Cinephobe
Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Jan 1, 2026 • 2h 3min
Cinephobe Unlocked: 200 Cigarettes
Declassified from the archives, Zach, Amin and Mayes count down to the big ball drop with the final movie of the year. Will everyone show up to the New Years party in time to hook up with someone and avoid being jinxed for the entire following year? Will they smoke 200 cigarettes in this movie? Will Elvis Costello find his glasses? Are we still making the same jokes we made a year ago? Tune in to find out.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 25, 2025 • 1h 50min
A Very Cinephobe Christmas: Dashing Through The Snow
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Zach, Amin and Mayes spend Christmas Eve helping unhoused gentlemen get pot roast that falls off the bone.
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Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Dec 22, 2025 • 48min
Top 5 Ass Ons of 2025
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Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2025 (but in a bad way).
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Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Dec 18, 2025 • 2h 3min
Cinephobe Ep 294: The Three Musketeers
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Zach, Amin and Mayes gingerly touch their tips to defend the King of France from the nefarious Cardinal Richelieu.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
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Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Dec 11, 2025 • 1h 51min
Cinephobe Ep 293: Rush Hour 3
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are looking for any excuse to travel to Paris with their brothas from otha mothas.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 8, 2025 • 50min
Top 5 Ass Offs of 2025
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Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2025.
CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Dec 4, 2025 • 1h 54min
Cinephobe Ep 292: Collateral Damage
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Zach, Amin and Mayes avenge the loss of their family by fighting terrorism with terror.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Nov 27, 2025 • 2h 10min
Cinephobe Ep 291: The Mighty Ducks
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Zach, Amin and Mayes quack their way to a Pee Wee championship thanks to a widdle drunk driving, gerrymandering and money laundering.
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CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Nov 24, 2025 • 58min
Top 5 Hi Sweet Annies
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Zach, Amin and Mayes round up their favorite movie couples that are supposed to be deeply in love, but showed the chemistry of two strangers that were introduced for the first time.
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Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
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Nov 20, 2025 • 2h 1min
Cinephobe Ep 290: Paul Blart Mall Cop
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Zach, Amin and Mayes slather their pie with peanut butter as Zach's twisted obsession with Kevin James continues.
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Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:
CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod
Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops
Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin
Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle
Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
