

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.Subscribe to the ad-free version: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/us/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Mar 31, 2026 • 50min
A Triumph of Pure Delight with Trixie and Katya
What you are about to hear is the absolute apex of what humanity has frequently referred to as "joy." The following sixty-ish minutes of audio and video are a glorious, overflowing symphony of happiness so immense it almost seems too dazzling for this earthly plane. It is delight at its most majestic and uncontained, brimming with an ecstatic brightness that will make every corner of your spirit feel lit from within with the glow of sparkling merriment. This episode is the very essence of glee itself, gathered into sound and images that represent joy at its highest, fullest form: radiant, triumphant, and so extravagantly alive that it will no doubt bring you and anyone else within earshot to an auditory climax you shall never forget.
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
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Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
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Mar 24, 2026 • 60min
The Bride and the Betrothed with Trixie and Katya
Ms. Trixie Mattel and Ms. Katya Zamo kindly request the distinguished honor of your presence at their most magnificent nuptial celebration, where the theme shall be "Baroque Techno Jurassic Gothic Cyborg Barbie Vampire." It will be held at the abandoned Hawthorne Plaza Mall in Hawthorne, CA, where the decor shall scream "gilded ruin of Baroque splendor where pink-hued creatures of the night have mated with cyborgs in orgiastic bliss." Guests are respectfully encouraged to appear in formal attire befitting the evening’s vision, namely Gothic court dress enriched with jewel tones, polished mechanical adornments, vampiric elegance, prehistoric accents, and, if one feels so moved, a whisper of pink-tinged old Hollywood glamour. A supper and bar of darkly splendid delicacies and rosy, probiotic blood-orange libations shall be served post-ceremony. Please feel free to visit our registry at The Sharper Image and make sure to RSVP no later than April 1st.
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To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com
Listen and Watch Anywhere!
http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
Follow Trixie:
Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel
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Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo
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Mar 17, 2026 • 56min
The Squirtle Spurtle with Trixie and Katya
If you thought oatmeal recipes couldn't be sensual, you'd be dead wrong. Dim the lights, burn that bergamot arousal candle from your cousin's bachelorette party, and bring 1 cup of steel-cut oats to a slow, smoldering simmer in 4 cups of creamy, luscious whole milk. Add just a pinch of sea salt, and let the ingredients relax into a luscious, velvet-thick porridge so opulent it's no wonder this recipe won the World Porridge Making Championship. Once you achieve the ideal level of viscosity, stir in 2 tablespoons of sweet brown sugar, 2 tablespoons of hot melted butter, a dash of vanilla, and a deliciously decadent pour of heavy cream. Finish with toasted walnuts, a molten ribbon of sticky honey, and bejeweled raspberries whose tart sparkle will slice through all that thick seduction like Trixie and Katya waxing poetic about proper air conditioning. Serve it molten, fragrant, and make sure to eat it slowly, because this is not some bleak porridge from Oliver Twist, Deborah; it's a flirtatious, butter-kissed, spoon-clutching bowl of hot breakfast filth.
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com
Listen and Watch Anywhere!
http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
Follow Trixie:
Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel
Follow Katya:
Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo
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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo
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Mar 10, 2026 • 48min
A Motherforking Clusterfluff with Trixie and Katya
Welcome back to another motherflocking, cockadoodle, son-of-a-biscuit episode of The Bald and the Beautiful, where our dolls yap their pretty little ash-offs about fame, folly, and every half-baked batshirt thought that ricochets around in their glamorous skull caverns. Listen as every ding-dang topic gets dragged through the glittery mud by two world-class gobshites armed with surgically-hilarious horseshirt opinions that make you think, "Holy shiitake mushroom she has a point." It is a full-throttle fartknuckling, crapweaseling, beefwobbling, shut-the-front-door spectacle of elegance and idiocy, so sit your bass down, shut your fishlips, and enjoy this monkey-fighting, son-of-a-nutcracker masterpiece of an episode. Yippie-kye-ay, Monsieur Trucker!
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To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com
Listen and Watch Anywhere!
http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
Follow Trixie:
Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel
Follow Katya:
Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo
#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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Mar 3, 2026 • 54min
The Last Rites of Eternal Chaos with Trixie and Katya
A surreal fake wake full of refined absurdities and campy mourning attire. Wild riffs on viral music moments, awkward national anthem performances, and oddball covers. Tangents on VR headsets, home audio gear, and late-night trash cinema fantasies. Darkly funny takes on funerals, wills, and the logistics of legacy.

Feb 24, 2026 • 1h 2min
This One Goes Out to All the Buttholes with Trixie and Katya
I am the ring that no laurels adorn,A puckered little star at the edge of the form.No medals are pinned to my tireless skin,Yet I toil and labor each day, all from within.
Through tempests of spice and fast food you regret,The burdens the rest of the body forgets.I clench through trials both noble and dire,An unsung sentinel forged in fire.
But even the steadfast may weary and ache,May whisper, “Dear world, give me one gentle break”.A balm, a rest, a moment of grace,For I too am part of this curious place.
Through trials and toil, both small and bold,One should never overlook, even the smallest of holes.I have found a truth both simple and fair:Even the lowliest ring merits tenderness and care.
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com
Listen and Watch Anywhere!
http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
Follow Trixie:
Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel
Follow Katya:
Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com
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Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo
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Feb 17, 2026 • 53min
A Meditation on Fruit Cups and Resplendence with Trixie and Katya
They rant about political corruption and celebrity gossip, then recount chaotic photo shoot mishaps and bizarre public sightings. Nightmarish dreams, including a surreal tango and shared fruit cup, get vivid retelling. They gripe about tech woes and car anxiety, debate cultish gurus and cosmetic risks, and discuss horror movie gags, stage nerves, and panic disorder struggles.

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Feb 10, 2026 • 51min
The Bald and the Breakfast with Trixie and Katya
A zany morning café fantasy where they riff on surgery anxiety, anesthesia jokes, and losing control. They gush over Jodie Foster and chat how actresses inspire drag. Beach-to-mountain travel tales include skiing trauma, snowmobile chaos, and messy hangovers. Moviegoing vs home viewing debates, true crime binges, and soothing jellyfish visuals round out the wild, snackable conversations.

Feb 3, 2026 • 51min
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya
Comic takes on Maria Bamford and a loving rant about Netflix’s platform chaos. Snack taste tests and nostalgic comfort-food confessions. Hot takes on Predator Badlands, Fallout gaming ethics, and drag looks. Honest talk about body image, cosmetic procedures, social media fatigue, and loud, silly sexual humor. Final viewing recs and tour chatter wrap things up.

Jan 27, 2026 • 57min
From Hooves to Haute with Trixie and Katya
This week's episode is presented by Hollywood's premier foot feminization service, "From Hooves to Haute." With our patented treatment derived from centuries of Icelandic foot worship, our clinicians will transform your neglected feet from beige, flaky oatmeal buckets with fossilized Fritos for toenails into the epitome of luminous symmetry. We'll erase that eye-watering aroma of gangrene at low-tide and replace it with that of dried French lavender on a windowsill during Summer in Aix-en-Provence. Using precision tools, industrial-grade exfoliation, and aesthetic reshaping protocols, we systematically retire every yellowed talon and flaky canyon with calm, scientific efficiency. You'll see clinically smooth skin, balanced nail architecture, soft hydrated surfaces, and a clean visual profile that suggests health, elegance, and a guaranteed 4.99 on wikiFeet.
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Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT
To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT
Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com
To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour
To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com
Listen and Watch Anywhere!
http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
Follow Trixie:
Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel
Follow Katya:
Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo
#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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