Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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Feb 11, 2026 • 27min

2026.02.11: Discordant

Burnie and Ashley discuss financial alien warnings, toddler energy, Discord drama, teen by default, TUCOWS, old school apps, mIRC, pre-investment sanitation, open source, Stoat, and special chargers.
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Feb 10, 2026 • 29min

2026.02.10: Savoring Anticipation

Burnie and Ashley discuss Olympic records, call for questions, the Dream Team, momentary records, World Record Holders, Burnie's Two World Records, knocking over a glass, learning embarassment, Highguard achievements, hardest achievements, deciding when to go for 100 percent, Supergirl, and anticipating the anticipation.
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Feb 9, 2026 • 32min

2026.02.09: Bowling For Dollars

They dig into Super Bowl ad economics and why viewers tune in for commercials more than the game. Trailers-for-ads tactics and shortened Super Bowl edits vs full online cuts get examined. Kids' confusion with movie trailers and ad-free childhoods comes up. Casting surprises and reactions to upcoming movie trailers, from Zootopia 2 to Project Hail Mary, are highlighted.
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Feb 6, 2026 • 29min

2026.02.06: Standardized Crotches

Burnie and Ashley discuss perfect months, Olympic flaps, luggage weight, Lego Haily Mary, showing kids old stuff, Dispatch censorship, Dungeon Crawler Carl, spoiler etymology, Quick Resume, and Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony.
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Feb 5, 2026 • 20min

2026.02.05: Rumored By AMD

Burnie and Ashley discuss new Xbox rumors, generational cycles, bad names, bifurcated consoles, Steam hardware delays, Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Celtic nachos, and hating your team.
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Feb 4, 2026 • 29min

2026.02.04: Disney Adulting

Burnie and Ashley discuss driving in Scotland, traffic trains, sheep commuters, Disney changes, who owned Marvel, beaver dams, beaver tails, hippo fighting, Tim Burton, Planet of the Apes, Congo, Helena Bonham Carter, Phoebe Waller Bridge, Lara Croft, and Pee Wee Herman.
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Feb 3, 2026 • 25min

2026.02.03: Double By Halving

Burnie and Ashley discuss cutting conspiracies, SpaceX's one million satellities, flooding the zone, foldable iPhones, doubling by halving, losing the wallet, and single strap woes.
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Feb 2, 2026 • 19min

2026.02.02: Gold, Silver & Iron

Burnie and Ashley talk about gold, silver & bitcoin crashes, Microsoft downturn, AI training, Epstein dump, EGOTs, and Iron Lung.
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Jan 29, 2026 • 28min

2026.01.29: Boomer Roleplay

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tesla's sunset strategy, army of robots, future pods, Peter Molyneux, Fable IV, boomer roleplay, Brandon Sanderson, adapatations, Harry Potter, and the US nationwide shutdown strike.
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Jan 28, 2026 • 26min

2026.01.28: Applicable Generally

Burnie and Ashley discuss objective players, Highguard, fantasy power rankings, Zerg rushing, Steam review guidelines, Tik Tok algorithm changes, big number alternatives, and Khabe Lame sells his identity.

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