Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
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Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Apr 6, 2026 • 27min
2026.04.06: 90 Minute Post Credit Scene
Burnie and Ashley discuss Super Mario Galaxy, Easter Sunday, the cost of cinema, Sponsor updates, gas prices, bankable voice roles, Vin Diesel, Groot, the PCU, Polymarket, and the penultimate NCAA update.
Apr 3, 2026 • 31min
2026.04.03: Public Math
Burnie and Ashley discuss CICO, calorie gifts, binge eating, fitness goals, fresh eggs, email in space, Overcooked lore, Pokopia, difficulty settings, Claude leak, Tamagotchis, social media ban failures, and the great egg surplus.
Apr 2, 2026 • 29min
2026.04.02: Prepper's Amazon Cart
Burnie and Ashley discuss teaching kids about important moments, public math, prepping via Amazon cart, Indonesian earthquakes, San Francisco, reverse parking, Hambone, Iranian uranium, dirty bombs, and cool pictures on the way.
Apr 1, 2026 • 29min
2026.04.01: To The Moon
Burnie and Ashley discuss urban legends, unchecked misinformation, price matching, how much DOES a banana cost, Artemis II, time zones, the presidential address about Iran, Super Mario II, computer building, hard drive philosophy, and hunting a rogue SSID.
Mar 31, 2026 • 25min
2026.03.31: Stimulus Response
Burnie and Ashley discuss fuel prices, mathematical bases, cost comparisons with the UK, stimulus reactions, Lego stories, Smart Bricks, NCAA updates, and astronuats to the moon.
Mar 30, 2026 • 23min
2026.03.30: Just Too Much
Burnie and Ashley discuss Consoel prices, RAM prices, mute astronauts, AI performance issues, and sports seasons.
Mar 27, 2026 • 27min
2026.03.27: The Barber Paradigm
Burnie and Ashley discuss modern kids, Epic Games layoffs, bro dramas, Fortnite birthdays, God of War Ragnarok, media as a product of its time, price increases for Playstation & Netflix, plastic shortage, March Madness updates, and voicemail calls.
Mar 26, 2026 • 26min
2026.03.26: That Book Smell
Burnie and Ashley discuss least favorite gaming mechanics, new difficulties, economical entertainment, nostalgic smells, dry counties, stuff we like, and workarounds.
Mar 25, 2026 • 23min
2026.03.25: Lion In Court
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Lion King lawsuit, damages, retainer fees, Sora shutdown, Disney's AI exit, Ninja Mixing, Ninja Switch 2 batteries, TSA lines, and nice driving.
Mar 24, 2026 • 32min
2026.03.24: Upright Position
Burnie and Ashley discuss 10 year looks, relationship roles, planning to escape, Laguardia updates, plane recline debate, zipper merging, go rounds, iPhone anniversary edition, and why life in the walled garden.
