Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
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Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Mar 24, 2026 • 32min
2026.03.24: Upright Position
Burnie and Ashley discuss 10 year looks, relationship roles, planning to escape, Laguardia updates, plane recline debate, zipper merging, go rounds, iPhone anniversary edition, and why life in the walled garden.
Mar 23, 2026 • 27min
2026.03.23: Juggle Who
Burnie and Ashley disuss their weekend, the NCAA Sweet 16, upsets, global markets, exotic foods, Instagram recipes, medium vinegar, tech layoffs, Juggalo facial recognition, BTS, and military timing.
Mar 20, 2026 • 31min
2026.03.20: Level Collapse
Burnie and Ashley discuss Dungeon Crawler Carl Live, Edinburgh, healthy boundaries, American brands, Texas BBQ, Wheel of Time, Arcane, Masters of Universe, collector's popcorn buckets, and Faces of Death.
Mar 19, 2026 • 27min
2026.03.19: Slop All The Way Down
Burnie and Ashley discuss Spiderman Brand New Day, Subnautica 2, delusional humans, hallucinating AI, human slop, Dotcom II, and the water bottle era.
Mar 18, 2026 • 26min
2026.03.18: Uncannie Vallie
Burnie and Ashley discuss Oscar's In Memoriam, DLSS5, Nvidia, post processing, remastering, man vs technology, visual rejection, and rage baiting.
Mar 17, 2026 • 31min
2026.03.17: Butter Runnin'
Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's CEO, Mega 64, NCAA tournament, Canberra civil planning, Austin's river streets, Iranian futbal teams, more NCAA news, butter running, prediction markets, and even more NCAA news.
Mar 16, 2026 • 30min
2026.03.16 Patrick's Eve
Burnie and Ashley talk about Saint Patrick's Day, Six Nations Rugby, Oscar roundup, Paul Thomas Anderson, Project Hail Mary, Austin airport, Austin geography, loud quitting, Internet Creators Guild, Digg shuts down, and re-rebooting.
Mar 13, 2026 • 26min
2026.03.13: Of Its Time
Burnie and Ashley discuss Bam Adebayo, scoring records, Artemis cancellation, War Machine, Alan Ritchson, Timothee Chalamet, Ethan Hawke, Before Sunrise, and the Oscars preview.
Mar 12, 2026 • 28min
2026.03.12: Labubu Strays
Burnie and Ashley about halftime chatter, Nintendo key card follow up, performance vs sentiment, Hogwarts Legacy, Valve's gambling lawsuit, Labubu strays, Firefly teases, Iran War updates, the Oscars, watching nominees, twin dogs, twin ages, and emulating the horrors of youth.
Mar 11, 2026 • 21min
2026.03.11 The Fried Dough Debate
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Rooster Teeth App closed beta, fried dough debates, viral recipes, Heated Rivalry, and male spaces. To link your Patreon account to the RT website Sponsorship, please visit the Settings on your profile.
