries a robot will steal her job. (Come to think of it, she should have asked Chat GPT to write this description.) Buckle Up in your Ferrari, this episode is a wild ride. Jessi lives to hear YOUR QUESTIONS, THOUGHTS & REACTIONS, call and leave them here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 15, 2023 • 1h 2min
White Claw is My Boyfriend with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard
If you can’t afford Taylor Swift concert tickets, why not get a job as Taylor Swift’s security guard?! That’s exactly what Davis Perrigo did, just in time to see the Eras tour. Then, he went viral for singing every word to every song while on the job. So how did he get hired? Why was he FIRED? What does he think about all the attention he’s getting from thirsty AF Swifties? Jessi is phoning the world’s fakest security guard (and biggest viral star) to find out. Plus! Vanderpump Rules is over, so crack a White Claw as Jessi relives the emotional abuse. Then Bill Murray is dating Kelis? Jennifer Lawrence is JUST LIKE US, Madonna is vulgar and Jessi reveals her dark past as a naked sushi model. Wax your sashimi and enjoy! Oh and Jessi is waiting with baited breath for your voicemail: 323-448-0068 (or DM her a voice memo!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 8, 2023 • 1h 18min
Drag Queen Story Time with Priyanka
Drag QUEEN/ Bad B*tch Priyanka used to be Jessi’s intern at MTV. Now she is a global pop superstar, the inaugural winner of Canada’s Drag Race and a queer superhero, so Jessi dives into her origin story. What was the most shocking thing she witnessed as an assistant to Justin Bieber? How did she manage to work as a kids TV host by day/drag artist by night? What does she think about the pride controversies and drag bans unfolding across Canada and the US? Oh and Priyanka sends Jessi an unsolicited d**k pic! Plus! Jessi’s face is on anti-LGBTQ posters, Taylor Swift and Matty Healy are never ever ever getting back together, Smoking is BACK, “The Idol” is BAD and Al Pacino is an OLD DAD. This episode is out and proud so wave your rainbow flags and enjoy! As always Jessi is WAITING BY THE PHONE FOR YOUR VOICEMAILS- ask her anything here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 1, 2023 • 1h 10min
Bad A$$ Business B*TCHES with Selling Sunset’s Amanza Smith
WE DID IT. Selling Sunset cast member Amanza Smith is TELLING (SUNSET) ALL to Jessi. Why do the brokers dress like strippers? Why is she now feuding with Chrishell? Which NSYNC member did she used to date!? Whether you’ve seen every episode of Selling Sunset or none at all, this is the $7 million dollar penthouse condo of phone calls. Plus! PADUM PADUM It’s PRIDE MONTH and we’re celebrating with Kylie Minogue, Ursula and Beyonce. Then, remember Twilight’s Taylor Lautner?… according to the internet, he has NOT aged well and neither has the new season of The Kardashians! And ATTENTION ALL FACEBOOK STALKERS, your ex might know you're creeping him. Cue surging female songstress singing a power ballad… Let’s DO THIS. Jessi lives to hear YOUR QUESTIONS, leave her a message anytime, about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 25, 2023 • 1h 6min
Sex (tapes) and The City with Whitney Port
Whitney Port discusses Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors and falling in love on 'The City'. Jessi delves into Selling Sunset success, American Idol emotions, Meghan and Harry drama. A comedic DMV experience and fashion dos and don'ts for summer add fun to the episode. Enjoy the banter and body shots with this juicy reunion!
May 18, 2023 • 1h 16min
Feel the Rain On Your Bong with Whitney Port
RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS, for the first time in 13 years, Whitney Port is reuniting with Jessi to TELL ALL about The Hills (and The After Show). Was The Hills FAKE? Is she still FRIENDS WITH LAUREN? Were those SEX TAPE rumors REAL? Does Whitney love “Bongs and Butt Sex”? (This is an actual question and you MUST listen to find out.)Plus! Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated, Kim Kardashian is getting DRAGGED by her 7 year old, Jessi would like to ‘FOLK’ The Little Mermaid’s ‘MERFOLK’ and she has a surprising take on the Kelly Clarkson Show staff DRAMA. Put on a “matchy matchy” look and enjoy!Your Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 11, 2023 • 60min
“The Original Homewrecker” with Vanderpump Rules’ Scheana Shay
Jessi had never seen an episode of Vanderpump Rules… until NOW. She dives DEEP into the Vanderpump Cinematic Universe with cast member Scheana Shay! What is ‘SCANDOVAL’?! Who is Raquel and why is she hooking up with every man at SUR!? Did Tom Schwartz KNOW about Tom Sandoval’s AFFAIR!? Scheana’s restraining order has been lifted (but actually), and she’s TELLING ALL. Plus! The Coronation was…. DUMB? Gwyneth’s love life with Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck is EXPOSED and we have MAJOR UPDATES on Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Ryan Reynolds, Britney Spears and PITBULL (obvs). Not to mention Mothers Day surprises!! Get VanderPUMPED for this Scandoval episode!As always, leave Jessi a Voicemail (about ANYTHING): 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
