Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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Feb 25, 2026 • 25min

2026.02.25: Shake Ups

Burnie and Ashley discuss age verification solutions, Innerspace, Xbox changes, and more.
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Feb 24, 2026 • 23min

2026.02.24: Mom Went Out For Cocaine

Burnie and Ashley discuss State of the Union preview, Mexico submarine, Predator Badlands, Hulu/Disney, Audible's new service, Mom reappears 24 years later, snake transformations, and Punch The Monkey.
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Feb 23, 2026 • 30min

2026.02.23: Consolation Prides

Burnie and Ashley discuss when the better team loses, Consolation prizes, high sticking, sports injuries, Clint Malarchuk, cartel battles in Mexico, airline compensation update, TSA non-shutdown, icy Americans, hot milk, and Puppuccinos.
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Feb 20, 2026 • 26min

2026.02.20: Poketopia

Burnie and Ashley discuss UK Epstein arrests, Olympics, pressure, Pokemon sales, Pokemon legal troubles, and peak collectibles.
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Feb 19, 2026 • 28min

2026.02.19: Genetic Honeypot

Burnie and Ashley discuss name changes, maiden names, passports, Olympic genetics, Instagram trial, social media bans, peanut butter cup drama, and responding to customer demands for innovation.
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Feb 18, 2026 • 31min

2026.02.18: Not The Luge

Burnie and Ashley discuss updating firmware, guessing without going over, popularity of Winter Olympics, medal count, Great Britain, 28 Years Later possible limbo, Strait of Hormuz, travel delays, and weaponizing empathy in customer service.
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Feb 17, 2026 • 18min

2026.02.17: Seeded

Burnie and Ashley keep the streak alive.
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Feb 16, 2026 • 26min

2026.02.16: Fingered Hog Lines

Burnie and Ashley discuss curling controversies, Canadian anger, British holidays vs American vacations, Six Nations Rugby, Ashley's thaw, travelling with kids, media infidelity, and when owning becomes collecting.
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Feb 13, 2026 • 19min

2026.02.13: All Valen's Eve

Burnie and Ashley discuss a perfect Valentine's Day gift, Olympic relationship drama, curling, curling stones, Epstein, Highguard layoffs, ten year dev cycles, twenty year narketing cycles, and no one talking about UBI.
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Feb 12, 2026 • 21min

2026.02.12: Drone Adjacent

Burnie and Ashley discuss I-5 commuters, hypocritical driving, nuance dogpiles, lazy touchscreens, El Paso airspace, anti-drone weapons, curse jokes, James Van Der Beek, convincing doctors, needing data to delete data, and closing the memory loop.

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