Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
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Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Feb 25, 2026 • 25min
2026.02.25: Shake Ups
Burnie and Ashley discuss age verification solutions, Innerspace, Xbox changes, and more.
Feb 24, 2026 • 23min
2026.02.24: Mom Went Out For Cocaine
Burnie and Ashley discuss State of the Union preview, Mexico submarine, Predator Badlands, Hulu/Disney, Audible's new service, Mom reappears 24 years later, snake transformations, and Punch The Monkey.
Feb 23, 2026 • 30min
2026.02.23: Consolation Prides
Burnie and Ashley discuss when the better team loses, Consolation prizes, high sticking, sports injuries, Clint Malarchuk, cartel battles in Mexico, airline compensation update, TSA non-shutdown, icy Americans, hot milk, and Puppuccinos.
Feb 20, 2026 • 26min
2026.02.20: Poketopia
Burnie and Ashley discuss UK Epstein arrests, Olympics, pressure, Pokemon sales, Pokemon legal troubles, and peak collectibles.
Feb 19, 2026 • 28min
2026.02.19: Genetic Honeypot
Burnie and Ashley discuss name changes, maiden names, passports, Olympic genetics, Instagram trial, social media bans, peanut butter cup drama, and responding to customer demands for innovation.
Feb 18, 2026 • 31min
2026.02.18: Not The Luge
Burnie and Ashley discuss updating firmware, guessing without going over, popularity of Winter Olympics, medal count, Great Britain, 28 Years Later possible limbo, Strait of Hormuz, travel delays, and weaponizing empathy in customer service.
Feb 17, 2026 • 18min
2026.02.17: Seeded
Burnie and Ashley keep the streak alive.
Feb 16, 2026 • 26min
2026.02.16: Fingered Hog Lines
Burnie and Ashley discuss curling controversies, Canadian anger, British holidays vs American vacations, Six Nations Rugby, Ashley's thaw, travelling with kids, media infidelity, and when owning becomes collecting.
Feb 13, 2026 • 19min
2026.02.13: All Valen's Eve
Burnie and Ashley discuss a perfect Valentine's Day gift, Olympic relationship drama, curling, curling stones, Epstein, Highguard layoffs, ten year dev cycles, twenty year narketing cycles, and no one talking about UBI.
Feb 12, 2026 • 21min
2026.02.12: Drone Adjacent
Burnie and Ashley discuss I-5 commuters, hypocritical driving, nuance dogpiles, lazy touchscreens, El Paso airspace, anti-drone weapons, curse jokes, James Van Der Beek, convincing doctors, needing data to delete data, and closing the memory loop.
